#you know this !!!

[bokettochild]

Leg

LEG!!!!

[sharpiecoffeedragon]

Pork comes from Porcupines, we all know this. Can everyone stop asking where Pork comes from?!?!?

[fagbearentertainment]

Huh I wonder why I feel so uncomfortable in my body today. It’s almost like. I am dysphoric about my gender.

[salad-o-malley]

Do the gods have partners

Specifically keveah and fallon

yeah

kumo ☺️

you of all people. YOUUUU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW.

[beannary]

Ok so I was at work today and before I left my mom was like hey we’ll visit you at work today what time do you finish etc etc and she was like ok I’ll text you when we’re on our way and so I go the whole day being like I am waiting for a text from my mother saying that she my dad and my grandma are on their way to the museum and then it gets to the end of my shift and I have received no text so I’m like ok they clearly aren’t coming otherwise they would have let me know so I clock out and leave and ten minutes after my shift ended my mom calls me and is like hey where are you and I’m like hello??? I finished work??? I’m walking back to the car??? And she’s like ok well we are here and I’m like 🧍‍♂️ ok so I walk back to the museum and I get there and she’s like hey now we can go see the galleries together and I’m like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ girlie last call happened ten minutes ago we cannot go see the galleries because the museum is fully closing in 30 minutes and she’s like oh I didn’t know that and I’m like yeah you should have looked it up?? Or like asked me??? Or like come when I was working my shift because then you can like guarantee that everything is open

Anyways I’m just annoyed and it’s not even that much of an annoying thing I’m just extra annoyed because I’ve had an awful headache all day and I had to do twenty minutes of extra walking around with my parents and my grandma after work when I should have been driving home and listening to a podcast

[alexi-01]

pissg want gavi in the summer, who gunna tell them about his chronic culerismo

[toomanyopinionss]

im in a war with myself cause i want so badly to go support my girls in theater… the movie looks amazing, and kamala khan is just my favorite in general, love her DOWN.

However…

Disney is funding a genocide, and i refuse to bend my morals on this. So as much as it breaks my heart, cause i know how much love they put into this movie, i’m gonna be pirating 🤷🏾‍♀️

[thesillyguyy]

I'm being sucked back into my mlp phase and you're not helping!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵 I thought I was finally free!! I was finally safe!!! I left it behind me!!!! But then came the 1920s au. Then the infection aus. Then the bride and the ugly ass groom.

And now you are here with me. An accomplice. Someone to support this changing of tides. This return to roots.

11-13 year old me is resurfaces

What have you done

:3

[mediumcutsteak]

Oh jesus oh fuck look at what they did to my fucking dog

[sofiaflorina2021]

Were You Like This Too When You Were Little?

It happened many times in the past. Usually I remember those things that I need to bring in the school tomorrow at 9 or 10 pm and then and then my mother got angry.

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[ardentastronomer]

i was having a moment there. gonna go lay in rice and see if that fixes it

okay. ill make sure my mom doesnt shovel you into the rice cooker w the rest of the grains

she likes rice

[calamitoustide]

okay so i've switched over to the road trip fic I'm gonna think about that forever now thinking about the night James fell in love with Regulus for the first time when Reg got drunk and was smiling because he was texting with Kingsley and James just thought he looked so pretty even in the shitty parking lot lights and he didn't know and didn't care who Regulus was messaging with because he just looked so fucking pretty thinking about when they went to the grand canyon on the second day of the trip and James explained how they weren't afraid of heights anymore because they "found something scarier" and the thing they were scared of wasn't dying, it wasn't even living, it was the urge that they had to die, and also the fear that they'd have to keep on feeling that way forever. and then when they went and got tattoos James told Reg that their fear of needles was the "only one they couldn't beat," and they kinda viewed it as the little bit of themself that still wanted to live. why be scared of anything when you want death? why be scared of heights when you wouldn't mind what happened if you reached the bottom of it? but needles, they couldn't get past, it was the last thing they were clinging onto. And Reg not knowing told them, "you'll beat it today." Thinking about when they were at Marlene's and it finally set in that James was going to be gone when the trip was over, and they wanted Regulus so badly but they wanted to die more so they just apologized, they couldn't stop apologizing and cried in Regulus' arms and-

[crossdressingdeath]

Shadowheart: I... I think I might have hurt people here. Learned how to break their bodies, their spirits... Shadowheart: Quiet in here now. But it wasn't always so. Screams rang off these walls. I swear I can almost hear them. Shadowheart: How many people did I help break upon this thing...? Shadowheart: There's so much I can't remember, yet if I picked up these implements... I'd know exactly what to do.

Kyvir, weirdly cheerful for the circumstances: Welcome to my world!

