#your fav is bathing in beverages

[alraz]

blade from honkai star rail is bathing in sprite

[coco-oats]

Biggest form of self love…

Choosing yourselfೃ࿔*:･

• Set boundaries and stick with them, girl. Allowing someone to cross your boundaries and hurt you, THEN FORGIVING THEM?? No. That is like the ultimate act of anti-self love.

It can be good to give second chances and be forgiving, but you have to cut out toxic people if you want the best for yourself.

• Say ‘no’ without feeling bad. YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON. Do what YOU want to do.

• Be caring and loving towards yourself. Never neglect or hurt yourself. You are the most important person in your life, seriously.

Be kind to others while still putting yourself first.

• Push yourself a bit! Try new things, set goals, and work to improve yourself.

Sometimes self love can mean getting out of your comfort zone and growing a bit. Find new ways to be your best self.

• Relax. Pushing yourself is great, but stretching yourself out too thin is no good. Sometimes you need to rest, relax, and pamper yourself, after all you deserve it.

I love to treat myself.

Go for a peaceful walk. Take a long bath/shower. Lay in bed. Make a warming beverage. Watch your fav show/movie/Youtuber/etc. Make yourself a cute snack or a nice filling meal. Do whatever makes you feel good. <333

[livewithyura]

okay so I have this really dumb idea: Jin Kazama x pregnant wife reader (post tekken 8) who is like super clingy always wanting Cuddles/kisses/massages and make it super fluffy

✧ Jin x Reader [ Tekken headcanon!]

❒ ⁀➷ Request open [ tekken only tehe ]

❒ ⁀➷ Answer : Gosh How I love this big guy . Your idea is heartwarming 😔! Jin would be a good husband but I believe he has a little 'clingy' part of him because bro he's literally a mama's boy . This is not a fully one-shot , gotta write some explanation on bullet points!

❒ ⁀➷ Notes : This is my first time taking tekken request , so believe me I'm not that expert!

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Morning routine with Jin

You're waking up to do something But Jin Holding your wrist and drags your back to bed. This man refuses to let you go. Your freedom of movement becomes more restricted after he learns about your pregnancy. It's not about control or dominance in the relationship for him . he simply wants to protect you. It can be a bit frustrating when you can't even lift a teacup, as he becomes quite anxious and protective.

"No . 5 minutes" "5 minutes what?" "Stay in bed" And he will rest his head on your chest .

This man tries earnestly to cook for his wife. There was even a time when he accidentally left the stove on fire , Burn the toast , He's so clumsy in kitchen but you're there to help him . At first , he won't let your feet cross the kitchen until he almost set the house on fire .

He will hugs your from the back while kissing the back of your neck . "I will not let that happen again , princess . I swear I will be better in cooking" He will have determination in cooking . Pullin up a hero quotes like "I won't burn the toast anymore , that's my promise" while clenching his fist . [ don't bother him when he's in his main character mode ]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Jin's habits!

He will ALWAYS kiss you while you're doing something . You're reading book? Watching movies? Paint your nails? BRO HE DON'T CARE , He will kiss you anyways. He even will make you both do soft kisses under a blanket in evening . "y/n..." "what?" "How about a kiss?" "Again?" "um--yes?"

Cuddles? Oh he loves that , He will prepare a movie night for his wife just to cuddles with his wife . "we're watching a horror movie , if you're scared you can sit on my lap" the monotone voice of his make his speech more funnier and he's not even blinking when he said that. "SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE MANN"

He also will do the house chores "Um you know how to use that washing machine RIGHT?" "I'm aware . I mimicked everything my mother did."

After that he demanded a massages , you can't refuse as he always do the ENTIRE house chores . "Y/n..." "What?" "Can I say something.. inappropriate?" "go on" "I'm obsessed with your touch"

He will take care of you . He will clean up your vomit with his expressionless face . He will also steadying your body as you start to stand up or walk . He will make sure to fulfill your request . You want a weird food? He will buy it . You want a relaxing bath? He will prepare it for you . You want a soft pillow? He will buy it. Just called his name , he will be there right in front of you . "Ok , what now Princess?" . He would said that while looking at you.

He will also lend you his baggy hoodie when the temperature is cold.

He will not let you go out alone , he will be there no matter what . "I'll shield you from anything that could harm you, princess. Just give me a call if you want to go buy groceries." he said that while he's resting his head on your lap . "Alright , big guy"

And also , if he want to go somewhere he will drag you . He will never leave you alone . "You.Me.Training.Let's go"

If you refused , he will carry you himself.

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Night routine with Jin

You guys will spend the night together . Sometimes , watching movie. Sometimes you guys will have a coffee together or your fav beverages while staring into a starry sky . Talk about philosophy and future plans . Until you fell asleep , he will carry you to bed . Pull the blanket for you and looking at your face until he fell asleep .

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Bonus!

He's clingy since he's a mama's boy . BUT He will NEVER admit it . He will act tough and firm in front of you with his words , but all he need is your love .

"Jin , I just want to go pick up flowers in front of our house" "Okay"

10 minutes later....

"Y/N WHERE ARE YOU?"

"You're little bit clingy , you know that?" "No? I'm not " He said that while his arms around your waist .

I also believe he's so protective because that's what he is , he don't want the tragic moment happen in his life again .

↺Written by yura why you event want to copy and steal this crap? /you can reblog!

[il3x]

Tagged by @vikugnavikugna!

coke or pepsi? beverage BITE miette?? beverage STING her tongue like the insect??? jail!!! jail for beverage for One Thousand Years!!!

disney or dreamworks? dreamworks did HTTYD, right? them.

coffee or tea? tea

books or movies? books hehe

windows or mac? never used mac so windows it is

dc or marvel? ok, exposing myself here, worm was like my 2nd superhero media ever. i haven't read either 🙈 i have seen a few marvel movies but i'm not sure whether that should count for or against them

x-box or playstation? mine crafdt on my laptop

dragon age or mass effect? mass effect bc incuriouscat on youtube makes sick ass fan PMVs

night owl or early riser? night owl

cards or chess? chess, you can narrate stories about the pieces and thoroughly annoy your opponent (sibling) even as you lose >:3

chocolate or vanilla? chocolate all the way!!

vans or converse? wgat

Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? I can't tell if these are fantasy names or antidepressants

fluff or angst? uhhhhdfcgvhbjnk gonna have to say fluff

beach or forest? beach

dogs or cats? cats 100%! (or secret third option: fish...)

clear skies or rain? clear. god. please... 🙏🙏

cooking or eating out? cooking :P

spicy food or mild food? Mild by any sane standards, but spicy according to my family and/or BBC Food haha

halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? chris mas :))

would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? uuuhhhh .. hh. hard one here. gonna have to also go cold

if you could have a superpower, what would it be? SUPERSPEED!! Or time powers. My irl friend has convinced me of their usefulness.

animation or live action? animation

paragon or renegade? renegade, it's the name of my serial killer dark forest!hollyleaf fanfic (only half kidding...)

baths or showers? shower

team cap or team ironman? hm. remember when I said I watched a few marvel movies? yeah none of them were this one :(

fantasy or sci-fi? fantasy baybey!!! but I adore both

do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they? oh god okay. hm... "Where did we learn it, this talent for insatiability?" from The Handmaid's Tale still Lives In My Head from high school english. If song lyrics count, then, "You don't know me / don't you question my love" from Berlin, Without Return. "Sometimes a hypocrite is just a man in the process of changing" (I don't recall the exact wording) from... Oathbringer? is my fav cliche cosmere pick. Oh! And I forget the episode or even who said it, but at some point during the s3 All Might/AFO fight in MHA, one of the side characters stuck on guard duty said "You're confusing difficulty with importance", and that changed my life.

youtube or netflix? youtube :) it has fun little AMVs

[REDACTED] [Clearance Level 9]

when do you feel accomplished? when I bake something! making concrete stuff is really fulfilling, especially if I'm baking for other people.

star wars or star trek? spaceballs (jk, star wars, but I haven't seen star trek so sw wins by default)

paperback books or hardcover books? paperback

to live in a world without literature or without music? [sad character song assigner noises]... without music.

who was the last person to make you laugh? that would be @ty-bayonet-betteridge with several lines in their riley fic hehe

city or countryside? city! much as I complain about missing nature :') ideally a city that's near the sea

favorite chips? anything plain sea salt and properly crunchy 🤌

pants or dresses? pants, though dresses are fun for fancy occasions!

libraries or museums? is it a natural history museum? pleamse?? if so museum! otherwise library all the way.

character driven stories or plot driven stories? I don't really have a preference ngl

bookmarks or folding pages? i was one of those heretical kids who just plonked their books face down open 🙈😭 and now I mostly read online so... idk? Probably bookmarks.

Dream job? honestly would love to be on the management council for a small nature conservancy. second choice would be ecological research, but data-based, not fieldwork (animals scare me >.<)

What gives you comfort? thinking about The Characters...

what are some of your favorite song lyrics? literally ANY pun or double meaning lyric by idkhow!! gonna go with "lose yourself inside the city / lose your mind inside a week".

favorite ice cream flavor ever? chocolate my beloved...

first fandom? warrior cats......

deep ocean or deep space? (personally, i gotta pick ocean, because theres fish in there 👍😊)

Your desert island band?

@thesternest @seroquelfan @chaoticrushu, but no pressure to answer, and anyone is welcome to join! add your own question at the end if you answer :]

[cotton--dandy]

Iced cafe mocha: fave thing to do on rainy days

Iced coffee: if you like books, what is your fave book

iced cafe mocha: fav thing to do on rainy days?

my most favorite thing to do is run around in the rain and jump in puddles or go for a walk in the rain. but also bundling up warm inside and having a hot beverage or a bath and watching a movie is rly nice. i rly love the rain. <3

iced coffee: if you like books, what is your favorite book?

even tho i havent read in a while i have quite a few favorites !

- egghead by bo burnham

- let the right one in

- the perks of being a wallflower

- popcorn by ben elton

- the miraculous journey of edward tulane

- coraline

thank u for asking ! love u ! what r yr fav books? 🍄🌧💌

[alwaysxlarrie]

my fav fics masterlist part 1 (A-M)

i’m currently procrastinating learning autocad & editing youtube videos, so here i am. this post is long bc of the format of the summaries - sorry about that, wanted to keep them formatted how the authors had them! anyway, this is all my fav fics, alphabetically. this is part 1. part 2 will be coming...at some point. grab a snack, grab a beverage & settle in friends. :)

as small as possible by mickey_d

“Harry is a rather shy omega who's quite convinced everyone (except his best friends) laughs at him behind his back and sometimes to his face.

Louis is a confident alpha who is taken with his best artist's friend.”

a million roses (bathed in rock n’ roll) by deLILAh

“au. harry sings in smoky dive bars; louis misses his flight home. they go to coney island in the morning.

(aka - harry is lana del rey, and louis makes him a star.)”

adore you by @isthatyoularry

““We invited our new acquaintances from uptown. You’ve simply got to meet their oldest son!” said his mother with a flourish, and suddenly it became abundantly clear as to why his parents had so adamantly demanded he join them in Deansville for the entirety of the summer.

Against his wishes, Harry spends the holidays at his family’s summer estate, and is reluctantly pulled into a courtship he didn’t ask for. Harry doesn’t want to get married, but Louis does. They don’t fit, but then again they really, really do.

Vaguely set in the 1920’s. Headpieces, jazz, fashionable canes, and flapper dresses, and that.”

are you taking clients? by @jaerie

“Escaping had been the hardest thing Harry had ever done. They'd stolen his child and nearly stolen his life. Being homeless and pregnant gave Harry few options. It's a last resort to let men fetishize his body, but the luxury of choice is something Harry doesn't have.”

and the truth shall set you free... by @jaerie

“Betism: A religion based on the belief that the beta gender has been chosen by God to protect and defend the purity and dignity of the human race by resisting and condemning the lustful ways and flawed biology of the alpha and omega”

ain’t that a kick in the head! by @karasunonolibero and keysmashlesbian

““Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

What.

“You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

“I’m a what?”

