#zatanna said no tho

[an-entity-i-think]

Okay so you know the drill,, there's a gala! Wow Bruce Wayne is so dreamy 😍 he's a whore 🥵 he's a dad 🥰 he's a- oh shit he's a hostage 😳

Everyone looks around frantic and scared but also... not really... cause ya know... this happens like every Wayne gala? Like they had to sign a slip saying that Wayne Inc isn't liable for any injuries during a possible takeover cause the Board was tired of people sneaking in just to sue after being shot by Ozzie's umbrella gun (it was just a graze 🙄) (Bruce pays for them all anyway)

But! This time Damian was in his arms when he was taken hostage! Extra collateral! How tragic! He's just a poor boy ;(

The corners have shadows of course and next thing you know- through a series of odd instances that are totally irrelevant to the story (oh his other children must be so scared! Must have hid under the tables since no one saw them,, how terribly sad) -a few of Gotham's vigilantes show up to save the day! (Is it 9 already?)

Alas! a goon (he's new, he's blue, he'll shoot himself in the shoe 🎶) gets startled and almost shoots poor defenseless Damian Wayne and oh Bruce becomes a real papa bear and slams his fist into the goons face-

"No." He practically growls- which uh Brucie can growl? A spattering of confusion goes around the room before a laughing Red Hood can be heard after checking on the goon-

"Damn! Good job papi!"

Everyone in the room pauses.

Did the Red Hood... just call Brucie Wayne Papi? The Red Hood, the anti-hero of unknown age who just recently obtained the praise of the city for taking down the recent baddie with the Gotham sirens when all the other bats seemed to be out of town?

A million ideas pass through the thoughts of the elite in attendance.

A million thoughts pass through Jason who just realized what he said after seeing that Goon Lagoon lost his front teeth.

He looks to Nightwing and in state of panic they speak to each other in a way that only panicking siblings who can't speak can share-

'You done fucked up,' Dick seems to say with a twitch of his eyebrow.

'Obviously, you stupid idiot, but how do I fix it,' Jason responds practically psychically with a tilt of his head.

Dick just looks at him in pity, and with a shake of his head, he stares into his little brother's soul with the plan

-of course nobody else hears this conversation,, everyone in the room just watches the two vigilantes stare at each other weirdly for a few seconds (theyre on complete opposite sides of the room? There is not a single shred of subtle about them having a mental conversation even if nobody knows what it's about) before a look a pure absolute disgust reveals itself across Red Hood's masked face (he threw his helmet for fun earlier in the battle not important) before settling into a neutral stiffness.

Solemnly devastated, like he's about to go off to war and his Beau will be left behind to be cared for by his evil brother who will no doubt try to take advantage of his estate,,

or like a teenager being told by an acquaintance that they found their old elementary school YouTube account with videos of them role-playing with their Littlest Pet Shop animals,,

or like when a mother writes a 12k story for her fandom during her toddlers nap time only for the child not only to wake up before expected but also somehow spill applejuice all over her laptop (the one she's had since she was a teen) shorting it and deleting the story because she didn't press save on top of being morbidly tired from lack of sleep-

He looks up and says with clarity in his voice even if it's also filled with the verbal equivalent of eating 4 lemons raw and slow- peel and all,

"That's what I call him in bed."

Everyone in The Know takes psychic damage.

The elite in the crowd do little more than nod before moving on.

Bruce just smiles big and fake and pretends like he doesn't want to die.

Red Hood looks at his gun with wistfullness, while Nightwing does an unnecessary amount of acrobatics along the chandeliers above them just to land next to him and pat him on the shoulder.

Later, an anonymous commenter spoke about hearing Damian Wayne whisper to himself, "I hate this fucking family," as Timothy Drake-Wayne (who appeared miraculously safe and sound) gave him a nod of agreement.

[nthflower]

My little baby sister today told me Barbara Batgirl and Harley Queen are girlfriends. I was cheering for her lgbt ally era but then she told me girlfriends like best friends not lovers.

Also she is becoming a DC girlie with DC superhero girls cartoon. I am taking Ls over Ls family fire.

