#you're not polish and you live in the american midwest

[chicago-geniza]

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[future-dregs]

American Gothic

Your brother dies in your arms.

Clutching and clutching and his blood gets in your mouth

You don't spit it out

never, ever, spit it out.

He's cold, and you rock him like a baby

The smell will never go away.

A scent in your nostrils for all time.

His mouth is tacky but you kiss it anyway

Or is this first aid?

Resuscitation.

It can't be, he's too stiff.

Stop kissing him.

You don't.

There's a funeral pyre.

And you climb up onto it. Flick your Bic and lay down.

Your brother dies holding you in his arms.

He laughs, because he can see you. He can almost touch you now. It's like you're warm again.

The old car you used to live in creaks.

Funny thing

You can both fit in the backseat.

The radio comes on

You can't quite tell what it is, but the song reminds you of something good

And the smoke and the car polish and the leather of your brother's jacket

Your? Jacket?

It doesn't matter.

As one, you find that you've drifted into the front seat.

The gas gauge reads full, though you could've sworn-

The car rolls gently onto the interstate highway

You want to see the desert, canyons. You've never had a chance to really wail down one before, and you feel like you could do a good one, now

Your brother scoffs, and butts you lightly on the shoulder

Or

You bump him?

It doesn't matter

You're touching

All folded into each other.

He wants to see forests. Redwoods. The cool and the quiet.

So you're going to the forests

You can catch the canyons later

and the ocean.

You both agree that you've seen enough of the midwest.

~~~~

Or, Sam and Dean die, and become a singularly comingled entity.

[thecursivej]

Live Reactions Harris vs. Trump pt. 2 of ???

BUCKLE BACK UP BITCHES WE ARE BACK.

Welp, right into Ukraine.

SLAY question for David.

....brother wants Russia to win so fucking bad.

FAKE NUMBERS?! HELLO!?

County gone to hell mentioned, mark the bingo card.

God he's so in love with Putin it's insane.

CUT. THE. FUCKING. MIC. WHEN. HE'S. OVER. TIME.

AYYYE GET IT GIRL. READ HIM TO FILTH.

GREAT thorough response on Ukraine here, and great clarity in how she's working with Ukraine to help them keep their independence.

ooooooooh GREAT MENTION OF ALL THE POLISH AMERICANS IN PENNSYLVANIA

"With a dictator who would eat you for lunch" LMAOOOO

NO DAVID DON'T GIVE HIM A MINUTE, KEEP THE MIC OFF!

Kamala...she was never a peace emmissary...what the fuck is he talking about?

Nah the worst vice president was fucking Andrew Jackson.

Damn, I'm eating up this response from Kamala. Fuck. Someone ice bucket me please.

HER HOLDING BACK FROM CUSSING HIM OUT WAS HYSTERICAL LMAOOO

"I wanna move on" me too, David, me too.

Oh sweet jesus. The discussion of Harris' race is so...funky.

"either one is okay with me" dawg... hello?

GET HIM KAMALA!!! GET HIM. TEAR THAT TOUPEE OFF AND WIPE THE FLOOR WITH IT

If I did a drinking game to this debate, I'd be in the fucking hospital.

Anybody got blackout bingo yet? I've got five spots left. Anything can happen.

Ope, here he goes, spewing his fucking racist bullshit.

...This was 30 years ago Donny.

Thank god for them letting her respond.

YES GIVE US A NEW GENERATION PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

WE HAVE TO MOVE ON TURN OFF THE MICCCCC

JESUS CHRIST

CUT THE MICS DAMN.

Go Lindsey on calling out Trump's bullshit.

What...the fuck is the answer to healthcare that donny is trying to say? I'm so confused.

If I never see the name Trump again, it'll be too fucking soon.

"I have concepts of a plan, I'm not president right now"....BUT YOU'RE THE CANDIDATE

Hell yeah public healthcare pls god.

GO KAMALA RESPONDING TO THE GUN LIES

And what a succinct response and then back on topic. Hell yeah. Like a true fucking debater.

Makes sense that Kamala and Tim are packing. Tim is from the midwest (this said by a midwesterner)

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!

I truly do believe Trump has sundowners or some form of dementia. Not even joking. Genuinely he's not doing well.

Ayiyiyi

What bullshit is this about manufacters? Trump nobody fucking understands what you're getting at.

THE UAW HATES YOU DAWG

Bestie's we're so close to closing statements. Take a break, drink some water.