“A meme. It’s like an internet—”

“I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

~

In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.””

atlas at last by louisandthealien

“He doesn’t know what he had been expecting out of the road trip itself besides burping contests and too much shitty gas station food with Oli and Stan, but in the brief moment before Harry ambles up his driveway, Louis idly wonders if this is about to become some sort of Gay Coming of Age story.

Maine to California in ten days. In which Zayn’s an open-shirt hippie they meet somewhere in Ohio, Liam’s the pastor’s son running away from home, and Niall’s the number they call on the bathroom wall.

It’s 1978. Harry and Louis are just trying to get to San Fran in time for the Queen concert.”

all i want is to fall with you by @2tiedships2

“The pair looked at each other for a few moments before Harry moved forward and gathered Louis in an unexpected hug.

It was nice, but why the fuck was an unknown alpha hugging him? Maybe an even better question would be why did Louis feel so secure in this stranger's arms?

Harry quickly let go and Louis felt something pull at him.

"Sorry," Harry said, holding his hands up in surrender. "Shit, um, that just seemed a natural response for some reason. I’m so sorry."

Louis smiled up at the alpha. "It's okay. Thanks again, Harry."

"You're welcome. I know it's horrible weather, and less than optimal circumstances, but this was a brilliant meet-cute."

What the fuck was a meet-cute?

Or the weekend ski trip where omega Louis discovers that he can’t change a tire and his skiing skills are debatable but still manages to find the alpha who will change his life.”

ask and i’ll obey by orphan account

““So, tell me what you want?” The younger boy demanded, and Louis’ mind filled with inappropriate images of Harry. Everything to do with Harry.

“I…” He couldn’t think. Could barely breathe, and his dick was so fucking hard in his track pants he didn’t know why Harry wasn’t pointing it out.

“You…have to do whatever I say for a whole day.” Louis blurted out.

“Deal.” Harry said without missing a beat, his green eyes shining like the light in The Great Gatsby. His easy agreement had Louis groaning, because Harry already did whatever Louis told him to do.

Or, the one where Harry and Louis challenge each other not to get off to see who will break first.”

and that’s the tea by @2tiedships2

“I’d like an Earl Grey with milk and sugar, please.

Louis had the phrase memorized, even though it had disappeared off its place on his upper arm over thirteen years ago now.

At fourteen he didn’t understand. Soulmarks don’t just disappear. Not unless…

Unless one of them dies.

Or, the one where Louis loses his soulmate before even getting the chance to meet them, and he is in no way prepared for the kind of distraction his new friend Harry proves to be.”

a cauldron of love by @zimriya

““Oh for Merlin’s sake, yes,” Niall interrupts finally. “Harry’s been in love with Louis Tomlinson since that time in second year when he went and accidentally peed on him.”

Harry turns to face him, horrified. “Niall!” he squeaks out. “You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone about that!”

Niall just shrugs and wipes his mouth with a napkin. “Aw, come off it, Hazza, was it really a secret?” When Harry doesn’t say anything, he pauses and looks up. “It was?” he says. “Ah, bollocks.””

a fully armed battalion (to remind you of my love) by @mediawhorefics

““He was flirting with you by the way,” Niall says casually once he’s finished saying goodbye to Louis and he’s joined Harry outside.

“No he wasn’t,” Harry replies automatically, feeling his heart clench at the thought. Was he?

Niall simply raises a mocking eyebrow in response before wrapping his scarf twice around his neck.

“Not that it matters!” Harry says quickly, eyes widening. “I wouldn’t care even if he did because he’s awful and the worst.”

Everyone at Hogwarts knows that Professor Styles and Professor Tomlinson absolutely despise each other. It's too bad that they're in love.”

all your mates are here by @londonfoginacup

“"The pack is... It's folding, Harry."

Like every werewolf does when they get to a new town, Harry joined one of the many local packs when he started university. Now, three years into his program, he's hit with the news that his pack is giving up, going their separate ways. In the wake of the holidays, the three single wolves from the Majestic pack are pointed in the direction of a new pack to join; one that's got struggles of its own.

A new pack, a new house, and two new roommates with personal space issues... Plus exams, of course.

Happy Christmas, here's to many more.”

a cage for every ugly spirit by @povverbottoms

“First-year uni student Harry gives up orgasms for Lent, featuring a cock cage and weekly prostate milkings on Sundays. Warning for religion kink. Written for the 1D Novena Ficathon.”

at last, at last by @suspendrs

““Come with us,” Tommo says, stopping at the other end of the gymnasium, near the doors. “Don’t let them make you suffer any longer. Come with us, and be human.”

Before Harry has even finished thinking it through, he’s on his feet, gaining the attention of every single person in the gymnasium. What has he got to lose, anyway?

Or, Harry is born into a cult in a post-apocalyptic world, and Louis is the leader of the rebel group tasked with the mission of shutting them down. Together, they make a rather effective team.”

all we have by colourexplosion

“He looks at the person who’s asked him a question and then immediately wishes he hadn’t. He’s beautiful, is the thing, and Harry’s met him before.

“No, sorry,” he says, shaking his head, averting his eyes. It’s an old habit, one he’s gotten better about resisting, but he supposes seeing Louis Tomlinson out in the wild transports him right back to youth club.

“Ah, s’fine really,” Louis says, instead of just walking away like a normal person, “Pretty boy like you shouldn’t be smoking anyway, yeah?”

Harry’s cheeks flood with heat before he can stop it, and he squeezes his eyes shut. Of course. Of course Louis Tomlinson — the boy who basically made Harry realize he’s gay — thinks he’s cute now. Ten years after the fact, and much too late for it to do any good at all. Or, a 'Grown' au”

a million one, a million two (a million more will never do) by @littlelostpieces

“While Harry doesn’t want to spend his final year at Wilshire Academy sharing his space with yet another idiot roommate, he figures he could have ended up with a lot worse than Niall. As the school’s newest scholarship student, Niall provides a fresh perspective on Harry’s privileged life, as well as a grounding presence when Harry’s other friends, Liam and Zayn, are acting like lunatics. Most importantly, though, Niall introduces him to Louis, a cynical townie with zero interest in spending his time around entitled boarding school kids. Convincing Louis that he’s more than a trust fund and a charming smile won’t be easy, but Harry’s never been one to back down from a challenge.

An AU loosely inspired by the short-lived WB drama, Young Americans, and the Gotta Be You music video.”

a life that we share (i owe it all to you) by @all-these-larrythings

“When Harry's son came home from school crying he didn't think things could get any worse. Lucky for them, things were just about to change for the best.

or

Harry's son get bullied until Louis' son shows up :)”

all the right moves by @cherrystreet

“This is the third game in a row that Harry has been distracted by the noisy boy in the stands, five rows back.

There’s really no reason that he should feel compelled to stare into the audience as frequently as he is, but he can’t help it. This boy is a nuisance. And he’s loud. Even from basketball court with nine other players running by him, shoes squeaking on the shiny hardwood floor, and thousands of cheering college students, Harry can hear this boy nearly shrieking, his laugh more like a cackle than anything.

It’s seriously obnoxious.”

boys fall like dominoes by orphan account

“Harry slips into an early heat while riding the tube. Naturally, that's when he meets Louis.”

baby we could be enough (i’ll make this feel like home) by orphan account

““Did you clean the table?” Harry asks Louis once Rose is done speaking, now occupied with trying to see if she can reach over and touch Harry’s hair from where she’s sat. At Louis’ nod, Harry frowns. “You didn’t have to do that. You’re my guests here, I could’ve dealt with it later.”

Louis just smiles easily, though, adjusting Rose on his lap so that she’s facing Harry better. She manages to tug on a loose wave of hair, and she makes a noise of triumph that both Louis and Harry smile at.

“I don’t mind,” Louis murmurs to Harry, even though he’s looking at Rose. “This one here seemed very excited to talk to you.”

And, okay. Harry can’t help but think of how domestic this feels, all of a sudden.

[harry is a photographer who's trying to find his place. louis is a single father with a smile that feels like home.]”

but if you close your eyes does it almost feel like by pukeandcry

“Marcel’s not sure what the draw is for Louis, but he finds himself looking forward to it, glancing out into the hall several times an hour to see if Louis might be walking by. Louis is just -- he’s magnetic, like he’s got his own gravitational field around him, and it makes Marcel’s stomach jump around nervously just being around him, but it only takes him a few days to realize how much he likes that feeling, the hitch in his chest he gets when he spots Louis across the office and smiles at him.”

burn this flame by @rainbowninja

““You’ve played keeper before?” Tomlinson asks suspiciously, hands on his waist.“

Er, yeah,” Harry coughs. “Loads of times.”

“Alright Popstar, if you’re sure,” Tomlinson tells him with a shrug, his professional expression already curling into laughter. Harry tries not to read too much into it. After all, how hard can goalkeeping really be?

When Harry gets invited to play in a celebrity charity match with Louis Tomlinson, Manchester United's star player, he's determined to impress him with brilliant football skills. The only flaw in Harry's otherwise foolproof plan? He has absolutely no football skills, brilliant or otherwise.”

but why wonder, why wonder? by @100percentsassy

“The one where Marcel Styles has improbably landed a job in the fashion industry, and Louis Tomlinson is the actor-turned-lingerie-designer he’s been infatuated with for years.”

babydoll blues by @thedevilinmybrain

“Louis is a high profile, filthy rich label executive who has the world at his feet - a music god.. Harry is the sugar baby trying to make a name for himself singing in shady bars and hanging off the arm of Louis' biggest rival. What Louis wants, Louis gets. But what if the game gets too hot and hits a little too close to the heart?”

back to seventeen by @ireallysawanangel

“As a first grade teacher in a small town in Illinois, Harry’s life is pretty simple. He loves his job, is close with his family, and has a best friend he would go to the ends of the earth for. When a new soccer coach starts at the local high school, things start to get a bit more exciting for Harry. Because that coach just happens to be Louis Tomlinson; the guy Harry was unrequitedly in love with in high school.

Or the one where Louis moves back to his hometown and Harry realizes he’s still not over his high school crush.”

business or pleasure by therogueskimo

“Boss: Know why I called you in here? Employee: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Boss: (stops pouring 2 glasses of wine) Accidentally?

or the one where Harry sends a snapchat to the wrong person, who just so happens to be Louis Tomlinson, aka his boss.”

baby shut your mouth and turn me inside out by ballsdeepinjesus

“And it’s good. It’s really, really good. Except they haven’t really talked about any of this and Harry can’t muster the courage to bring it up. Niall’s words at the bar run through his mind nearly every day. Fresh meat. Is this a thing Louis does, then? Find a toy to play with for awhile until he gets bored?

He knows Louis, though. He’s been friends with him for months now and he knows that he’s not just some heartless asshole. But he doesn’t know if this is just a nice convenient hook-up to him or something more, like how Harry feels. And he knows he should ask, but he’s not brave enough. Not brave enough to possibly ruin everything when Harry can take what he’s being offered without complaints.

[harry and louis meet in a mcdonalds. louis is everything harry needs.]”

be my little good luck charm by @100percentsassy

“In which Harry is a promising amateur golfer making his debut at the PGA Championship, and Louis is a Sky Sports anchor who would really rather be commentating on footie.

The other boys are around too: caddy!Niall provides victory pints, Liam is Louis's Very Serious co-anchor, and poor Zayn just gets his face drawn on.”

baby thinking of you keeps me up all night by ballsdeepinjesus

“Louis sputters in response, shaking his head wildly. Harry moves closer, placing his hand on Louis’ chest and trailing it up towards his neck to curve around. “I am younger than you. Bet you like that. Think you can push me around.”

Louis fishmouths, glaring at Harry who reminds him suspiciously of a shark at the moment. He smells blood in the water.

“Is that what this is about, Louis?” Harry asks. He leans in and fits his mouth against Louis’ earlobe, huffing hot breaths into his ear. “You want to fuck me, don’t you?”