[coffeebooh]

orion, looking straight at raquel’s p****: “this is unknown technology”

[elvesandlanterns]

Helpline part 2 “Why the hell is a child here?” Hall yelled! Constantine rolled his eyes, “Age is relative … tho even by demon standards I assume you’re rather young eh Sheila ?”

The demon pouted, “My name isn’t Sheila, I told you call me Konstelacio!”

“Right my apologies.”

Damian sneered,”Idiot.” Only to have Dick elbow him,”Don’t.”

“Now then! What do you need?” The girl crossed her arms and slowly paced by the edge of the circle.

“Wait wait hold up! What is the Infinite Realms?”

Demon girl kept on examining the circle, “Exactly what it sounds like.”

“What are you?”

“Rude”

“How old are you?”

“Depends”

“I thought this spell was supposed to be random?”

Dick groaned, “Wally-“ Zatanna put her hand up, “Hold on that actually is an important question. Why did you show up?”

The demons face contorted. “Uh because it’s my job?” Her hands coming up to her chest.

“How do you get a job like this Konstelacio ? This doesn’t exactly seem like a safe job for a kid?” Superman pondered.

She shrugged, “Eh, community service.”

The heroes gapped. Hal’s ring shone, “And what exactly does a demon have to do to be sentenced with community service?”

“None of your business!!!” The girl grew flustered shoulders tensing.

“Was it a violent crime?” Batman questioned

“That’s it I’m leaving!” She stepped closer to the middle of the circle “You humans are so rude!!!”

“Wait wait,” Constantine pleaded “I apologize on behalf of my colleagues. They have simply never met anyone as…” weird, different, odd “magnificent as you o great one!”

She hummed, “Oh no! The Great One is my uncle!!!”

Uncle? What did that even mean?!?! John was gonna have a heart attack at this rate.

“Yes well please don’t leave we truly do need your assistance!”

Batman cleared his throat, “We were trying to reach someone to help us with several world ending threats that have appeared.”

“Yes, you said that you were uh a helpline? Could you connect us with someone else?” Superman spoke in a kind tone.

“Well duh” the girl relaxed, “You need to actually talk about the issue tho and what exactly it is you’re looking for these things can be tricky.”

“Tell me about it. ….ow”

Batman continued, “ There seems to be some sort of disease spreading everywhere as well as a monster running rampant.”

“If it’s a magical monster why not have your magic users take care of it?”

“Captain Marvel and Dr Fate are both currently of world. We also think the disease may also be magic in nature.” Superman butted in.

The demons eyes lit up at the mention of the Captain only to turn to stone right after. Interesting thought Damian this might be useful information.

“ Alright then I’ll need as much info on these issues as I can! Tho I already do have a few ideas on who to contact about it!”

“This is the monster,” Aquaman pulled up photos of a blue glowing dragon in a gold amulet on screen. “It first appeared in Atlantis wreaking havoc in it wake as it took over the mainland along the coast of California. Our magicians were in able to harm it at all! One second it was there the next gone.”

“Uuughgghhhh Aragon!”

Necks almost broke looking back at her.

“Oh great you two know each other,” Constantine’s voice began to rise in pitch, “lovely.”

“What is he? My magic barely did anything to him too!” Zatanna asked

“Yeah,” Wally backed her up, “We couldn’t do anything against that thing!”

“He’s not a thing! He is a ghost his name is Arragon!”

Flash paled, “A ghost?? That thing couldn’t be a ghost !”

“That’s it I’m leaving! You are being rude again!”

John ran towards the circle, “Wait wait hold on now..”

“You are all being so rude! We are people! We have sentience Aragon is a person!” Red hot anger flushed her cheeks as her eyes wavered.

Flash went up to the circle, “You’re right you’re right it’s my fault entirely I’m sorry! Konstelacio!” Barry felt awful the young girl reminded him of Wally before the adoption. Sad and joking. Sad and demanding to be seen for what they are.

“Yeah whatever,” she looked away, “what about the illness ?”

“It started around the same time as the mons- as Aragon arrived. The illness seems to be random causing deterioration of the skin and violent outbursts,” Batman threw the file over the ring of the circle, “Here’s more info.”

“Hhhmm I’m going to be honest I don’t understand half of this stuff. You said it might be magic based?”

