#you know a warrior lady

[beastsovrevelation]

Something keeps tempting me to watch AHS: Apocalypse. Not the whole show, just Apocalypse (because, you tell me "Antichrist", I come running). But, it's not only not my genre of horror, I probably will be confused, if I don't see previous seasons. And, if I remember correctly, it's nonsense when it comes to things like satanism.

Maybe, it's because of that dream - I saw Michael Langdon in it. Seeing photos could have sparked my memory of him (AHS screencaps when I scrolled through Taissa Farmiga images on Pinterest).

Fanfiction gods are as cruel as they are giving... I'd be compelled to make an OC, and ship her with him. She'd be Michael the Archangel, of course. For a change, as in my stories, it's always the reverse - the Antichrist is female, while Archangel Michael is male (except like one fanfic, which is an AU, anyway).

You see the punchline, right? They'd have the same name. Bonus points, they get married. Then... Mr. Michael Langdon and Mrs. Michael Langdon. Yeah...

Wounldn't they be related, too?.. I guess Satan, the Dragon, legitimizes them as the damn Targaryens of their universe.

Ch. X: where's Michael?

Ch. Y: which one?

Ch. X: Michael Langdon

Ch. Y: yes, which one?

Ch. X: there's two? Are they married or related?

Ch. Y: Yes

Their kids are damned, for some serious issues. Imagine if your parents had the same name, and your father was your mother's nephew.

Why... Why is this such a siren's song? Why can I already see the clownery? And, the smut?..

Why am I thinking of the "Do you even know all the ways a lady can be seduced? The things I could teach you?" line in Bridgerton?..

It would be a second creative project of mine with Michael Langdon, involving imcest. Because, long ago, I rp'ed as my original Antichrist, and, they were an item. It was sibling incest. And, characters sleeping with a version of themselves.

My eyes keep wandering... How do I resist the temptation?

I even have a faceclaim for her in mind.

Me to myself:

[archerinventive]

Happy Warrior Wednesday!!

Today I want to celebrate all my armored ladies, no matter how much, or how little armor you wear. You're incredible and I love you all. ❤️

Keep being awesome!

Photo with miss_witchhh on IG.

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

Lesbians welcoming mlm’s to the cancellation pit after ofmd:

[spiderwarden]

when I say 'her life in menzobarranzan ' I don't want you to JUST picture the graceful tactful politician and rebel hunter that she was.

i want you to imagine Minthara as the playboy she also was, the stereotypical child of mommy's riches who spends their days partying and having sex with men and women, and being up to her EARS in cunt and cock. Coming down to the family breakfast table, hungover, naked under a robe, and lighting a canon equivalent to a cigarette and she reaches for the toast. In some cases covered in blood if her lover from the previous night tried to kill her. Known every bit as the pleasure party lover, party animal she was. Eyes scrunching and rubbing her temples because mom is giving her hell again for not focusing on anything else BESIDES cock and cunt.

[sisterdivinium]

"… I've offended you."

"No! No, not at all, I just —" Jillian frowned. "Can you do that? Isn't it forbidden?"

Mother Superion raised an eyebrow.

"Kissing other women?"

"Yes! Or is that by any chance devoid of erotic connotations amongst nuns?"

"No, it isn't… Are you planning on telling on me to the Pope?"

"What? No! Why would I do that? I'm just confused. You took vows, didn't you?"

"I did, but it almost seems as if you had."

"… Did I irrevocably fuck this up?"

"Do you want…?"

"Yes. Yes, please, just shut me up."

And Suzanne obliged, kissing her again.

[love-wing]

Burrow’s end episode 7 spoilers:

I had to pause mid-episode after Erika left the table because [life stuff], and only finished up the episode this morning.

In the intervening time, I genuinely was going through the 5 stages of grief thinking Ava was dead, to the point of acceptance. I thought she was dead-dead. That Erika would not be returning.

Needless to I was so overjoyed when Ava came back, “I’m too stubborn to die!” most character of all time

[every-character-ever-poll]

XENA - Xena: Warrior Princess

PROPAGANDA:

Showed up first in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys before getting her own show. So queer, so many gals queer awakening. I love her so much.

[florbelles]

finished hera & started lady macbeth and we have got to start blaming women for shit again for real

[geekgirles]

Edred: *cuts the statues' dicks off for Melinda's sake*

The Evil, lurking in the shadows: ...are you fucking kidding me? Even I'm not that heartless!

[wicclan]

i'd like to thank all dragon age writers for making all their warrior ladies so hot

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

[writer-room]

I know this is just beating a dead horse at this point but good god Warriors really does have so many opportunities to write all kinds of different complex tales and relationships, even just as shorts, and it makes me so so sad. Even just the smaller things, the ones that almost hilariously ignore the bigger plot going on around them.

We all know Breezepelt, but I personally wanna know about his kids! I want to know what kind of father he is to four whole daughters. He’s the guy known for having daddy issues, is he a terrible father? Is he just an okay one? Is he genuinely trying really hard to be good? I want to know!