[harry is a 19 y/o singer and louis is a 29 y/o actor with no love for teenage popstars.]”

but when we kiss... by @indiaalphawhiskey

“Louis only nodded, still smiling. “Right, okay. As much fun as this has been, I really doubt the lovely heated seating of my car will dull our banter. Or...” he dragged out the ‘r’, eyes mischievous. “Are you really going to let a…” he assessed Harry. “Twenty? Twenty year gap,” he confirmed. “Be the reason you get hypothermia? Is that really the hill you want to freeze on, Mr. Principled?”

–– Or, while Harry and Louis adore the chase, they find they adore each other much, much more.”

boom, boom, don’t you wanna go by anonymous

“It doesn't take much to convince Harry to participate in Lambda Sig's annual ceremony for graduating seniors. She's hooked up with a few of the brothers already anyway, as lackluster as they were. She has to have her legs and bare bottom half on display for the rest of the brothers in the senior class to see, but she's always kind of liked being played with and definitely likes being on display. She's graduating in a few weeks anyway. What's the worst that can happen?

She doesn't expect contestant number fifteen to blow her mind in the first round. He doesn't let up.”

caught in your gravity by @lululawrence

“It felt like the blood froze in Harry’s veins even as he got a bit lightheaded. He hadn’t even made it two practices, only one of which he was remotely in charge of, without giving it all away and now he and Liam were both absolutely fucked.

“Shit,” Harry breathed out. “Who all have you told? Does everyone know? I thought I covered it better than that…”

“No, no,” Louis said quickly. "They’ll figure it out soon enough, though, because they’ll get used to you changing things up, but you’re only going to trip over your so called Americanisms for so long before they realize it’s because you don’t actually know fuck all about football.”

Harry sighed. “Yeah. I figured. I just need to bullshit for long enough to allow Liam to get the situation figured out from his end.”

“Right, which brings me to my entire point. I think we can find a mutually beneficial arrangement with all of this.” Louis leaned forward. “You need to learn the ins and outs of the sport incredibly fast. I can help you with that.”

“What do you want in exchange?”

Or, an AU inspired by a 30 second trailer of Ted Lasso that doesn't actually have much in common with the show at all.”

counting the steps between us by zarah5

“AU. So, yeah. That year abroad helped Harry establish that he is in love with his best friend. Now, if Louis would stop treating him like a little brother, that would be awesome. (Additional ingredients: a collapsing tree house, a lot of pining, the other three boys as Louis' new best mates from university, and a camping trip. Serve hot.)”

come in and change my life by @lightwoodsmagic

“He’d had the same neighbours since he’d moved into the building, a lovely, wealthy couple in their late sixties who had always invited him around for tea on Sundays. Martha had dropped off homemade biscuits the day he’d moved in, so Harry figured he may as well repeat the sentiment. He could hear someone getting closer to the door just as a flush ran through his body; oh fuck. His heat was close, too close to be knocking on a potentially unknown alpha’s door, but it was too late. The door swung open, and Harry’s mouth dropped. He’d never been overly interested in football, couldn’t find the fascination in watching men run around after a ball for hours aside from their uniforms, but he knew who this was. Louis Tomlinson, alpha, captain of Manchester United, star in a number of Harry’s heat addled fantasies, was his new next-door neighbour.

Or, Harry and Louis become friends when Harry looks after Louis' cat during away games, until one night at a party changes everything between them. It's just a shame Louis' going to be away for the FIFA World Cup for three months.”

cookie jar by fanshae

“Louis catches Harry with his hand in the metaphorical cookie jar and stays to watch.”

counterculture by @sadaveniren

“It all culminated to this: Harry in the middle of a crowded basement, music blasting from the live show on the far side, shirtless amongst alphas and omegas who all weren’t covering their scents. He took a deep breath of the heavy air and he felt alive.”

convalescent boy (with a heart of gold) by @londonfoginacup

“Just as the professor beginning to mess with his powerpoint, the door at the back of the balcony creaks open and Marcel looks back to notice Louis Tomlinson, The Louis Tomlinson, slip in and take a seat in the very back.

Marcel is starting to feel like his life is a comedy. Only yesterday was Louis Tomlinson on his floor at the library. Now he’s in his seminar. What is happening?

“Hey Mars,” Nick says, not particularly quietly as he leans over. “Isn’t that your crush?”

Marcel smacks him.

Or, the one where Marcel is a nerd who loves to learn but loves to go to theatre productions even more, and may or may not have a long time crush on the lead in most of the plays, Louis Tomlinson. The same Louis Tomlinson who seems to be appearing wherever Marcel is. Funny, that.”

drape me in your warmth by @husbandau

“TMH era fic where Harry is an omega whose heat comes a little earlier than expected and really, who is Louis to deny him his knot?”

deep in my heart i know there’s only you by ballsdeepinjesus

“"Will you do it?” Harry whispers. Louis has to lean closer just to hear him. He furrows his brows and shakes his head, not knowing what Harry means. “Would you donate for me?”

Louis is dumbfounded. “I’m sorry, I thought you just asked if I’d donate my sperm. Can you repeat yourself?”

[harry and louis are best friends who engage in some platonic baby-making. very platonic.]”

don’t move in (don’t move out) by @2tiedships2

“Only one more week and Harry would be living under the same roof. Gone would be Liam’s alpha scent, quickly replaced with Harry’s. All Harry. Louis was going to fucking die. You’d think Louis would be used to it by now, that Harry’s scent would simply fade into the background like Liam’s did. But Louis had a feeling he would simultaneously be living in Heaven and Hell once Harry moved in.

Louis was pulled out of his thoughts when Niall smacked him on the back of his head.

"The fuck was that for?" Louis asked, rubbing his head and looking at the bloody Irishman he called his other best friend.

"You were basically drooling, mate,” Niall said. “That was a courtesy smack to keep your daydreaming from seeping into your pheromones."”

do you like my sweater? by @icanhazzalou

““Look, for a Sadie Hawkins dance the omegas are supposed to invite the alphas instead of the other way around.”

Niall and Liam shared a look. “That… sounds like the sort of thing you would usually be all over, Lou,” Liam said, face pinched in confusion. Niall nodded his agreement.

“Yeah, if omegas were hosting it,” Louis replied sourly. “It’s one thing if we decide that we’re going to ask the alphas for a change. It’s insulting that they think we need their permission.”

When Harry's alpha fraternity decides to host a Sadie Hawkins dance, outspoken omega Louis has a thing or two to say about it.”

don’t have to go to the pool by @kingsoftheimpossible

“Louis is the captain of the swim team, Harry is in love with him a bit, and there's this ritual before Big Meets. Everything goes fine. alternative summary: a suspicious lack of swimming for a story involving a swim team.”

dom louis by @comebackassholes (summary is from first work in the series)

“Dear Mr. Louis, Hello. I’m Harry. I got your contact from a good friend of mine and was wondering if I can get your services. My 30th birthday is coming up and all I’ve ever wanted is to get spanked, maybe more? If you’re interested, please contact me. I’d love to hear from you. Sincerely, Harry Marcel reads over the words. He guesses there isn’t a much better way to ask for what he needs. He almost changes the name again but decides Harry is fine. It’s generic and nothing that can be traced to him. At least he doesn’t think so. Okay, he’s overthinking again so he clicks the send button before he can talk himself out of it. His heart races as soon as he does. He almost wants to take it back, figure out a way to undo it, but he takes a big gulp of his wine to calm down. It’s fine. This is fine. He can do this.”

do not falter (there’s a star ahead) by @londonfoginacup

“It's Christmas Eve, and every single one of Louis' family members are crowded inside his little flat. Really, what more could he ask for on his birthday?

The present he never knew he wanted - in the form of an omega from his past - might just make this his most memorable Christmas.”

enjoy the ride by @2tiedships2

““Stop sulking and get up. I have a proposition to make.”

“Niall?” Louis questioned. “Do you think I should put glow in the dark stars on my ceiling?”

He looked over and found Niall giving him an unimpressed look.

“So, no?” Louis asked. “No stars?”

“We’re going on a road trip,” Niall stated.

Louis looked back at his starless ceiling and waved farewell to Niall. “Cool. Have fun!”

“No, you idiot.” Niall let out a frustrated sigh. “You, me, Liam, and Harry.”

Louis glanced over to Niall and back to the ceiling. “Who’s Harry?”

Or the one where Louis, an omega more than tired of being treated as lesser than alphas, is forced on a road trip by his beta besties only to meet Harry who might just be the alpha he never knew he wanted.”

even as young as you are by ologist

“Harry’s sister has a baby. When he goes to meet her, he finds more than one new love of his life at the hospital.”

everywhere and nowhere by @2tiedships2

“Niall took a seat and said, "Apparently Louis' downstairs neighbor is a fan of giving Louis creepy gifts. Maybe I should go introduce myself and tell him that Louis actually prefers food."

"What has he given you?" Liam asked.

Louis shrugged as it were no big deal. "There was a rabbit's foot keychain on the door a little after he left from introducing himself and there was a small teddy bear sitting by my door tonight. Obviously I can't prove it's from him, but they seem to have his scent. I could be wrong though."

"Wow," Liam said, looking deep in thought. "That's old school."

"What's old school?" Niall asked. "Giving creepy gifts?"

"I've never known an alpha to do it, to be honest, but he's courting you."

Louis couldn't contain his look of disbelief directed at Liam. "He's courting me. Like some sort of romantic shit they'd do in the 1800s or something?"”

from eight until late, i think about you by supernope

“After finding out that his University of Brighton roommate has a YouTube channel, Harry starts up his own channel, on which he posts videos of himself doing weekly challenges. He strikes up a friendship with Louis, a popular youtuber in London, that starts in the comments on their videos and progresses to texting, skyping, and talking about each other in their own videos far too often. They fall for each other long-distance, but put off meeting face-to-face as long as possible, too nervous that they'll screw it all up.

Involves a bunch of YouTube challenges (AKA excuses for Harry to get naked), some awkward snapchat mishaps, and a whole lot of pining.”

face your fears by @sadaveniren

“Harry is a single father, pretending to be a beta after his alpha mated him and left him. He’s getting by just fine raising the twins when Louis walks into his bakery. Too bad him and Louis will never be a thing.”

foolishly, completely falling by dea_liberty

“"Now that he’s actually gone and done it, there seems to be no way of going back - no rinse and repeat, no ctrl+alt+del, no abort button, no help to be had. He’s fallen into a black hole and he cannot seem to find a way out. The black hole is also known as Tumblr. More specifically, it’s known as Tumblr’s Larry Stylinson tag."

OR: The one where Louis becomes a Larry shipper by accident.”

faking it by @donotdialnine

“A uni AU in which Louis has been Harry’s best friend since he offered him cubed fruit on the playground, and they spend more time cuddling in their dorm beds than they do apart, but it’s not like that. Or is it?

Aka Harry pretends to date his best friend to escape unwanted attention from a too insistent classmate and hopes it won’t blow up in his face. Featuring embarrassing dildo accidents, awkward boners, longing, first times, late night conversations, emotional discoveries and Niall as the exasperated friend with bad advice.”

feel so foolish by @juliusschmidt

“Louis and his friends keep laughing at Harry; he's sure of it. But he's not sure why.”

fever started long ago by @mediaville

“"Stay." His brain is skipping backwards but his mouth is skipping forward. "Like, in this bed? With me."

The words hang in the air, somewhere in between their naked chests. Louis licks his lips, and a tiny crinkle appears between his eyebrows. "Why?"

Does there have to be a reason for everything? Does everything have to be a debate? Why does Louis ask 'why?' and not 'why not?' Harry's already annoyed that he wants him to stay. "I'm ill," he says, sniffling for good measure. "I need supervision."

Louis hesitates, looking uncertain, and Harry doesn't like that look on him. "It's late," he says eventually. "You need your rest."

"We'll sleep," Harry promises, and as if on cue, he yawns. He is rather sleepy. "It will be restful."

SPOILER: Styles gets his way. It's not restful.”

fiction romance by orphan account

“Harry has a type.

He likes older, sophisticated, mature men. Well-educated men. Men with life experience and passion for arts and social causes. Men who are established in their careers, who've sorted their lives out.