WonderWoman nodded, “ Yes I use to hear tales of something similar back on Themyscira. Supposedly it is one of the illnesses Pandora released from her box.”

“Well why didn’t you start with that ? I’m sure NanaDora will be happy to help!”

[gerryrigged]

DickTim - Unrequited???

Me: (in the mood for Angst, attempting to dream up actually legitimately unrequited Dick -> Tim for maximum Dick pining and pain)

My DickTim brain: yeah sorry, you came to the wrong brain, I can’t muster up a scenario right now where Tim Drake is not on some level in love with Dick Grayson. Even if he’s like happily hitched to someone else, that just means he came to terms with it, not that it doesn’t exist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me: fuck. Okay then, how about Amnesia!Tim? 😈 Can't love Dick if he doesn't even know his own name amirite mwahaha

My DickTim brain: omg but what if Tim takes in Dick’s beautiful, worried face, the panicked care with which he checks Tim over, and proceeds to fall in love with him all over again, possibly before learning his own name? 🥺💕

Me: 😍😍😍 - wait no, goddammit. Come on, keep in mind the goal here okay?

Me: hmm, how about… Hanahaki AU where Tim had to have his love for Dick surgically removed literal years ago?

My DickTim brain: you don’t even like Hanahaki AUs but ok. Tragic! 😩 How can we fix this problem? Dick is gutted he didn’t know about this, but sees signs of hope in Tim’s smile and the way their relationship has gradually been improving over the years since the low point that must have been the Hanahaki surgery. And he’s right for not giving up! Tim’s love for him re-grows like a stubborn weed.

My DickTim brain: Except not a weed because it’s not Hanahaki anymore because it’s requited. Hope this helps. 😌

Me: …you are the opposite of helpful.

Me: alright so what if Tim is still angry with Dick post-BruceQuest, so he's moved on and no longer has feelings for–

My DickTim brain: –I think you mean, Tim is angry with Dick post-BruceQuest and it’s complicated BECAUSE he still has feelings for–

Me: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT

Me: ...Tim gets shot with a magical Opposite Ray, so there 😡

My DickTim brain: okay but that’s hilarious tho, like it becomes excruciatingly obvious how in love he normally is because of how suddenly cold and indifferent he is to Dick specifically. Dick Grayson who? And Dick doesn’t know why this drives him quite so up the wall, but he is in fact losing his mind having gone from #1 in Tim’s affections to dead last. When he’s not putting every scrap of energy into reversing the spell's effects, he’s stubbornly throwing himself against the icy wall of Tim’s apathy.

My DickTim brain: Everyone is like Dick. You know that’s useless, right? It’s magic. Stop hurting yourself for no reason. While Dick is like "that sounds like LOSER TALK to me - Tim, Timmy, Timbo, come train-surfing with me 🥺"

My DickTim brain: or alternatively, especially post-Red Robin, he's like, "No reason? Do you have any idea how unbearable this is for me? How much it reminds me of - no, no, I'm not going through this again. I've let Tim go before and I still don't know whether that was the right thing to do. But I've never given up on him before and I'm not starting now. We were doing so good - like hell am I letting some spell screw that up. TIM, hey, come train-surfing with me!"

My DickTim brain: meanwhile the other person is like, "Raven and Zatanna said the counterspell would be ready in less than a week, Dick PLEASE 😭"

Me: DAMMIT you’re so right 😔

[prismuffin]

John Constantine x black male reader (basically Zatanna 🤭) them just cuddling after a stressful day with John being the little spoon

A/n: I love these simple fluff requests- wrote this while blasting Melanie Martinez's new album and GAWD

Cuddle-Bug

John Constantine x black!male!reader

( summary: After a long stressful night your boyfriend John wants nothing more than to cuddle up in your arms )

warnings?: light swearing, mentions of smoking and drinking, PURE FLUFF THO

!-!more under the cut!-!

Another day, another migraine.

John winced as he unlocked the door to his apartment. Lately he's been worked to the bone, stressful days and nights of expelling dark beings from earth aren't easy on the soul. He has substances like cigars and alcohol for when things get too hard on him; though at times like these his splitting headache would only worsen if he indulged in them. Luckily he has one other thing that can weaken the pulsating pain in his head, his boyfriend.

