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zukoandtheoc · 5 months

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also in retrospect I maybe should've guessed that eris would be a boss from, yknow, the golden apple being a crafting item. and also her being the goddess of "things are getting a little too chummy around here" and all. but the golden apples should've been a big clue

#evan speaks #zukoandtheoc plays hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades ii spoilers #eris hades #you would think being familiar with her aspect of the adamant rail from the first game would make it easier to fight her.#you would think.

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moe-broey · 6 months

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Help.

#i have abstained from booping entirely. fuck w me #and yet....#i do think this would be a funny thing to incorporate into moe lore/behavior though like.#its silly and likes to goof off so you think this is right up its alley.#you would think.#meanwhile its slinked off somewhere to have a category 10 joker event. like an injured animal looking for somewhere to die.#like i didn't even select opt out i am the king of ignoring things that don't serve me. and ah. everything else too.#i'm minding my own business. staying in my own lane. ect.#i hope everyone else had fun though!!!#in spirit i am with you. my heart will not allow it though (skill issue)

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galwaygremlin · 1 year

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GOT THROUGH 1/2 OF my multiple-patient-no-actual-injury car crash calls. everyone clap and cheer and lose your minds.

#the last part is sarcasm i am Doing The Bare Minimum #god's easiest battles/most pathetic soldier etc etc #you would think that as an autistic emt the harder part of my job would be actual patient care and i would enjoy the paperwork #You Would Think.#(i do like narratives. and the assessment tab.)#okay i DO like the paperwork i just don't want to #put in THE SAME CALL INFORMATION for FOUR PEOPLE bc all of them wanted to get assessed and none of them wanted transport #houston we have a problem

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dykecassidy · 2 years

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stronk

#orange cassidy #wrasslin #feelgood scrapbook #YOU WOULD THINK i have a tag for him with how much i like the guy #you would think.

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jorvikpresident · 10 months

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I'm so sorry my memorys fucked ... you're the sso person who's rly into beatles right and is gay right

yep that's me

#obligatory gay beatles gif #btw the addition of “and is gay right” is taking me the fuck out #you would THINK.#jokes im still bisexual i had a brief stint where i thought i was het but dont we all #asks

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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starrysharks · 1 month

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ghanaian miku

#zeno's art #hatsune miku #vocaloid #vocal synths #ghana #theres a trend on twitter where you draw miku as from your country #and i dont think anyone's done ghana yet!!!#her outfit is inspired by fashion + fabrics that my mother would wear and also stuff i found on pinterest #ghana kind of has a gold fixation lol so theres lots of gold #and the drink she's holding is supermalt. idk if its actually ghanaian but i know that ghanaians love it #(its very yummy btw idk how to explain the taste cuz i havent had it in a while but you should drink it if you ever come across it)#ok tumblr gets this early #ill post at like 4pm for twitter

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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lastoneout · 10 months

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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

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badolmen · 1 year

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

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creed-of-cats · 3 months

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"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

#god i hate seeing that fucking pop up #YES the system is fucked YES we need revolution or reform to the point of it being unrecognizable #but we dont HAVE THAT right now #but DONT COME IN AND TAKE WHAT WE DO HAVE FOR GRANTED IT WAS WRITTEN IN BLOOD #IM SO SICK OF THIS LIKE GUYS...WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THIS MUCH EFFORT...WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED POST CIVIL WAR??#voting #elections

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moe-broey · 1 year

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I'm in so much pain.

#feh #i was highkey hoping holding out for a bruno moment but. no. 💔#i'm..???? gonna try and get to spark???? 10 days left..... idk if i can even do that f2p.#and i'm not about to do math to figure it out LMFAOOOOO #it's not even sunk cost kicking in i am just frothing at the mouth for special skills on xane.#and yeah i guess maria will be added to the regular pool after this...?? but. who fucking knows if i ever will get her.#like. some characters are just Like That. case and point base takumi.#he's literally in the special 4-5 star pool AND in the arena ticket pool and literally the ONLY copy i have ever gotten of him #is the free one. at the start of the game. and one manuel. for one merge. that's it.#would love to build him! too bad he suffers from old unit syndrome and is impossible for me to get.#and you KNOW i am almost always pulling colorless like more than any other type. you'd think i'd at least have a few from that.#you would think.#anyway at this point i'm just hoping first swimsuit banner is a skip for me 😰😰😰 so maybe i can recover for the second one 😔#my pulls

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shyflops · 4 months

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#flopswords #you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies?#definitely not my best work but #This Is Fake For The Love Of Fuck #I Made This #Quit Panicking About Your Data Getting Sold

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doctorsiren · 12 days

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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #I just think it would be funny if like…he didn’t destroy his home dimension and instead just left to do crazy things because he wanted to #and his parents are like ‘omg that’s our boy! tormenting the masses! gaining followers! so proud of you honey!!’

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spyglassrealms · 2 years

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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millidew · 5 months

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his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #senshi #kabru #mickbell tomas #kuro #i saw a pic saying that mickbell and kuro also worked in a noodle shop post canon...#they could be working for mithrun but i think this is the funnier option #i love that for all three of them #the atmosphere would be so bad but the food is good if you like spicy food (mithrun doesn't notice how spicy it is)#laios would like it. '5 stars! i spent 2 hours in the bathroom after but made a new forest so it's ecologically friendly :D!'#one day kabru is going to sit mithrun down because he can't stand it anymore he HAS to at least change the interior decor #my post #art #millie's art #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #mithrun's noodles. saga

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