Niall knows this.

And so Harry can't understand why he's sat here opposite Louis Tomlinson.

A punk Louis/uni Harry blind date AU.”

freeze this moment in a frame and stay like this by @rosesau

“Harry (not so) secretly crushes on the cute footie player and fills pages with sketches of him.”

follow me down this time by supernope

“Harry first noticed Louis in his second term at Hogwarts, and despite three years of inventing ways to stumble across Louis, he's never managed to actually work up the courage to speak to him. Also known as, self-indulgent Hogwarts AU, because every fandom needs Hogwarts AUs.”

faith, trust, and a little pixie dust by orphan account

“Louis loves Halloween. Harry hates everything about it, but he loves Louis. And Niall loves vodka and glitter so there's that.

Or the one where Harry has been pining for his best friend and roommate for years. It takes a costume party, an Irish fairy and a sprinkle of pixie dust to give this fairytale prince his happy ending.”

foolishly laying our hearts on the table by @runaway-train-works

““You think Harry wants that?”

“Dunno. Maybe. Wanna make him happy.” Harry takes advantage of the red light he’s pulled up to turn and look properly at Louis’ face. He’s not even looking in Harry’s direction though, focused instead on something out of his side window, head drooped, mindlessly playing with the string of his hoodie between his fingers, lost in his own world somewhere. For some reason, it makes Harry’s spine straighten. 

“Because he’s your best mate?” Harry questions carefully. 

“He’s my boyfriend.”

He couldn’t have heard him right. “What?”

Louis releases a deep breath, still not turning around. Harry wonders who he thinks he’s talking to right now. “He’s so pretty. Want to kiss him all day long. And buy him a big house and give him presents and marry him.”

Or

The one where Harry is in love with his best friend Louis but doesn't think he stands a chance until some wisdom teeth and a rather unusual confession might just change his mind.”

give you my fever by beautlouis

“And he’s wanted it even more since he met Louis, it's driven him insane, he spends 90% of his life turned on because of Louis and he’s had no relief at all. He’ll wake up at night too hot and itchy, with Louis warm and sweet smelling next to him, and unable to do anything but wank unsuccessfully, with no release. “I can try,” Louis says, close enough that Harry’s eyes cross a little trying to look at him. “I want to, I’ve never been with anybody, like, I’ve snogged people, lots of people, but I’ve never—touched anyone.” He clears his throat. “I’d touch you, Hazza.”

Harry’s breathing picks up. “Yes.” He doesn’t think there was a question but he’s a little overwhelmed. “Yes,” he repeats, dizzy.

*x-factor era. harry's never had an orgasm before, louis gives him his first”

gathered on wings by @twopoppies

“As Harry lay by Louis’ side, covered in sweat and come, he knew he should feel ugly, messy, ruined, like the life he’d left behind. But something about the way Louis looked at him, the way he stared at him with want and awe, made Harry wonder if he’d ever feel this beautiful again.

Harry rolled his eyes at himself for his momentary romantic dreaminess. As good as this was, he knew it was nothing more than sex. He literally couldn’t afford to fall for just anyone, no matter how fit they were.

-----

What Harry Styles wanted was to be taken seriously as an artist. What he needed was a new sugar daddy to pave the way. Louis Tomlinson is an artist who isn’t what Harry is looking for. Somehow he still manages to turn Harry's world upside down. “

gorgeous (it makes me so mad) by @artxghoul

“Harry’s a coffee barista with nothing really going on for him except for the occasional flirting with, some, particularly hot male customers. But when a new guy starts coming in, he suddenly doesn’t know what to make out of any single situation anymore.

or: Harry is a hot mess. Liam is a brilliant roommate. Niall is a wise lesbian co-worker. Clifford is a good boy. Louis is a bad boy. Circumstances are bizarre.”

got my eyes on you by @eleadore

“Harry’s not supposed to take off his clothes, but it’s one of those unspoken rules, much like don’t have a wank with your best mate and definitely don’t make that a regular thing, fuck, what the fuck.”

give a little sing to the singles by @londonfoginacup

“Harry Styles is an adult now, with a real adult job (and benefits! Whatever those are!). He spends his days at the copier. Copying things.

That being said, no one told Harry that being an adult came with a confusingly chaotic boss, a copier machine that would be hell-bent on ruining his life, and a coworker so good looking that Harry might just have to quit. After all, Christmas is coming and if their office doesn’t win the decorating contest, Louis has threatened to break several laws and kneecaps in retaliation.

Happy Christmas, here’s to many more.”

haven by orphan account

“"I take it you’re not a new student?” “What?” Harry mumbles, caught up in the way his eyes are quite literally sparkling in the light. “Oh—No. Not a student.” “Are you a sub?” Louis asks. Harry clenches his hands into fists, holding them behind his back as he stumbles a bit. “I don’t, uh—I mean. I’ve never really gotten a chance to be a true sub, you know? My ex-partners were always scared they’d hurt me. But, like—If I trusted someone a lot, and if we used a, a safeword. And talked about, you know, boundaries, then—Yes, yeah, I-I’m a sub.” Louis’ eyes are so wide, his cheeks puffing out in the effort to not burst into laughter. “Oh shit, oh my god,” Harry whispers. “You meant—Oh god."”

horizontal like a quarter to three by orphan account

“The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He's wanted it right from the start, and it doesn't make sense, because Harry's always been so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up.”

homegrown by casuallyhl

““It wasn’t an easy decision, if I’m honest,” Harry admits, shoulders sagging in on himself. “Moving is really difficult. My whole life was in Manchester. But Manchester didn’t want me. Leeds did.”

“Well, Leeds is happy to have you,” Louis says, giving Harry a kind smile.

Harry brightens a bit at that, undeniably pleased. “Yeah?”

“Yeah,” Louis replies, expression soft and lips curved.

Or, a gardening AU where Harry is new to town and the newest volunteer at the local gardening club, Louis is the attractive grandson of one of the members, and the nosy volunteers hatch a plan to get them together.”

hike up your skirt (and show your world to me) by anonymous

“Louis has a very hands on approach to training his new secretary. How else can he make sure Harry realizes his full potential?”

have a nice trip by @kingsofeverything

“While Harry and his roommate Louis are stuck at home practicing social distancing, they decide to take a little trip to pass the time.”

holiday greetings (and gay happy meetings) by @2tiedships2

“"Onwards to drop me off at Robert's before you go to Harry's!" Louis proclaimed when they were safely in the car. Or at least Louis was safely in. Niall was still brushing the snow out of his hair that Louis had accidentally dropped on him.

"We're picking up biscuits first," Niall grumbled as the snow melted into his hair. "You can wait in the car."

After three times of the car sounding like it was dying a slow and tragic death, it finally decided to start.

"This is what happens when you try to change the name of your car after five years," Louis said as a reminder of Niall's stupidity. "You'd be upset too if you were a car named Greased Lightning with a passenger trying to get it renamed to Dusty."

"To be fair," Niall explained, "the name Dusty does seem a bit more accurate."

"Make sure to leave the car running while you're getting whatever you're getting from Harry," Louis said in disgust. "This car is going to choke for good after that comment and I don't want to be stuck at Harry's place when that happens."

Or the one where Niall's dead car and and a foot of snow conspire to force Louis into spending time with an alpha he hates.... or does he?”

hard for me to know i might see you around by @coffeelouis

“The next profile shows a guy and his horse both crashing into the ground, the bio below reading:

"Hi, I'm Louis, I suck at riding horses so I ride dick."

Harry rolls his eyes and swipes left, but before he can consider the next profile in his feed, there’s a quiet “Oof” from right behind him.

[or, a TINDER AU where Harry swipes left on Louis' joke of a profile, then ends up stuck next to him on a trans-Atlantic flight.]”

in all its imperfections by @briannamarguerite

“From: Louis Tomlinson To: Undisclosed Recipients

Hello!

I’ve asked the front desk and you lovely folks are the ones who are on the same level as me in the car park. I found a to-do list today that looked somewhat important because it has lines of poetry scribbled at the bottom that seemed like they might be for a card project. The stationary has a moose in a canoe at the top of it (and he is quite adorable). Let me know if it’s yours!

Cheers!

“Oh. My. Fucking. God,” Harry whispered, his eyes darting over the sentences again willing them not to make sense. They did, they did make sense. “Oh. My. Bloody. Fucking. God.”

The next thing he knew he was on the floor, staring at the ceiling, with a very concerned Liam hovering over his head.

"What happened, mate?" Liam asked.

Harry just pointed to his computer.

Liam bent over Harry’s desk to read the email. “What? This isn’t bad. Is that your to-do list? Did you finally come up with the inside text for those cards?”

“Leeyum" he groaned. “It’s what’s on the list.”

“Oh,” Liam paused for a beat. “Is it dirty stuff?”

Harry nodded.

There was more silence. And then, “Dirty stuff with Louis?””

i wanna get dirty with you by awriterwrites

““You good?”

The man’s voice rang out like clear bells from a church tower, light and airy with a gentle rasp like a knife on toast.

It took Harry a moment to realize he was talking to him.

“Me?” Harry squeaked out, his voice a bit wobbly around the edges.

“Just waiting for you to get settled, sweetheart.”

This guy was a naturalist? The headmaster of an outdoor preschool? Harry felt a little woozy. Like he might collapse or propose. He wasn’t quite sure.

**** Harry is a kindergarten teacher. Louis is revolutionizing education--one child at a time. A conference may be an unlikely place to meet someone, but somehow Harry finds Louis and Louis helps Harry find himself.”

i don’t wanna be your friend, i wanna kiss your neck by crybaby

“Harry has been in love with Louis Tomlinson for four years, five months, and thirteen days.

Harry had fallen in love with Louis Tomlinson like how he’d seen in movies, and how he’d read in all the books he’d stolen from Gemma, headfirst and shameless.

The only problem was, that in films and books, love was always either returned instantly, or else it took time for unrequited love to lose the first two letters, and since the first option was obviously not true, Harry decided he would wait for the second to become reality. And so Harry waited, three years, eight months, and four days, before his heart had been broken by a gentle rejection and a misplaced blowjob, before Louis and Gemma had packed up and gone to Manchester for university.

(Harry is a hopelessly romantic omega and Louis is his sister's best friend)”

i want your high love and emotion, endlessly by deLILAh

“au. louis is sick of vajazzling, harry is saving up for a tandem bike, and they master their own destinies.

[or, camboy harry goes in for some intimate detailing, and something big happens.]”

if tomorrow never comes (we had last night) by @fallinglikethis and @all-these-larrythings

“Louis accepts the call without bothering to look at the caller ID. Only Zayn would be a big enough asshole to call him at two in the morning. This fucking better be important. “This fucking better be important,” Louis greets.

On the other end of the line comes a soft giggle. “Li, you don’t usually curse. I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I like it.” 

Yeah, that’s not Zayn. Louis sighs, his anger melting into resignation when he realizes that it’s some poor bastard probably drunk dialing his ex or something. “Sorry, mate. Think you’ve got the wrong number.” Based on this Tumblr prompt: "Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au"”

i’ll crash until you notice me by @aliensingucci

“Louis sets off to Barbados to oversee the massive resort his family owns known as Sandy Hill. For years, he's been looking for a change in the monotony of his life, seeking adventure and perhaps love too. What he doesn't expect is the bright eyed boy who spills a milkshake on his shoes.

Cue the summer loving.”

into another (another) serotonin overflow by mercutionotromeo

“Harry wants this year to be different - wants it to be the year that he finally gets over this stupid crush. He’s going to uni, he needs to decide what he wants to do with his life.

Instead, he’s deciding what he wants to do to Louis Tomlinson.