Opening his bedroom door he noticed you standing by the side of your shared bed, folding clothes. You had your earphones in, humming the tune of your favorite song. He took a second, despite wanting to do more than crash in your arms he had to take a minute to admire you. His half lidded eyes scanned over your dark skin, a small smile gracing his lips as he appreciated every detail until his eyes hit your face. You looked so peaceful and comfortable, a smile was on your lips as your head bopped to the music he could only faintly hear through your earphones. Suddenly, your eyes met his and you jumped slightly in shock at the sight of John. A smile quickly replaced your look of shock as you removed your earphones from your ears. Pausing your music, you started walking towards John who was now standing properly. You immediately ingulfed him in a hug, smiling at the feeling of him nuzzling into you. "I didn't hear you come in," you said, pulling back from the embrace just enough to look at his face. It was then that you noticed the large bags that rested underneath his eyes. Kissing his cheek, you rubbed his back as he mumbled something you couldn't make out. He quite literally became puddy in your hands the seconds you hugged him. "Cuddles?" You asked him as you kissed his forehead. He nodded and you let him go, noticing how he attempted to chase after your touch. You let out chuckled as you walked to your bed to remove the half folded laundry. John undressed as you did so, tossing his discarded clothes in a random corner of the room.

You both got into the bed, John immediately grabbing you once you laid down. "How's your head love?" He groaned, "feels like I downed a whole bottle of whiskey then got hit by a bloody bus." You chuckled at his wording, running your hands through his slightly tangled blonde hair. "Maybe you should cut back on the cigarettes and alcohol hun." He only grumbled in response to that. Either he disagreed with you, or your scalp massage was making him sleepy. 'Honestly it's probably both' you think to yourself as you watch John cuddle into you. He always loved to held by you, opting to be little spoon whenever and wherever he could. With how stressful his day to day life is you don't mind comforting your boyfriend whenever he needs it. You often called him your cuddle-bug because of it. He acted like he hated the nickname though with the way he's snuggling up to you right now you think it's rather fitting.

John Constantine,

your cuddle-bug.

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[fruityhooliga]

Even more embarrassing things YJ has done PT2 because I embarrass myself often.

Kaldur-had two buttons on his shirt unbuttoned for 3 hours,no one said anything.

Artemis- had on a cute pair of boots right? The bottoms of the heels fell off,and she straight up didn’t notice until Dinah pointed it out

Wally- walked out of the house with his whole outfit on backwards,went to a bunch of places,didn’t notice until he got home and realized the tags were in the front

Conner- Was fucking around on a ledge,until he lost balance,he refused to fall tho,he was windmilling his arms for like 30 seconds before he fell

M’gann- yk how she has heels? This was her first time walking in them,she let go of the wall,swayed back and forth before dropping like a rock. Best believe MM and Dinah were there.

Dick- He tried to flip over a villains head, the mf had a big head tho so he ended up falling back down,and best believe he stayed down.

Zatanna- she had a big ass rip on her skirt,didn’t notice until someone said something,gotta love undershorts.

Raquel- Rollerskating. It was going good at first,then she started getting confident,she tried to do a spin and snatched her own ankles,she tried to play it off like she meant to do that,but when she tried to get up off the ground she tripped again,couldn’t play this one off.

[blues824]

I just had the silliest idea ever.

Imagine if all seven brothers have a female s/o who is like DC's Zatanna. Seemingly a normal human magician, she is capable of casting some powerful magic by saying her spells backwards, though she doesn't really need to.

Thank you!

Zatanna is one of my favorites! I’ve done so much research and have all the comics where she makes an appearance (i.e. Hawkman #4, where she makes her first appearance)

This is gonna be shorter than usual because it’s kind of a lot of characters.

Lucifer

This definitely wasn’t in your student bio… however he is glad that you can protect yourself if need be. He’s deeply interested in what exactly you are and what you can do, as well as how powerful you are.

You and Solomon seem to get along super well, which makes him a tad jealous. You open up to the other magician rather easily compared to him. However, he understands because you’ve been possessed by a demon and that can affect your trust.

When you do open up, you tell him that back in the Human Realm you had a mansion filled with magic books and powerful relics and artifacts. With access to the mansion, you can do just about anything you want to, but you tell him that you would never use your powers for evil.