So many of these character have such fun potential dynamics with Durge and Larian did not lean into that anywhere near enough. I'd love the opportunity for Durge to try to help Shadowheart deal with having to face the forgotten atrocities she carried out in the past as someone who's got experience with that situation! Or, if I was playing a more vindictive Durge who got Shadowheart's post-inauguration dialogue about the "head of Bhaal's temple" situation, the option to go "OH DOES THIS FEEL BAD? DO YOU FEEL BAD? IT'D REALLY SUCK IF I YELLED AT YOU FOR NOT TELLING US ABOUT THIS EARLIER WOULDN'T IT?" because unlike most of the companions' reactions to that whole reveal Shadowheart's is legitimately unfair and while I'll get over it I want to be Petty And Vindictive about it first.

[thesightstoshowyou]

Super dead meme, but when "ok boomer" was still being used, Jesse would use on Asa and Asa is just "we are the same age"

Lmaooo Jesse would absolutely do this 😂😂

[someone-you-do-not-know]

Hey 👋

I'm here with a random ask of the week 🌷

If dennor were on a vacation together, where would they go? Would they take someone with them? Like Iceland, bc you know, it's their kid-

Okay, it depends a little on how much time they have off and the season – so have waaaaay too many headcanons about this!

If they only have a few days off, like one or two, they drive or take the train, either to someplace fun in their own countries, Sweden, or Germany. Denmark really loves amusement parks, if they have a day off during a World Meeting, he will go to the nearest amusement park. His favourite amusement park is also the world's oldest – Bakken in Kalundborg, Denmark, but he loves all the ones in Denmark, of course. His favourite rollercoaster ride is really embarrassing though. It's this one called Wildfire, and it's been named the best in Europe and thirdbest in the world in 2018 – BUT IT'S IN KOLMÅRDEN, SWEDEN (I've tried it though, it really is great). If Norway gets to pick, they usually go out into nature, either hiking in the mountains, fishing, visit the beaches or forests, go kayaking, etc. That is, unless it's winter – then it's skiing every single time. Norway is great at skiing, obviously, especially cross-country skiing. They're very unlikely to visit any historical sites, since they already lived through it, and for these shorter trips, they're more likely to just be the two of them.

Now, if it's a week or more, the world IS THEIR OYSTER. So we need to divide these into seasons:

Spring: In spring, they both have a few days off for Easter, but this is family time, so usually they celebrate with a Easter Lunch together with the other Nordics and just hang out together at one of their homes all five of them. They also go visit other European countries (mostly their fellow protestants, because they think the catholics can get a little prickly around Easter – Denmark claims it's because of the whole Lent thing). If they have a bit more time off, they might also visit Iceland, The Faroe Islands, and Greenland (both should have their own representations, because their history and culture is very different from Denmark and they actually have self rule nowadays).

Summer: Now, you gotta understand. Europe has a lot of time off during summer and of course the nations would too. So there's a lot of options presenting themselves. A week in one of Denmark's many vacation houses near the beaches, going on a train trip through Europe, getting a house boat and sail the nearby seas, taking a plane to the south of Europe and becoming as red as a shrimp in 0.5 second ... The possibilities are endless. Iceland occasionally go with them, and if they're in a vacation house, they get a lot of visitors – especially Germany, Sweden and Finland (Iceland just moves in with them without asking). But they do as much as they can during summer

Autumn: In fall, there's only three options. Either, they go to South Europe or they go to either Thailand or the USA. But 7 out of 10 times, they go to Spain, and they often bring the other Nordics along. Spain is the tourist destination. If it's not mainland Spain, it's Gran Canaria or Mallorca. Spain is definitely their favourite vacation place. Spain isn't entirely sure how much he likes that they visit him year after year after year. Sure, he likes the money the tourism generates, but he's never really sure how much he should be around them and he needs vacation too! How else is he going to visit his favourite half of a nation?

Winter: Christmas and New Year's Eve are some more holidays all the nordics celebrate together, and here, they usually decide to stay near the mountains (meaning not in Denmark) – so they can go skiing! I mentioned skiing earlier, and it is an activity all Nordics enjoy – alpine, cross country, snowboard, you name it, they do it. Finland and Iceland especially like snowboarding, whereas Sweden and Norway are more likely to do cross country. Denmark really likes alpine, and is probably the weakest skier among them – which makes the others tease him endlessly, but he's still pretty good. Just wasn't born on skis like the rest of them. Norway is really good at off-piste – Sweden is too tall to do it as well as Norway, and Denmark is afraid he'll fall (and also tall), so that's one thing Norway, Finland, and Iceland does together.

As you can see, there really is a lot of different vacation types they like to do!

[harpoonsnotspoons]

"Hal on a scale of one to ten how down bad am I?"

That's not a question I thought I'd be asked ever