Or: Sweet first time sex wherein Harry's adorably awkward, Louis is achingly cool, and Harry rides Louis wearing his jersey.”

i’ve been thinking ‘bout it all day lsforever

“When he heard about the job opening, from his nosy Aunt of course, Harry was ecstatic to go down there and talk to the shop owner. Her name is Perrie, and she and her best friend Louis opened the shop together not too long ago. Harry remembers the pair well from when he was in school.

or, Harry gets a job in Perrie and Louis' potion shop. He wasn't planning on the huge crush he develops on his boss.”

i’m not that other guy by @jaerie

“Harry has just come back from maternity leave when he unexpectedly goes into heat. He runs into a coworker on his way out.”

introduction to dynamics by @juliusschmidt

“Louis Tomlinson is the outspoken omega in the 'Introduction to Dynamics' course Harry wishes he didn't have to take. He's nearly certain to present as a beta, after all. Things will be simple for him.”

it’s not what it looks like by @kingsofeverything

“Quarantine allows Harry the time to improve his sewing skills, thanks to the face masks he makes for friends and family. Proud of his work, he posts a picture on Instagram, but it's not what it looks like.”

i’d burn this city down to show you the light by @nobodymoves 

“Harry's a sheltered rich kid and Louis's a punk with a heart of gold. They meet when Louis breaks into Harry's house, Harry obtains an instant and all-encompassing crush, and they spend the summer falling into a whirlwind romance.”

i made a map of your stars by @brightbluelou 

“Harry does not have a crush on Louis Tomlinson. Yes, Louis is very pretty and funny, and Harry may have had more than a few inappropriate thoughts about him, but he certainly doesn’t like him. (Except for the fact that he totally does.) or, Harry is the shy boy in the back of the class that no one really notices. Louis is the loud, outgoing football player that everybody likes.”

in dreams by @haydolce

“AU. When Harry moves to a new city, his new flat come with a number of sweet, anonymous gifts and surprises that brighten his days. Could it be a friendly ghost? Another friendly presence in his new building is his tattooed neighbor, Louis, who seems determined to put a smile back on his face.”

i do not feel the fear of falling (thought i could fly) by turismoemocional

“"After months of being showered with attention from the gorgeous boy, Louis feels like he’s experiencing a drought, and he yearns for even a single look in his general direction. He's pining and he knows it, feels like he's wilting. He can’t decide if being fired and arrested and disowned by his mum would have been the better outcome at this point."

Or - Harry is 19, Louis is 25. Student/Teacher relationships should remain strictly professional at all times... That's not to say they always do. Things get messy quickly.”

it’s halftime. are you ready to go? by @gaycousinlarry

“Reason #12 - Because it's halftime.

Harry would like to think that he doesn’t know how he got himself into this. Only… he’d be lying. Because he knows exactly how he got himself into this. Oh man, does he know, and it’s all because of a certain Louis Tomlinson. Alternatively - football is gay and Harry is trying to cope.”

it’s like i breathe you by orphan account

“Louis shrugs, grabbing the smoothie and taking a sip of it. He’s not really bragging. But. “I’ve kind of always had everything I wanted.”

“Everything?” Harry asks, genuinely interested, his green eyes wide.

Louis looks at Harry, smiling at him across the table and twirling a curl around his finger. Not everything.

or the one where louis volunteers to teach high school students about the ropes of business and running a company of your own, but he certainly does not plan on running into harry styles.”

i know how to whisk (but teach me anyway) by @2tiedships2

“Louis scrunched his eyebrows in confusion. “I don’t understand. Unmated alphas don’t just go into a rut out of nowhere. Unless…”

Louis grabbed onto Niall’s arm in desperation. “Am I a homewrecker? Does Harry have a mate? Oh my God, was he not flirting? Did the change in his scent not have anything to do with my smell yesterday? Did I just make that up!?”

Louis let go of Niall and dropped his face in his hands. “I knew it was too good to be true.”

“You’re an idiot,” Niall stated. Louis looked up to find Niall rolling his eyes. He snapped his laptop closed and moved to stand up. “I need to get some work done. Why don’t you stay here and think back to ABO dynamics 101.”

With that Niall hopped off the couch and headed to his room. He stopped and turned to Louis before he made it to the hall and said, “Oh, and Lou. You may want to reconsider your outlook on soulmates.”

Louis yelled after him. “Soulmates aren’t a thing, Niall!”

Or the one in which banana bread just might make Louis change his mind about soulmates.”

it’s in the contract by anonymous

““I can’t make rent this month,” Harry says.

“Awesome,” says Mitch. Mitch is the house leader. He’s the one leading the house meeting. “Free your schedule on Friday, Phi Sigma Kappa are coming over for game night anyway.

Harry swallows, nodding. “Alright,” he says.

Harris puts a hand on his thigh. “Hey,” he whispers into Harry’s ear. “I’d pay at least thirty for you.”

Harry snorts. “Thanks,” he says. “Good to know I’m an expensive bitch.””

just jump by @jaerie 

“Finally, after years of suffering alone, the insurance plan at Harry's new job covered omega heat services. As a grown omega adult, it finally felt like the right time to try it out. And, since taking an entire week of heat leave would really put him behind at work, using a service to shorten it seemed like a responsible decision. At least that’s how he rationalized it. He was nervous about his decision but it was too late. The doorbell rang.

“Hi!” The alpha said again and Harry took the hand he offered and shook it firmly. “I’m Louis from Omega Services. It’s nice to meet you.””

just for me by @canonlarry

“Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.

(They do.)”

just one look (and i fell so hard) by @disgruntledkittenface

“Louis takes a small step back, breaking the moment first. “Well, I should–” 

“Do you want to come up?” 

The words are out of Harry’s mouth before he’d even planned them, and he bites his lip. 

“Oh, thank god,” Louis laughs, stepping back into Harry’s space. “I wasn’t, um…” “Wasn’t ready to let go of you yet,” Harry finishes quietly, glancing up at Louis. “Yeah,” Louis nods, reaching up and twirling one of Harry’s curls in his fingers. “Yeah, exactly.”

Harry has wanted to go to the Shubert Theatre ever since he moved to New York and lucked into a rent-controlled apartment just outside of the Theatre District. When he finally gets his chance, he hopes the night can meet his sky-high expectations. But the last thing he could have expected was the man seated next to him.”

know you better. by @wabadabadaba

“It didn't help that oftentimes Niall and Zayn's other friend, Louis joined them and from all the stories Marcel has heard about Louis, he was positive they wouldn't get along. From their description, Louis was loud, annoying, and competitive. He liked to tease Niall and Zayn mercilessly and he was creative. Being a tattoo artist, Louis knew things about art that Marcel would simply never understand due to his analytical mindset. He was the complete opposite of Marcel and Marcel didn't think he would ever last in a social setting where he had to be with Louis.

or the one where Marcel and Louis fall in love.”

kiss me on the mouth and set me free by @maggieisalarrie

“Louis has his head thrown back in a laugh, his wet fringe hanging in front of his eyes, and a beautiful flush to his cheeks. From this angle, the sun hits his face just right to where the beams of light are shining in between the spaces of each individual clump of watered down eyelashes. His chest is showing through the soaked material of his white jersey and it seems that his biceps are attempting to break free from the sleeves that are clinging to his skin.

And Harry can do nothing except take it all in. He doesn’t even think he’s breathing at this point. He is literally stuck in place, admiring the true beauty of Louis Tomlinson, while being surrounded by fit footballers and generally attractive people. He doesn’t think he’s ever been in love before, but if Louis let him, he’s pretty damn sure he could change that in the matter of a few nanoseconds.”

kiss from a rose by @chloehl10

“Harry is the quiet one in the office no one ever notices. Until Louis does, that is. When notes start appearing on Harry’s desk, he ponders who is behind the kind words, oblivious to Louis’ attempts to get his attention...”

knock knock, i love you by beautlouis

““Well,” Louis says, searching for something to relieve this tension. “I think if a bloke gets kicked out of his stats exam for a knock knock joke, he deserves to hear the punchline, yeah?”

“Oh!” Harry says, beaming. “I forgot where we left off, what was it again?” He looks overjoyed to be exchanging a shit joke.

“Ah, you said knock knock, then I said who’s there, and then you said Noah,” Louis supplies helpfully. He hates that he's actually curious about the rest of the joke. “So, Noah who?”

“Oh,” says Harry, in a much different tone, dragging out the syllable. He looks bashful now. Louis cannot keep up with this boy, it's going to kill him. “Right, well.” He shuffles his feet. Fuck, what kind of knock knock joke gets a boy nervous? “Noah a good place we could get something to eat?”

[Harry and Louis get kicked out of a statistics exam for passing a knock knock joke note, and subsequently fall in love. Harry's a virgin, there's a cat, a hot cocoa date, a lot of sex, even more knock knock jokes, and everything is lovely and happy.]”

love is divine by @aliensingucci

“Being a witch doesn't help when it comes to unrequited love.”

let me outshine the moon by sarcasticfluentry

““Fuck,” echoes Liam, shaking his head at them with a small smile on his face. “Just don’t get yourselves killed.”

“You can come too, if you want,” says Niall, standing up.

“I wouldn’t be caught dead at a vampire bar,” Liam scoffs, standing up as well. “Wait. Fuck.”

...or, boarding school students Niall and Harry chance a trip to the local vampire bar.”

let’s talk about making love by istajmaal

““That’s my name, baby, I’m Louis.” The voice on the phone inhales sharply, then says, “Gonna take my cock now, princess?”

Harry lets out a high-pitched mhmm and shudders as he pulls his fingers out of his hole, groping for the vibrator. “Nice to meet you,” he says, feeling a bit dizzy with how hard his untouched cock is.

Louis is just a simple phone sex line operator, but to Harry, he's Daddy.“”

loving you is free by @littlelouishiccups

“Louis is a workaholic record label CEO who hasn't been on a date in nearly a year. Niall and Liam make an account for him on a sugar dating website as a joke. And then Louis meets Harry.”

laundry room by beautlouis 

“The third Wednesday of the new year, Louis finds himself in the laundry room, just as he was the last Wednesday and the one before that. He’s doing pretty well with his New Year’s resolution. The only problem so far is the company he finds in the laundry room. It seems that it’s just him and one other boy who’ve chosen late Wednesday nights as prime laundry-doing time. That wouldn’t be a problem except for who the other boy is.

He’s seen this boy around; it’s hard to miss the long-legged, long-haired dream that lives in Louis’ complex. He likes to wear very sheer shirts and very high boots; he is incredibly fucking gorgeous and yeah, Louis’ noticed him but he’s never spoken to him. Until tonight, apparently.

[Louis and Harry are both students living in the same apartment complex. They end up having the same laundry night and time. Louis can't stop staring at Harry and he can't figure out why Harry consistently points out Louis’ inside-out shirts, and his untied shoes, and messy hair. Enter slow burn-ish flirting, banter, awkwardness, and a lot of laundry.]”

lead me out on the moonlit floor by @scrunchyharry and @beauxbatonslouis

“In all honesty, Harry was long forgotten, cast aside by a dimpled stranger and too much champagne. He was almost glad, now, that Harry hadn’t come, because he wouldn’t have met this stranger, this tall man who could make his heart flutter with a single glance. 

Victorian!AU where Louis is a wealthy lord throwing a masquerade ball for his birthday and Harry is a toymaker who's only confident when he's wearing a mask.”

let our hearts collide by @crinkle-eyed-boo

““Liam is in a coma.” “Yeah, we can see that,” the father says, throwing his hands in the air. “God, this is the most depressing Christmas ever,” the blonde sister mutters. “His vital signs are strong,” Dr. Higgins assures them. “Brain waves are good–” “Brain waves?” the mother wails, taking Liam’s hand in hers. “Oh my God!” “How did this happen?” the father demands. “Um, he was pushed from the platform at the subway station,” Harry pipes up. The entire family turns to look at him, confused. Harry shrinks back, wishing he could have just kept his big mouth shut. “Who’s this?” the father asks, pointing at him. “Um, I’m Harry–” he starts. “He’s Liam’s fiancé!” Jade adds helpfully from where she stands by the door. Every jaw in the room drops, including Harry’s. Oh, shit. Shit shit shit. What?

When Harry, a lonely transit worker, saves the life of the handsome commuter he's been secretly pining for, an innocent mistake results in Liam Payne's family believing that Harry is engaged to their son. In the Paynes, Harry finds the big family he's always longed for...and a love he never saw coming.