What about the aftermath of Brokenstar’s reign? What happened to the apprenticed kits who survived the ordeal? Did they remain as paws but had an extended training time? Were they put back in the nursery and expected to just go on knowing what the outside world looked like until moons later? What about the apprentices named before they were adults, were they changed back to paws? What kind of generational trauma did ShadowClan carry from Brokenstar, from all the children who died and all the ones who grew up much too fast?

Dawnpelt was known for mainly one thing: the cat who believed, wholeheartedly, that Jayfeather killed Flametail. She is now also the mother of Sleekwhisker, a Darktail obsessed villain, Juniperclaw, who briefly joined Darktail, poisoned prey, and is now dead and guarding the border between StarClan and the Dark Forest. And then there’s Strikestone, who joined Darktail for a bit but then didn’t do much else except also die. Thats two children dead, one who is denied redemption despite his willingness to, and a third child whos very murderous. Does that not fuck someone up, at least a little?

Pouncestep is my personal favorite simply because she has become the background character in a family of main characters. Lightleap is slowly getting a little bit of spotlight thanks to Blazefire, but Pouncestep is just...there. Literally what is her life even like, watching all her important family members deal with the worst thing ever five times a week. Is she minding her own business. I hope she’s just vibing. I want a calm short with her ignoring all the plot.

Moonkitti brought this up already, but she was so right for it, cause...what about all the cats named in honor of the dead? Hollytuft? Sorrelstripe? Fernsong? Even new Bristlekit and Stemkit, and so many more---does that not mess with a cat? We know it messed with Nightheart, and while being named after and related to Firestar I’m sure does some things to a dude, we have other cats who do look eerily similar to who they’re named after. Lets not even start with Cinderheart. With this naming tradition becoming more and more common, one has to wonder if ThunderClan is gonna be filled to the brim with cats that have some INSANE identity issues.

[rorah]

I honestly felt like Byleth lost all importance after joining in 3 HOPES and I would have appreciated her actually integrating at the story... like maybe Shez taking more time warming up to her or having more supports for her.

Even if it was just something like...

Dimitri: ...but I love her! Why won't you accept her?

Shez: She is an evil mastermind! Just look at her!

Byleth, whose head is filled with swords, food and one hundred Teutates pikes bouncing at the rythm of Beyonce's "crazy in love": 👁️👁️

You're not alone there my anon friend. We'all felt betrayed and used (mostly Byleth because big trailers with her only to completely discard her >__> WTF)

BUT before shafting it, HEAR ME OUT First ☝️

In hopes, we're playing as an outside view of the so called 'goddess vessel' (or reincarnation, whatever you wanna call her). Her time powers are mainly imperceptible to the rest of the cast in 3 houses, and so we get that Pov in Hopes. Shez's the only one who manage to get a hint of it -only a hint- mainly because their own powers ((And of course, us, the players who already played houses and are aware of them))

Who knows, perhaps Byleth managed to do an epic side quest on her own, break the Saharas (or that thing) and we will never get to know it because we're no longer in her mind. Seems like in the end of Shez/Byleth A support, Byleth went through something that made her accept the goddess role in her (she seems happy about it). We never know if Sothis and Byleth fused, or what happened to Sothis in general, but Byleth knows and won't tell us much because Byleth is reserved and humble(in those aspects). She'll be an anonymous goddess walking among the common folk who are unaware of her condition, offering kindness and personal guidance. She won't be able to help in her full potencial but the thought is also nice. Anyway, we will never know unless IS drop a DLC with such content (the hints of a DLC are there but considering how badly the game performed, a big chunk as already given up that idea - everyone but me lol because I am a stubborn clown 🤡- )

With that being said! I am all in for that kind of support. Everyone telling Dimitri to be wary of the Ashen Demon while she's there in a corner chomping a fish 👁️w👁️💦

[piratekane]

title: honey, don't worry, i'll do your laundry (covered in dirt) fandom, pairing: Warrior Nun, Avatrice notes: You know what? Have 5+1 story about laundry. Why not? summary: “Let me take that,” Beatrice says quickly, gathering it one hand.

Ava opens her mouth to argue but it blends into a yawn and she ducks her head sheepishly at the slight laugh that escapes past Beatrice’s lips. “It needs to be cleaned,” Ava starts.

Beatrice shakes her head. “I’ll do it.”

(read on ao3)

[potsticker1234]

Ava loves textures because she couldn’t feel them from the shoulders down for like 12 years. She loves the scratchy, cheap bedsheets in their Alps apartment. She loves the sand between her toes on the beach.

Sometimes Beatrice will find her just feeling up the flowers in the meadow where they train, soaking up the sun.

Beatrice would be lying if she said she didn’t wear that one extra soft button up shirt that Ava loves to touch.

[tobernaut]

#I know seasonings don't exactly fit the medication theme but it feels in my soul like [forneus] would help me cook

garlic bread solves every problem there is. this is fact(/hj). forneus would make the best garlic bread.

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unironically I eat a LOT of garlic to help with my inflammation. Food IS medicine imo but that might just be my baltic blood.

Looking at Jalala and Rinor's little tea party, I'd bet that Forneus is a damn good cook. She would not only make the best garlic bread, but she would wrap it up in hand towels and keep it covered in a basket so when you got it it was still warm and flakey. Perfect crunch.

....now I'm hungry.