One time, you got into a bit of trouble with a lower-ranking demon. Lucifer was about to step in and help until he heard you whispering something. After a few seconds of listening, he realized it was a spell, but it was backwards? By your mnemonic incantation, you easily overpowered the demon and walked away.

Diavolo held a party one day and asked you if you are willing to volunteer your services as a stage magician and that you would be paid appropriately should you accept. You said yes, and Lucifer witnessed your more playful charms and ‘magic’ tricks. 

Mammon

Lucifer never told him about your magical affinity, so he was taken by surprise. However, he totally already knew and definitely wasn’t shocked when he found out. Notice the sarcasm. His ego is a little hurt knowing that you are definitely stronger than him.

He gets very jealous that you are closer to Solomon than to him. When said magician tells him that it’s because you’ve been possessed by a demon and used to hurt your friends, he becomes more understanding.

When you tell him all about yourself, you tell him that you had a library filled with books containing magic and powerful spells, as well as relics and artifacts. Before he could snatch them up and sell them, you told him that your mansion was in a different dimension only you and Solomon had access to.

When one of the witches came for Mammon, said demon was scared and cowered behind you like a scared puppy. You started whispering something and when he could make out what it was, you already overpowered the witch. However, the witch was very interested in your abilities and you agreed to teach her a few tricks in exchange for her to let Mammon’s debt go.

In the Devildom, you picked up a gig with a nearby circus as a stage magician, and Mammon was in the front row watching your tricks. His favorite tricks would have to be the card tricks you have where you shuffle the deck in a certain way and you pick the correct one.

Leviathan

You remind him of one of his favorite superheroes, the Mistress of Magic! Nah but seriously, he is taken aback by your magical affinity and how well you harness your powers. He doesn’t care if you’re stronger than him, he finds it cool!

Mans is obviously envious of Solomon and how he seemed to gain a close bond to you rather quickly. He told the Avatar of Envy that it was because you were possessed by a demon and used to try and kill your close friends. He was still a bit sulky, tho.

When you do open up to him, you tell him all about what you’re capable of. You tell him that you had a mansion filled with magical books and artifacts, but it was concealed in a dimension only you (and possibly Solomon) could access. Mans turned into the star-eyed emoji.

While at the ocean, Lotan decided to swim up and meet you. You whispered a spell so that you could breathe underwater, and Levi noticed that you said it backwards. You told him that saying it backwards is what makes any spell stronger and longer lasting. Then you hugged Lotan because why not?

When Comic-con came around to the Devildom, you agreed to cosplay a magical character from a popular video game. Leviathan was then super excited about seeing you in cosplay as well as seeing you during your panel.

Satan

You kind of remind him of one of the characters in one of his many novels. You fascinate him, to say the least. He sees how well you are able to control your powers and applauds you for your abilities. He is very impressed.

He’s not jealous about your close connection to Solomon, but would like to get to know you more. He and the wizard are close as well, so he finds himself going to Purgatory Hall to help Solomon (and you) with spells and potions.

During one of these visits, you open up to him. You tell him that one day you want to take him and Solomon to your mansion so that they could see all of your magical objects. You also told him about that time you were possessed by a demon and that was why you were a bit wary of him at first.

He knows that saying a spell backwards could make it more powerful, but he’s still surprised when he finds out that you can do it. Hell, he even asks you to teach him in case something happens at the House of Lamentation (maybe he can cast a spell on the fridge so it never runs out of food).

One day, Satan heard a bunch of laughter coming from the living room. He went over to the couch and saw Asmo and Mammon sitting together while watching you perform some basic magic tricks. It was one of the few times where the two got along, so he took a picture of that scene and used it as black mail (he caught Mammon and Asmo mid-laugh).

Asmodeus

He’s one of the ones who’s also very shocked. Like, his significant other is literally so magical? How did he get so blessed? He hangs around a lot of magical beings and demons, so while the magic itself doesn’t surprise him, it’s how well you control it and utilize it.

He’s also close to Solomon via the pact the two have, but he’s sad that you are very reluctant to talk to him and open up to him. He gets that it might be because you both are human and have very powerful magical powers, but he wants to hang out with you too :(

He will continue to playfully flirt with you and tease you, but during a spa day that he hosted, you told him why you were wary of him at first. You told him that a while ago you were possessed by a demon and your magic was used for evil, and you didn’t want that to happen again.