A While You Were Sleeping AU”

lemon eyes by @turnyourankle

“It's not proper for omegas to mess around with alphas before finding their bondmate. But Harry doesn't give a damn what's proper and fully intends on getting as much experience as he can before even trying to find one. As far as he's concerned, the right alpha won't care, and he'll have some fun on the way.

And who better to start with than Louis Tomlinson, the alpha with the worst reputation on campus?”

like how your hands feel me up and down by ballsdeepinjesus

““How do I look?” Harry asks lowly. He turns around and gestures towards the unzipped back of his skirt for him to help. Louis stumbles forward and places a cold hand on the exposed side of Harry’s stomach, steadying him while he pulls the zipper up the rest of the way. He pushes Harry back into the dressing room and stands behind him in front of the mirror. “It’s -- you’re tight,” Louis chokes. “It’s tight, I mean. It’s. Yes.” His hand is curved around his hip now, squeezing lightly.

“Tight’s good, right?” Harry murmurs, batting his eyelashes. He almost can’t believe himself.

“Very good,” Louis grunts.

[louis works in a halloween shop and harry needs a costume]”

my pleasure (to make you mine) by @zanniscaramouche

““Think about it.” Niall raises an eyebrow at him before amiably leading the interrupting customer to the other side of the store.

And the thing is, even a day later, Harry's done nothing but think about piercing his nipples.

Harry decides to get his nipples pierced. Louis is the piercing artist with a smile that breaks every rule of the universe.”

my service, your pleasure by @hershelsue

“Harry moves in with Louis, his childhood best friend. He had always enjoyed doing things for him, never putting much thought into it. What happens when they're in the same space all the time and Harry can't keep his hands to himself? Surely, his adoration bursts at the seams and a very suspicious Louis tries his best to keep up.”

milk kinship by @jaerie

“Harry had aspired to become a wet nurse since first learning about the honored and respected tradition when he was a teenager. The first documentary he’d seen had been detailed and brutally honest and Harry had still fallen in love with the idea. It’s origins were rooted in highly regarded positions of the royal staff and were credited in playing a role in the lives of some of the most famous children in history. There were medically trained wet nurses and other milk services for mothers unable to feed their babies, but true wet nurse nannies could only be afforded by the rich and famous. The glamorous life appealed to Harry even if his understanding of his role changed to a more realistic view over time. As a starry eyed kid, that was where he wanted to be.

Or Harry is a wet nurse and isn't allowed to have an alpha. He may or may not break his vows.”

make tea, not war by @whateverdelusional and @popsongnation

“"Is he the messiest?"

"Yes."

"Does he do the washing up?"

"Never."

"Does he make his bed?"

"Never."

"Hopeless, hopeless flatmate. Would you rather be with one of these guys?"

"Nope!"

Or: Louis attempts to become a better flatmate, much to Harry's dismay.”

masterpiece by @rainbowsandlovehl

“Harry stared at his phone for five minutes, waiting for a response before giving up. He scrolled through instagram for a while but nothing caught his fancy. He sighed deeply, glancing up for a second before looking at his phone again then blinked. Wait a second... Harry’s head snapped up quickly and he did a double take because this guy surely hadn’t been there the last time Harry had checked the place. No, this person was new and beautiful and different and Harry was pretty sure he was openly gaping at him.

Harry is unwillingly dragged to an art gallery by Niall and his evening turns out better than he expected when he meets Louis. Featuring bad pickup lines and ample flirting.”

meow or never by velvetnoodle (goldfishsunglasses)

“Harry is having a terrible, no good, very bad day.

He’s holed himself up in the back of the university library, stealing an entire sofa for himself. The fact that no one has said anything to him about it just goes to show how much his feelings must be on display. That’s nothing new; Harry’s always worn his heart on his sleeve. And cried easily. Not that he’s crying yet, but he’s close. It’s been a right shit day, and Harry just wants to go back to his room and bury his face in Evie’s soft fur. Unfortunately, he no longer has that luxury.

When Harry is forced to choose between getting kicked out of student housing or giving up his cat, a moment of self-pity leads to the discovery of a third, and much more appealing, option”

my things aren’t the only thing you’ve stolen by beautyhaz

“Harry thinks he's gone insane when things begin to go missing at school and only one boy knows where they are. It turns into more than he expects.”

midnight memories by grand buzz

“Louis Tomlinson is the successful author of several children's books. Those books happen to be the favourites of Eve Styles, Harry’s six year old daughter. Never one to deny her anything, he takes her to a book signing where Louis will also be reading an excerpt from his new book

Of course, Harry doesn't expect to fall in love with the author whose books he reads every night--but that's exactly what happens.“

make him want to sin by @becomeawendybird

“The stranger’s sharp gaze landed on him immediately, the eye contact shattering through Harry’s defenses. For the first time in his life, Harry had an instantaneous reaction to someone. The man stared down at him with interest, like he wanted to take Harry apart and put him back together again, piece by piece. Harry wanted that more than anything, and he wanted it right now. It took every ounce of strength he had ever possessed to not drop down to his knees instinctively.

All from one glance.

Harry is a curatorial assistant at the London Museum of Natural History, on the day of the big annual gala he catches a glimpse of someone unexpected.”

thank you to all the authors for creating wonderful fics! you’re all so talented and valued. :)

[pissbuddys]

self ship omo thoughts

-letting your fav hold and squeeze your hand when theyre desperate and in pain, maybe even helping them hold if youre comfortable with that kind of contact

-holding your desperate fav during a long car ride, assuring them you'll be able to stop soon, offering them a towel or holding a bottle for them if they really cant hold it, shielding them from others views

-being the only one your bladdershy fav is comfortable peeing around, rubbing their bladder and helping them relax when they cant go

-helping them change after an accident, conforting them and running them a bath and making them a warm beverage to help them calm down, just being there for them the rest of the night

[morvantmortuary]

Hi, Rae! Hope this finds you well & warm! Whenever you have time, if you're willing (and find this interesting) - in the spirit of winter, how do the Morvants take to cold weather?

What hot beverage do they each prefer? And who makes the best hot cocoa vs. coffee vs. tea vs. hot toddy/mulled wine?

Who makes the best fires in the fireplace?

Who likes or hates when it snows (albeit infrequently)?

Assuming the house cooperates, who prefers a long, hot shower vs. a long, hot soak in a bath? (Do they like company for extra warmth...? Or solitude with their thoughts?)

Feel free to pick & choose, or ignore all of these for whatever you want! Either way, I'm excited to learn more about my fav mortuary trio ☺️

Thanks, as always, for your consideration!

(AW NORA these questions are so cute!! I love them, thank you for thinking to send them this way!! :3

under the cut bc predictably, they got long:

On the weather in general:

Maxi doesn't really mind cold weather, as it tends to make his work a bit easier in a lot of ways - if a body is found late, it won't be as much of a mess for him to try to restore, as opposed to the Louisiana summers where even a couple hours later can mean he's dealing with a much worse situation in terms of the state of decay. :'D Plus, it means he can wear his suits much more comfortably as he goes about his day when he has to handle wakes and clients and whatnot. The only thing he really dislikes is when he has to leave you alone in your bed when he gets up to open the Mortuary, because he is terribly attached to your warmth.

Hector hates cold weather. Hates it. He was always a summer child (despite being a Libra), and when he moved to Nogales when he was a teenager, he nearly entirely lost his ability to deal with even remotely cool winters. He already wears his hoodie most of the time around the House because he runs cooler than Maxi, so having to bundle up even more is just a pain. He doesn't like having to get up and leave you in the morning, he doesn't like having to shoot outside when it's cold, and he doesn't like having to get back into a cold bed at night because it takes so long to warm up. Expect him to be grumpier than normal until he gets his first cup of something warm in the morning. As the Christmas person of the bunch, his mood improves significantly when he gets to decorate for that/in the days leading up to it, but come January he's back to being slightly grumpy and come February he's very close to losing his mind.

Rora, truthfully, forgets she runs the coldest of the three because it's her new normal, and at times forgets that weather is a thing, because her body doesn't? React to weather like it should, anymore?? It's not unusual for her to come downstairs in December in sleeveless dresses, only for Maxi and Hector to both look at her in their hoodies/sweaters/sweater vest (in Maxi's case) and Rora go "Ah. Yes. Right." and add another layer and some socks. Maxi occasionally has to chase her down when clients are over and throw a cardigan at her, at least, when she's walking to the kitchen in just shorts and a camisole after working in her room all day on a project, or Hector forcing a hat on her when she tries to go sell her taxidermy dioramas in just a light jean jacket over her clothes She probably honestly notices it most when she has to take care of her plants/winterize her garden, and then she's just kind of irritated more than actively annoyed.

On hot beverages:

Maxi usually sticks with his typical cafe au lait - he can make it basically while still half asleep now, he’s done it since he was thirteen - but when he has you around, or he’s feeling particularly like treating himself, he’ll either make a classic hot cocoa or a London Fog for the both of you. If it’s an acceptably late hour, he’ll make a traditional hot toddy (tea and whiskey with some honey). He makes the best hot toddies in the sense that you won’t hate yourself when you wake up for work the next morning.

Hex makes his favorite kind of hot chocolate like his mama used to make with cinnamon, cayenne pepper, and cream to give it more dimension. He’ll definitely make some for you (and the rest of the House if they’re around), but he’ll more often than not just make this for himself at least twice a day when it’s really cold, as a Little Treat. It is arguably god-level hot chocolate, and definitely the best of the three, but it’s so rich that you’ll wonder just what kind of sweet tooth he’s packing to be able to drink it twice in one day (and the answer is A Big One).

Rora will usually just stick with tea - she’ll drink coffee or hot chocolate if the boys are making it, but she usually just has an electric kettle that gets constant use. She doesn’t always remember that she made the tea when she’s working, meaning she sometimes picks it up and drinks it when it’s quite cold (but might drink it anyway because who cares, really). She makes hot toddies that will get you good and plastered because they lack the restraint of Maxi’s, and she’s definitely the mulled wine expert in the House, but you won’t be doing much the day after. They only break that out for big holidays or the days they really need the distraction.

On fires:

Maxi can take fires or leave them, tbh. He doesn’t always like messing with the fireplace in the client foyer (he’s always the one who has to clean it after and there’s some former experiments of Rora’s that are very territorial about the flue) so he’d just as soon curl up with a heated blanket, or a toasty ghost (a ghost plushie that you can heat in the microwave like a hot water bottle, all the Morvants have one). If you really wanted a fire for the #aesthetic, he’d indulge you, but he’s more inclined to trap you in a blanket with some sort of warming element and watch tv or read until you both dose off. (Plus, a blanket provides more coverage for... other things, if you’re both careful and quiet and no one’s around.)

Hex likes fires - he appreciates how the light interacts with the ghosts in the House, and the spectral essence of everyone else. Maxi always gets annoyed when he uses the old fireplace, though and he usually wiggles out of cleaning it anyway so he prefers a good fire in a pit in the backyard behind the garden, further back on the property. He’ll happily pull some lawn chairs and old blankets out and bring out the good liquor, so everyone can just hang out under the relative darkness of the sky. His favorite kind of night is just chatting away in front of a fire about anything and nothing - everyone’s welcome to join, but if it’s just the two of you, even better. Maybe just... don’t squint too hard at the fire pit itself, actually. Especially not around the bottom, where things tend to get... left behind, when they can’t use the crematorium for whatever reason.

Rora loves fires, but hasn’t been allowed around fire-building implements since the Arson Incident of ‘98, so she just sticks with blankets. She has a collection of very luxurious ones in her room, soft and furry and silky and in jewel tones, that she’d be more than happy to share with you, if you wanted to retire somewhere quiet for conversation and other things. She doesn’t quite remember she always needs blankets, if she’s working on her own, so she wouldn’t mind at all if you brought one to put around her shoulders while she’s working in her room or spy her reading without one on the couch.

