#you weirdo

[highrollersrolls]

Give me your clothing my dear sir, i require to become you :)

...wheres flinth when i need him?.. in otherff words 𝗡𝗢 noweth leave my office 𝗡𝗢𝗪 thank youff :D

[imthebentley]

*leaves package behind her boot, carefully taps the boot to get her attention and then runs off quickly*

The note reads: I hope you like it!!! 🦝

The package contains: A Freddie Mercury car sticker and a giftcard for five car-washes at the most popular local car-wash (it's only valid until mid-January, so hopefully less likely to be forgotten about)

https://www.amazon.com/VICTORY-FREDDIE-MERCURY-INTERNET-Motorcycle/dp/B01HL8K7VA

WHO TOUCHED MY BUTT!

Oh

Well this is the best thing I've ever seen!

And 5 free car washes by mid January?

EXACTLY HOW DIRTY DO YOU THINK I AM!?!

[letsatomicbanana]

You get offended easily by vanoss gaming dark jokes as well?

?????????????????How is that relevant?????

Wtf is that supposed to mean anon. And i don't get 'easily offended' this is literal disgusting shit, i am not the only one sad about this

[carolinawrenn]

I love how Chapter 42 goes straight into existential horror. 

"From my forenoon watch below, I ascended to the overclouded deck; and there, dashed upon the main hatches, I saw a regal, feathery thing of unspotted whiteness, and with a hooked, Roman bill sublime. At intervals, it arched forth its vast archangel wings, as if to embrace some holy ark. Wondrous flutterings and throbbings shook it. Though bodily unharmed, it uttered cries, as some king’s ghost in supernatural distress. Through its inexpressible, strange eyes, methought I peeped to secrets which took hold of God. As Abraham before the angels, I bowed myself; the white thing was so white, its wings so wide, and in those for ever exiled waters, I had lost the miserable warping memories of traditions and of towns. Long I gazed at that prodigy of plumage. I cannot tell, can only hint, the things that darted through me then." 

It takes skill to make seeing a bird so scary. 

[unhinged-nymph]

Say what now?

[carpet-snark]

Trick or Treat!

here ya go kiddo, burn your tongue off

[kennysaysthings]

I love how I can ask for pictures of my favorite characters and people will just find them no questions asked it’s like- maybe sometimes the request is weird but it’s weirder that you already have it, or have access to it when I couldn’t find it. But we don’t ask questions!

[purpledog762]

Ankha moved out of my New Leaf village... She was 1 of the only 3 villagers I actually liked...

[sparklyoats]

@bluebirdharry having weird fever dreams about me... 😂

[hyrules-warrior]

Pedro what is with that shirt?

[bulldog-butch]

i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[tamprongs-and-padsfoot]

Idk guys lemme know if there’s a Steven who also coincidentally owns a dog

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

[abyssaldyke]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[sulphrsand]

gotta start dating these doodles more i cannot believe its been that long