Since he hangs out with a few witches, he knows that saying a spell backwards makes it all the more powerful, but that it’s very hard to do. So, imagine his surprise when he finds out that you can do it relatively easily. He will ask you to try and help him learn at least one spell backwards.

We all know that Asmo loves pretty and beautiful things. Magic can be both beautiful and hideous, but he finds yours to be the most beautiful he’s seen. You like to do small parlor tricks to entertain different people, and he loves it when you choose him as your volunteer. He definitely makes you both outfits just so you could perform.

Beelzebub

He found out you had magic when he accidentally emptied the fridge and when he reopened the door it was full of food again. When he asked around, you told him that you didn’t want him to get in trouble, plus it saves a lot of money.

He’s not upset that you are closer to Solomon. He’s happy that you are making friends with the exchange students! However, he does get kind of sad whenever you shy away from him or his brothers.

 While making dinner one day, you tell him that it was because you’ve been possessed before and didn’t have any desire to go through something like that again. He’s even more sad that you had to go through such a traumatic event.

He doesn’t know much about spells, but he’s glad that you put one on the fridge (the rest of the HoL is glad too). You tell him that whenever a spell is casted backwards, it means that that person is very strong and dangerous. You also tell him that you use your magic for good, though.

He enjoys seeing you do magic tricks while he brings snacks. The brothers and you all go to the living room to watch you perform. Think of it as brotherly bonding time. Everyone is surprised to learn that you didn’t use any actual magic, but mainly just skills.

Belphegor

He doesn’t have the ability to truly be shocked. He may fake a surprised look on his face, but I call bs. He does like how you can use small bits of magic to make little patterns in the air or narrate a story while having a visual. It makes him fall asleep faster.

He’s jelly that you are closer to Solomon than to him. Like, how rude. He lets you cuddle him while napping and you repay him like this? However, he does realize that it might be because you both are humans with magic

You later corrected him and said that 1) you’ve been possessed before and it wasn’t your kind of rodeo and 2) he killed you >:(  He’s standing there like that Pikachu meme :O and you have that death glare.

Speaking of the time he killed you, you tried to overpower him by using your skills with Mnemonic Incantation, but he grabbed you by the throat so you couldn’t speak. Then we all know what happened next.

He understands that you might never forgive him, but he will keep trying to redeem himself day after day. And job or gig you pick up, he will be there for you in support. He will continue cuddling you while sleeping. He will do anything.

[obsessedftshit]

Young Justice S1 Ep23 part 1

So much happened in this episode.

First of all, is it just me who thinks that the spider villain dude at the beginning of the episode is like Spider-man? He's a literal copy of Spider-Man but a DC and evil version. Either way, his voice is so soothing. I couldn't help but fall in love with his voice. He showed up for 5 minutes and ate.

Love the green duo 💚

I loved how Wally started reassuring Artemis that she is a real archer and that she doesn't need to feel as though she isn't. Ahhh my heart can't take these 2. I srsly need them to get together ASAP.

When Cheshire showed up, I internally screamed cause I'm literally in love with her. Also I gasped so hard when she literally kissed Red Arrow. Like girl what?! But I loved it nonetheless cause it showed that whole evil x hero but like the one sided version where the villain likes the hero but the hero doesn't even tho deep down they know they do but won't admit it. Yeah it's a stretch cause I know Roy doesnt like her but there is definitely TENSION between them. Chesire took her chance and kissed him. Tbh idk who id wanna be. Roy or Cheshire? IDK!

Nah cause Artemis's reaction was exactly like mine

I love how these 2 keep pissing each other off and hating on each other. They give me sibling vibes.

Nah when Zatanna gave the robot dude pants and said he needed pants I died 😭. So did that mean his robot dick was on display 🤔, probably.

I need more of theeem.

I loved how Kid Flash was defending Artemis. Everything was going so well until stupid ass Roy had to say that she gave them the wrong tracker to track. Like fuck u Roy.

Gifs made by moi

[sadrattrash]

For Nightwing's arc they're gonna bring in Jason (PLEASE I BEG U). For this, I have come up with two possible ways they introduce him.