On snow:

Honestly, all three Morvants share my hatred of snow to varying degrees. Sure, it’s nice for the first couple of hours, or even the first day, where it’s pretty and soft and undisturbed - but after that, it’s just a pain in the ass. Maxi has to make sure to scrape off/salt all the stairs and ramps to the Mortuary so they don’t ice over, and that usually also extends to the parking lot as well (can’t have anyone breaking a hip and expiring on their way to bid farewell to their dearly departed), Rora gets pissed because it kills/shocks her flowers and makes it hell to work in her workshop with how cold her materials get, and Hector just hates snow in general. He avoids the parts of the world that have snow, because it makes white balancing his shoots a hassle and makes quick getaways so much more complicated than they need to be.

Maxi will be the most inclined to entertain a snowball fight or building a snowman, though it’ll be more for your sake than his own enjoyment.

If you throw snow at Rora, she will consider it an act of war and respond accordingly.

Hector will be doing his damnedest not to go outside at all. No, not even for sledding down the slope-y-er parts of the property. Have you seen ghosts in snow?? It’s not pretty, despite what you’d expect.

Honestly the quickest way to bring the Morvants to violence against one another is to throw snow at one of them and blame it on another.

Just be advised blood might be drawn and you might have to physically confine them to opposite corners of the House.

They will then only apologize to one another if you bring each of them hot chocolate and say it’s from the person they think started it.

And even then, everyone’s on thin ice (*ba dum tssh*) until the snow melts.

On hot baths, hot showers, and company:

Maxi is usually a hot shower kind of person to begin with, but doubly so as soon as things get cold. He usually takes his in the morning before work, so he’d be disinclined to wake you -- but if you both wanted to take one before bed, he definitely wouldn’t mind. He’s someone who always appreciates company, even if it doesn’t lead to anything more than just flirting with soap or washing one another’s hair.

Hex loves to dwell in baths, sometimes with crystals/herbs/other magical trappings for a purpose and sometimes just to feel more centered in his own skin especially if he’s had to channel someone recently, as we’ll hear more about in his arc. He’ll spend a good long time in there with his thoughts (and occasionally seeing if he can use the bathwater to scry), but if you wanted to keep him company, he’d appreciate that too. Expect to be spoiled with floral-scented oils and refills of hot water whenever you want, among other things.

Rora is complicated, as always: she’s fastidiously clean, but she doesn’t always like to be in the shower or the bath for too long because it sometimes causes her to dissociate - too many reminders this body isn’t actually hers. She might not be inclined to bathe with you, but she will happily draw you a bath and take her time washing your hair and skin to warm you up. Her favorite part is after, when she can towel you off and treat you to some of her favorite lotions, or offer to do your nails along with hers. Eventually, she might get comfortable enough to join you, but even then she would want to focus more on you than let you focus on her.

Thanks again for all these thoughtful questions, babe, and thanks for your patience in my answering them! <3 Sending you cozy vibes from our neck of the woods :D)

[gremlin-named-kas]

Do them all. Do it do it

Oh fuck me

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Absolutely (it's my gf)

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Fuck no

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yeap

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Damn right it is.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Sadly no

6. What are you excited for?

Eventually moving in with my gf.

7. What happened tonight?

Lol nothing. Came from work. Been watching futurama and random scary shit on youtube. Gonna smoke soon.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

I wouldn't say disgusting. Everyone deserves to get wasted every now and then.

9. Is confidence cute?

Yes but over confidence is gross

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Arizona Green Tea

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Not including parents, 1.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

All my jeans are skinny jeans.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Either be at work, play some video games, or get stoned and watch a horror movie

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Idk prob food or gas.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Why yes. Yes I am.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Clothes? Absolutely. As a person hopefully for the better.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My girlfriend @septempermental

18. The last time you felt broken?

Truly broken? Several years ago.

19. Have you had sex today?

Nope.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Uh no?

21. Are you in a good mood?

Currently yes.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Have before. On purpose and on accident.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Honestly that's a good question that I don't know. But I don't think so. I think my eye color is unique to my family.

24. What do you want right this second?

I wanna get through all these fucking questions

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I'd be upset prob.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yes and no. Still got some pink in my hair but covid hair has really tried to grow out the pink.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Fuck no.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

I think today at work. Ill be honest. I got shit memory so I don't fucking know what it was.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Oh absolutely. My gf and I are long distance. Miss the fuck out of her.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Everybody? No. It always depends on what someone did.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Nah, he just got a little too drunk on our first date for me to continue it.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Absolutely she does. Love ya babe

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Nah had a coke the other day.

34. Listening to?

Easier to just link my playlist.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1KWmFBITDwnkXfc8pTEOh8?si=ocglWqFHQKG7FfD-uvlqhA

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Dh5vWshjAqCEwNXzLyBTg?si=gjsUnjBGSembQLJMVZ_O-g

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Prob haven't since college.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Prob in her bed or in her living room.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

38. Who did you last call?

My gf.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

My gf. But not for long (I was being an idiot)

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I love her.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Good fucking question.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Nah one live across the country from me. The other has covid.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Oh absolutely

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I don't go out of my way to tan. Don't wanna get my tats faded

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Nope.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Not last night.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

A robocaller/spam call

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Nah got roommates.

49. Do you dance in the car?

Dance? No. Belt out singing? YES

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes. Used to go to ren fest all the time.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

A buddy took a portrait of me while we were urban exploring.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Nah I love them.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Can be depending on your situation.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

The one my gf makes. It's an apple pie.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Pokemon Master, pro skateboarder, pro gamer

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Absolutely.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Yeap

60. Wear slippers?

Nope

61. Wear a bath robe?

Nope

62. What do you wear to bed?

Underwear

63. First concert?

Rob Thomas. (Not by choice. First by choice was Foo Fighters)

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target

65. Nike or Adidas?

Vans.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Hot Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Neither. Can't eat nuts or seeds.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Haven't really listen to Tswift enough to have a fav song. Have seen her live tho. She's really good live.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Never.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

What ever makes them happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yep.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Nah too dumb

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Nope.

74. What is your favorite book?

Perks of Being a wallflower

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With. But can't have lyrics. Lofi and orchestra soundtracks from movies.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Haven't in a while. But used to.

77. Ever been in love?

Currently am.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

TSSF, NoFx, MGK, Green Day, Rage against the machine, too many more to count.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Colorado Punk band In the Whale. They are fucking fantastic. Highly recommend them.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Cold

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Sugar.

83. Can you swim well?

Absolutely. Surf every now and then too.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yep

85. Are you patient?

I hope so.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Band

87. Ever won a contest?

Nothing major.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives?

I don't like olives

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Uh who gives a shit. You do you.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room? Where else would you have one?

92. Do you want to get married?

Yes.

[drowning-in-daiya]

Hey, I’m glad someone is writing about these characters to show some love 😤. Would it be okay to request William boyfriend scenarios, such as him without you, what he thinks about you, when you’re on your rag(period), dates, stuff like that you know. It doesn’t have to be long. Who are you’re fav characters in BC? mine are: Julius, William, Yami, Noelle, Asta, Mereo-sama 😎

Hey! So I did headcannons first because they were a bit quicker (and I didn’t have much inspiration for an actual scenario). But! I got some ideas as I was writing so hopefully in the next couple of days I’ll be getting each one out! 

And my favorites are William and Patri (as if it wasn’t obvious lol) as well as Rill, Luck, Raia, and Noelle. Honestly though I absolutely love pretty much every character (there are a few I’d deck in a second but that’s not for here). 

I hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading! 

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Without you

There’s not really an outward difference in how he behaves or what he does when you’re not around; he’s pretty busy as a captain and then after everything with the elves he becomes even busier so it’s easy to stay distracted as he goes about his work.

 It really starts to hit him when there’s a lull in work and no one else is around. If you’re gone overnight or, worse, multiple nights he becomes pretty lonely, missing the warmth he’s grown used to feeling in bed. For as long as you’re gone he’ll curl up on your side of the bed, your pillow hugged against his chest in order to gain some bit of comfort.

What he thinks about you

You’ve become another important person in his life, someone else who has accepted him despite what he thinks are flaws about himself

Sometimes thinks you must be part angel or something because he just can’t understand how you’re willing to be with him when he looks like that (completely his words, you always tell him you think he’s the best looking man you’ve ever seen) and how he almost destroyed the kingdom

When you’re on your period

Is pretty sensitive to your mood changes, so even if you try to hide the fact that you feel like you’re dying, he knows. He becomes even more attentive (how the hell that’s possible you don’t know), sometimes asking if there’s anything he can do for you, but more often than not just going ahead and doing it.

Need more tea/coffee/whatever your favorite beverage is? A fresh cup is set in front of you before the last sip is even taken.

Requests your favorite foods to be made for dinner; if you like sweets he stocks up on whatever it is and has them ready for you at the slightest hint that you’re craving them.

He tries to make sure he has time on your worst days to draw a bath, lavender oil and whatever else you like during your soaks at the ready. He washes you both down, taking extra time to knead any sore spots you may have and then walks you to the tub, settling your already relaxing body between his legs. The whole time he’s trailing his fingers through your hair or up and down your arms.

Bath sex sometimes happens as a result; he’s completely willing and loves to pleasure you during your period and since you’re already in the bath why not?

Dates

A lot of date activities will depend on you and your whims as he’s kind of passive, especially in the beginning, since he just doesn’t have the experience.

 If you like shopping he happily lets you pull him along to all kinds of different shops; he adores the excited look you get when you find something you like and always stores what it is in the back of his mind to get for you later if you don’t get it yourself.

Exploring the common realm and the unique atmosphere and crowds each town produces is another fun activity; you two always discover some new eatery, café, or bar and sometimes there’s public entertainment or even small festivals you get to experience together.

He does have a couple of favorite things you two do like walking the grounds of headquarters or even finding some trails in a wooded area (birds literally flock to him sometimes he’s a literal Disney princess).

Loves to just spend time with you inside as well; reading dates are a good way to relax and enjoy each other’s presence and even if you’re not much of a reader, he likes reading out loud to you and finds it adorable if you end up falling asleep.

[birchbloom]

How to Add Magick Into Everyday Life

-Glamour magick

-Spell your toothbrush

-Spell a candle

-Try out dream magick

-Grow plants

-Read Tarot

-Leave spell sachets around your room/house

-Spell a piece of jewelry that you wear daily

-Spell a bath bomb

-Draw sigils on yourself (personal fav)

-Start a Grimoire/Book of Shadows and carry it with you

-Meditate daily

-Light spelled incense

-Do your makeup/eyeshadow based on the sign the moon is in (personal fav)

-Practice kitchen magick

-Keep a crystal with an intended purpose in your pocket/bag

-Paint your nails with color magick

-Spell your morning coffee/tea/beverage

-Cleanse your space as often as possible

-Create a magickal routine for the week to help try and fit in more time for magick

-Emoji spells

Know in your heart that you don't have to practice every single day to be a witch

[alraz]

gojo from jujutsu kaisen is bathing in monster energy

[rottenxroses]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

-Yes 😏

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

-Ewk no. Ex for a reason.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

-No 😒

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

-Depends on the person.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

-Yes 😍

6. What are you excited for?

-For quarantine to be over 🥺

7. What happened tonight?

-It’s morning so nothing yet!

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

-I mean, I’m all down for fun and games but if you’re “that bitch” at the party, it’s more embarrassing than disgusting

9. Is confidence cute?

-to an extent.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

-coffee 🤤

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

-1.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

-jeans? What are those??? We’ve been locked up home for a little over a month so...

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

- prolly play games 😬

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

-AMAZON

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

- lol I’m married to the last person I kissed, and will forever kiss 🥰

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

-I hope! Always room for change and improvement

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

-my mom.

18. The last time you felt broken?

-not in awhile.

19. Have you had sex today?

-wouldn’t you like to know 😏

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

-friends don’t last.

21. Are you in a good mood?

-content

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

-sure! Why not?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

-nope

24. What do you want right this second?

- a nap 😪

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

-I’d be devastated? Lol

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

- sorta, growing it out

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

- hell no, laughing is key

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

-my son farted and laughed about it lol

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

-yes, my mother in law everyday, she was very dear to me.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

-no.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

-no lol

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

-yes he does!

