#you season 4

[savetowin-wintosave]

Nothing funnier this season than Joe being the one stalked and him being so fuckin mad about it. My brother in Christ that is your fucking move

[faithlesscompanion]

[emotional-emotion]

it's been 30 minutes and i'm still laughing

[ccirillahir]

PENN BADGLEY as JOE GOLDBERG | S04E02

PHOEBE WALLER BRIDGE as FLEABAG | S01E01

[zalrb]

Marienne: You're a murderer, Joe.

Joe, a murderer:

[tragiby]

worn out

dry humping + dick sucking!!

senior!joe goldberg x senior!gf!reader

you straddled around his lap as your lips hurried against his. his warm tongue slipping into your mouth as his long fingers grip your waist tighter, encouraging you to grind on his hardened cock just a little bit more. his desk chair being abused by two people dry humping on it while college acceptance letters scatter his desk, he's as worn out as this squeaky chair but, fuck, what you're doing right now, makes him feel ten times better

he knows you both aren't planning to have sex right now, even though he's so fucking hard, but his mother's voice is about to ripple through the house that it's time for dinner and every clank of plates from downstairs is reminding him of that.

but he wants to, so so badly. your little gasps when you feel how hard his cock is and how you know it's for you. your the reason he's so turned on and it's been that way, way before you were straddled on him

his cologne makes you dizzy and that's why he wears it, you melt into him as he flinches to take things further, how is he going to get rid of...this?

"I..I-" you know what he's going to say and shush him before he does, you know how to solve this problem, and you place your lips on him again just so you can feel how they tingle afterward. it makes you so wet, how passionate you both are for each other, spit-mixing make-out sessions with your first kiss and first boyfriend is such an exhilarating thought.

but you're about to take it a step further, further than you've ever done before. you wrap your hands around his clothed cock as you reach to unzip him, soon his dick springs out and you're left wide-eyed staring at his cock. pale with angry veins and mauve tip oozing pre as you tuck your lip in to stop yourself from whimpering

your hands don't even touch when you wrap them around his cock, slowly pumping him as he throws his head back on his chair with a low groan. his heart is beating so fast, these are things he dreams about with his hand wrapped around his dick.

seeing him this satisfied with just you moving your hand brings your unbelievable joy, you want to make him feel good, always.

your plush tongue sticks out as you slowly and experimentally lick his tip, you flinch back as he lets out a moan and immediately covers his mouth. moving back you lick him again and he isn't so surprised this time but quickly bucks his hips as he's close

you wrap your lips around his tip and take his head into your mouth, fuck, you hope the door is locked. his elbow is resting on the armrests and covering his mouth as his eyes are twisted shut, veins are pounding as he attempts to keep all noise minimal

you take him in deeper, he presses his thighs into the chair to stop his bucking and you speed your hand motions up once you feel his cock twitch in your mouth.

he lets out this guttural moan as his seed shoots into your throat and you don't stop your motions until he's done. you place him back into his boxers and stand as he grabs you by the shirt and forces you to sit back down, he kisses you as you slightly giggle

"I wanted to do something to you first..." he whispers as he kisses you again

"too slow" you kiss him again as he hugs you "thank you,"

"your welco-"

"DINNER!!!"

[kazbrekkeratemyson]

[ourfandomcrazyuniverse]

I want to see these three team up against Joe in s5 and beat the hell out of him for everything he’s done

And I want Beck and Candace to be cheering them on from the heavens

[terr-arium]

Nothing is funnier than Joe funneling every evil part of himself into a hallucination of a British politician.

[rxreid]

did somebody say DADDY????

[eggsaladstain]

nothing funnier than joe spending the first 10 minutes of 4x06 trying to figure out how to get rhys alone so he can bring him back to his apartment and kill him only to walk into his apartment and find that rhys has already broken in

the man continues to be such a loser lmao

post-4x07 edit: LMAOOOO HE’S EVEN MORE OF A LOSER THAN WE REALIZED

[slimmwrites]

Them playing 'I Like That' by Cardi B, Bad Bunny and J Balvin while Joe was sawing up a body. Like????😭😭

[emotional-emotion]

finally a ship i can get behind on YOU

Joe x Rhys babeyyyy

[magnyeeto]

You season 4 had no business being this FRUITY what the hell??? Like from the moment Rhys sat next to Joe in ep 1 I knew he was the pining after Joe killer like I'm sorry BROWN IS YOUR COLOUR???? MAKING FIRST STEPS SO JOE WOULDN'T GHOST YOU???? READING EVERY LITTLE ARTICLE ON HIM???? SAVING HIM FROM THAT RICH ASSHOLE???? THE "IM SORRY KATE IM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH RHYS NOW"????

[zalrb]

Joe’s self-delusion is my favourite.

[rainparadefromhell]

fuck your little joe x rhys ship i need all the women that joe goldberg hurt to gang up on him and beat him to death in s5. that's what i want <3