#you'd hear every bitchy little comment he thinks about everyone every day that he just doesnt verbalize because he Chooses To Be Nice

[larrythefloridaman]

maybe J0hn for the character bingo? owo

love this man ive been attached to him since he first showed up <3 dont have too much new i can think of to say about him though

[ryosmne]

Personal Trainer! Sukuna headcanons.

Hey everyone, long time no see, hope you all have been well. Here's some thoughts I had the other day while at the gym. Sorry if it's a little all over the place I haven't written in some time.

Personal Trainer! Sukuna is undeniably very hot, hell there's heeps of girls and guys who attend the gym just to catch a glimpse of him.

The catch is that he's very mean and demands the best performance from his clients.

"You can do better than that" the tone is oh-so condescending and degrading but the only thing you can do is glare at him while your fatigued muscles try to lift the extra weight he added after he said that you can handle it.

"you're lifting that way too easily, add more weight" hands find his pockets as he's making his way to you "yeah I'm doing more reps that way" Did he just scoff? "resistance training isn't about reps, if you're trying to build muscle add a bit more weight to make your sets more tiring"

You can never slack with him around, you're taking too long of a break between sets, you'll never hear the end of it. "You've only done two of your six sets don't tell me you're already giving up"

You'd think that with his physique he'd be up everyone's ass telling them to gulp protein powder but he believes in a well balanced diet.

HATES DIRTY BULKING WITH BURNING PASSION

Doesn't understand the dudes who go on frenzies about how everyone with an impressive body is definitely taking steroids.

Makes fun of them too.

Even though he's a dick he's very attentive and good at his job. Your posture is wrong during an exercise? He points it out so you can correct it. You need your fitness program to fit you better? He'll make the best adjustments for you.

"Keep your back straight brat, not the best time to arch it unless you want a lower back injury"

I never said he was nice about his corrections.

Hates cardio but still bites the bullet and gets it over with, always suggests it to beginners cause the less sore they are the next day the most likely they won't waste their membership.

Never comments on looks cause honestly he doesn't give a shit, he just wants to see people be active and blow some steam in a healthier way.

Hates stupid questions and he gets a lot of them. Probably why he's extra snappy some days.

"if my arm is broken can I still do my deadlifts?" "Can I get a six pack if I don't work out but eat lots of protein?" "Can you make me a program that will make me look like you in a week?"

Most of the time he just turns around and walks away, he gets something like that at least once a day he can't be bothered explaining things anymore.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS BACK

GODDAMN THE MUSCLE DEFINITION

Also titties

And ass

He's got it all

The best compliment you can get from him is "I see you've improved" .

"And here I thought your technique would always suck" a prideful feeling took over your chest, your very bitchy trainer recognised your effort.

Even though you like to think his approval doesn't mean shit, you still crave it, stealing glances every now and then to hopefully get a positive comment.

Sukuna knows that, heck sometimes he can't hide the shit eating grin from his face when he catches you in the act.

It's not that he's not gonna give you what you want but he's definitely not gonna be sweet about it.