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

-on occasion I do, I rarely drink soda

34. Listening to?

- some baby show for my son

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

-yes, grocery lists lol

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

-enjoying sleep 😒

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

-yes!

38. Who did you last call?

- my mama

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

-my son and niece

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

-because I love him? Lol

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

- my nephews birthday

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

-no, wish i could 😰

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

-always. Lmao

44. Do you tan in the nude?

-I don’t tan, so no. Lol

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

-no? What kind of questions are these???

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

-yeah, my son who didn’t want to sleep 😞

47. Who was the last person to call you?

-my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?

-sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?

-yeah!

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

-yes! I’m pretty good at it.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

-pssssh who knows

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

-yah.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

-YES.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

🤤🤤🤤

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

-none, I like pumpkin 🤤

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

-ballerina, a vet, and tattoo artist.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

-yis

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

-on occasion

59. Take a vitamin daily?

-no but I totally should

60. Wear slippers?

-I live in my slippers

61. Wear a bath robe?

-sometimes

62. What do you wear to bed?

-baggy t-shirt and pj pants

63. First concert?

-Green Day

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

-TARGET OWNS MY SOUL

65. Nike or Adidas?

-ewk neither

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

-ewk

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

-sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

-you’re hilarious.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

-yes!

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

-truck driver! Because he’s in school for it.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

-many things this tongue can do 😏

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

-never went into one so negative.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

-yes!

74. What is your favorite book?

-I can’t begin to list, I have so many favs.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

-with, when it’s on low

76. Regularly burn incense?

-omg yes

77. Ever been in love?

- I am. 🥰

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

-Korn 😭

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Journey and the doobie brothers

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

-hot

81. Tea or coffee?

-coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

-chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well?

-yes! I was on a swim team for 5 years.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

-yes? Lol

85. Are you patient?

-not at all.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

-DJ

87. Ever won a contest?

-yes!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

-no, I believe in natural beauty.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

-ewk.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

-go for it! Have fun and be safe!

91. Best room for a fireplace?

- living room

92. Do you want to get married?

- I’m just gonna not answer this one.

[dominant-strawberry]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? FUCK YA 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? YES 3. Have you taken someones virginity? NO 4. Is trust a big issue for you? YES 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? NO 6. What are you excited for? SLEEP 7. What happened tonight? NO SLEEP 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? NO 9. Is confidence cute? YES 10. What is the last beverage you had? WATER 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? NOT MANY 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? YES 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? HANG OUT WITH MY FAV PERSON 14. What are you going to spend money on next?  NO IDEA 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? YES 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? YES 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? MY MOM 18. The last time you felt broken? TODAY 19. Have you had sex today? NO 20. Are you starting to realize anything? YES 21. Are you in a good mood? IDK 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? YES 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? YES 24. What do you want right this second? MY DAD 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? OK 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? NO 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? NO 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? THE PHANTOM IN MC 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? YES 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? YES 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? NO 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? YES 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? NO 34. Listening to? STILL COUNTING-VOLBEAT 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? YES 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? YES 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? NO 38. Who did you last call? MY GIRL 39. Who was the last person you danced with? MY SISTER 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I LOVE HER 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A WHILE AGO 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? NO 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? YES 44. Do you tan in the nude? NO 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? NO 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? NO 47. Who was the last person to call you? MY GIRL 48. Do you sing in the shower? YES 49. Do you dance in the car? YES 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? YES 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? SCHOOL PICS 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO 53. Is Christmas stressful? YES 54. Ever eat a pierogi? TF IS THAT 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? APPLE 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? “FAST GIRL” 57. Do you believe in ghosts? YES 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? YES 59. Take a vitamin daily? YES 60. Wear slippers? NO 61. Wear a bath robe? NO 62. What do you wear to bed? SHIRT 63. First concert? NONE 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? WAL MART 65. Nike or Adidas? ADIDAS 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? CHEETOS 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? PEANUTS 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? LOVE STORY 69. Ever take dance lessons? NO 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? LOVING ME 71. Can you curl your tongue? YES 72. Ever won a spelling bee? HELL NAH 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? YES 74. What is your favorite book? GOLDEN BOY 75. Do you study better with or without music? WITH 76. Regularly burn incense? NO 77. Ever been in love? YES 78. Who would you like to see in concert? ADAM GONTIER 79. What was the last concert you saw? NONE 80. Hot tea or cold tea? COLD 81. Tea or coffee? TEA 82. Favorite type of cookie? SUGER 83. Can you swim well? YES 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? YES 85. Are you patient? HUH? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ 87. Ever won a contest? YES 88. Ever have plastic surgery? NO 89. Which are better black or green olives? GREEN 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? IDC 91. Best room for a fireplace? ROOM 92. Do you want to get married IDK

[theidlewitch]

Spookywood Witch Shop Neighborhood Witchy Tag

I watched Rhia Sage’s most recent youtube video which was a tag. I don’t have a youtube so I’m doing it here!

1. What is your name?

Sage

 2. Where are you from; where do you live now?

South Carolina; Pennsylvania

 3. What is your witchy tradition/practice? I.e., what kind of witch are you?

a lazy one 😂

 4. What’s been your favorite witchy experience thus far?

When I celebrated Litha a few years ago. I was in front of my fairy window. I went all out with a small breakfast feast, took in the sun, and did a ritual. It was the most magical.

 5. Fav part about being a witch?

Feeling nature’s soul

 6. Least fav part?

Not sticking to a theme and being all over the place with my studies. But that’s a personal matter I need to deal with

 7. Are you a solitary practitioner, or are you in a coven?

Solitary for sure

 8. What’s your zodiac?

Virgo

 9. Personality type (Meyer’s Briggs)?

ISFJ

 10. Fav childhood memory?

Feeling carefree and that growing up would take forever

 11. Top 5 current fav songs/artists?

Top artist right now, definitely AJR

So songs:

Turning Out

Sober Up

Bang!

Pretender

Weak

12. 3 movie recommendations?

Really enjoyed Frozen 2, Hot Summer Night, Little Women

 13. Fav color?

Pink!

14. Most embarrassing moment?

There are a few!

15. What hobbies are you interested in?

Writing, reading, d&d, animal crossing

 16. What’s something you wish people knew about you?

I’m not as incapable as people think I am

 17. Fav majickal plant / oil/ animal?

Rosemary, is that cliché?

18. Witchy icon?

Rhia Sage or Ember Honeyraven.

 19. Celeb icon?

Stevie Nicks

 20. Fav YouTube channel?

Spookywoodwitch, ember honeyraven, readbyzoe

 21. Fav type of majick?

Divination

 22. 5 words to describe you?

Caring, kind, princess, anxious, and optimistic (sometimes)

 23. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

I have no idea. I don’t think that far ahead, I don’t want to be disappointed

 24. Pet peeve? Or witchy pet peeve?

People who think they’re better because of different life experiences/ how they were raised.

 25. What kind of coffee do you order?

Iced. Usually vanilla latte

 26. Last received text message?

He’s such a little goober omgggg (about my dog)

 27. Worst fear?

Dying

 28. Ideal death/funeral?

Of course in my sleep. And funeral, I want people to have fun and speak of good memories of me/ good times we had. But I want it to be like a party outside with good music.

 29. Most memorable paranormal experience?

Haven’t had a whole lot. So probably when I saw ghost when I was kid. Which is why I can’t handle those types of movies now as an adult

 30. Go-to alcoholic beverage?

At home- blue ridge glitter wine

Out- Margarita

 31. Fav snack?

Grapes!

 32. Fav high school memory?

It was a little after high school, actually. But when me and a bunch of friends went and explored the grounds of an old insane asylum at night. It’s torn down now but the energy radiating off that place was wicked

 33. Any tattoos? If so, what of?

5. two harry potter quotes- one on my right wrist and one on my left arm. Tea set on top of books on the side of my right leg, pumpkinbow on the back of my left ankle. Navi from Legend of Zelda on my right shoulder. And I want so many more!

 34. Fav piece of jewelry?

My promise ring. The band looks like branches and it holds a raw diamond. Stunning, really.

 35. Fav incense?

N/A can’t use it 😭

36. Witchy goal?

To be a more active one

37. Do you believe in natural-born witches?

Umm, I never really thought about it to be honest.

38. Fav fantasy creature?

Mermaids, hands down

39. How do you self care?

Face masks and baths!

40. Ideal vacation?

An easily obtainable one? Savannah, Georgia. I used to live and it was stunning.

41. Advice for new or interested witches?

Research, research. Write down everything, learn as much as you can. Never stop learning.

[occultdigest]

a to g for cult force five?

Ooooo hardmode here lol (under a readmore)

Alignment

-Dogcatcher is “Chaotic Good”

-The Hog is “True Neutral”

-Tallahassee is “Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good” (she flip flops as a heel and a face, what can I say)

-Beast Bush is “Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good”

-Beelzebiker is “Chaotic Neutral/Lawful Evil”

Beverage

-Dogcatcher either likes really bitter coffee or a very soft earl grey tea, no in between. She likes bitter tastes to get her ready for the day and softer gentler tastes to relax

-The Hog likes coffee (lots of cream and sugar) and really bad beer. He’s a big coffee drinker anyways and he doesn’t like fancy alcohol.

-Tallahassee loooooves any drink that’s chocolatey, especially chocolate soda or spicy hot chocolate. Her dad runs a concessions stand company for events back in her home town of Mexico City, Mexico and he’s a master of the chocolate soda.

-Beast Bush loves orange juice, bad beer, and coffee. Orange juice is refreshing and healthy, bad beer is a good taste for murderin’, and coffee keeps you going through the day.

-Beelzebiker likes whiskey and White Russians and maybe coffee but incredibly bitter coffee, it reminds him of days spent as a living person.

Co-Habitate

-Dogcatcher lives on her own currently above a gun shop run by an old friend! She can live with other people as long as they stick to the usual “respectful roommate rules”

The Hog lives alone in a very small cramped apartment, just how he likes it. He’s very gregarious but he also prefers his alone time. He shares his apartment with a guinea pig named “Porky”

-Tallahassee lives in a fancy penthouse apartment, perfect for parties or spreading all your gym equipment in the living room so everyone can see you work out. She often has people over to her place since she has the biggest house/home.

-Beast Bush lives with her girlfriend in an equally tiny apartment like The Hog and both of them are pretty messy but decent. She also (somehow) owns a very secluded cabin in the woods for her slasher activities and her weapon workshop.

-Beelzebiker’s home is the open road/or a giant lava pit, depends if he’s on Earth or not that week….

Decor

-Dogcatcher’s home (save the few ugly but well-loved sofas) looks like an office from Law and Order. A little dusty and scattered but very official.

-The Hog has a pretty average bachelor apartment, save for his few Tom of Finland pieces and a very big guinea pig run (he’s a good owner)

-Tallahassee’s home looks very much like a 50′s movie star pad, except with LOTS of wrestling memorablia, some she’s collected, most of which she’s earned

-Beast Bush’s apartment is COVERED in horror/action/grindhouse posters and old VHSs, as well as photos of her, her gf, and people she’s met! Other than that, it’s a messy college dorm-style apartment…

-Beelzebiker lives in Hell

Escape

-Dogcatcher loooooves spa days.  She loves taking long baths and reading (her fav books are bad romances)

-The Hog likes working at his normal job at the leather shop! If he’s not working, he destresses by playing with his pet or watching TV

-Tallahassee likes parties or working out. She gets… very intense and spirited when it’s time for weightlifting

-Beast Bush loooooves to chill and watch movies . Her big destressor is just doing normal things like shopping and going out with friends! She keeps the Beast Bush/BeBe personas separate and it’s all good.

-Beelzebiker sometimes relaxes by sleeping in lava and tar pits in Hell and that’s about it.

Fluff

-Dogcatcher is a sap for good romance

-The Hog is big on tiny little animals. He really just likes things that are small and fluffy

-Tallahassee is a mess for fanfare. She likes getting her fans excited and inspired!

-Beast Bush was answered previously!

-Beelzebiker doesn’t have too much, but when he was still alive he cared a lot about his mom…