1. They follow something similar to Under the Red Hood, he comes back to Gotham, becomes a drug lord, tries to kill the Joker, etc.

2. MY FAVORITE POSSIBLITY: Jason leaves infinity island (I'm pretty sure that's where he is right now because of Talia Rha's and Sensei) and he hears about Tim (Tim I'm so sorry he's gonna kick ur ass) he then BUYS OR MAKES A ROBIN COSTUME, HUNTS TIM DOWN AND PUNCHES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM (Timmy, buddy, again, I'm so sorry, I love u, ur great but if jason gets to kick the shit out of u while wearing an adult sized party city robin costume I'm going to root for him)

MAY 12 2021 EDIT:

I just watched the first episode of nightwings arc and they're gonna be diving into saving conner (obviously) I thought they might use detective chimp, since zatanna said she needed a detective but they went with dick instead (which is beyond fine btw I'm not complaining) however, I do think this means we won't really get to see jason until later, maybe not even until a possible season 5 (MAYBE THO NOT DEFINITELY THIS IS JUST A THING THAT I THOUGHT AFTER WARCHING THE FIRST EPISODE OF HIS ARC)

[mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind]

me tonight:

[bunkernine]

who’s ur dc fav & why

can give u top 5. billy, wally, zatanna, bart, n gar. just always loved them, always loved seeing them since elementary school n reading comics. whenever i go to comic con or a store i search out for bart n billy's lines specifically but bart has been harder to find as of recent

[tootyfrootycasbooty]

i honestly dont mind wally/artemis it’s just that as soon as it’s s2 both of their personalities r just DRAINED theyre so dead outside of ‘we’re in love n wanna have a life outside of this!!!!’ when actually they were so much more interesting n fun n spunky before that dkjfklsjflksjl why put these two mouthy assholes in a boring relationship i s2g

[marilynmonroefanfics]

Dick Grayson Falling for the Son of Zatanna...

Everyone knew Zatanna was a powerful woman, but no one knew she had a son which was perhaps even more powerful then her.

That's how Y/N enters the picture, he is a very mistirous figure. When the rest of the heroes learned about him, they knew he existed, but they never saw him.

Zatanna would much rather keep it that way, it was her son's request and she respected it.

But...the Justice League were a pain in the ass and Zatanna gave up.

“Fine! I'll let you meet my son, just SHUT UP!”

The next day, even tho Y/N didn't want it, he was introduced to the Justice League.

It is safe to say that everyone was in awe. Y/N had a somewhat average figure, he wore a nice nice sexy magician suit and a inviting smile, he was absolutely breath taking.

Dick...he was absolutely smitten by Y/N, without the latter even saying a single word.

Y/N was so kind and polite, talking with others with such warm words. When it came the time for Dick to introduce himself, he was so nervous.

And then, Dick swore he started to nose bleed. Y/N removed one of his gloves, for Dick it felt like he did it in slow motion, it looked so...so...sensual.

Y/N's hand looked so soft, he was clearly going for a handshake, but Dick's stupid brain didn't allow it.

He took Y/N's hand and kissed it, giving a small bow.

“Dick Grayson, at your service.”

Wtf was that? Where we in Medival times? Like tf Dick? He was internally screaming.

Dick swore he would die on the spot, he nose was for sure definitely bleeding now.

“You will serve me well, I can feel it.”

Dick was definitely not expecting that answer, it felt like Y/N said it purring, looking directly into his eyes.

Dick tried to ignore the forming boner in his pants, which he prayed Y/N hadn't notice. His knees were practically giving up, if they did, he would fall to his knees in front of Y/N...which he found strangely arousing.

But how did this happen? How did the tall and handsome Dick Grayson fell for a boy he didn't even know prior to 5 minutes ago?

It felt like he had been put under a spell and he loved it.

Time passed by, and Dick couldn't even function properly, Y/N was the only thing he could think about, Y/N was just so intoxicating.

The sexual tension was there, at least on Dick's part, everything Y/N did seemed so sensual and arousing, even if it wasn't.

Hell, Dick couldn't even get hard without thinking of Y/N. The latter had awaken in him such sexual feelings and frustrations, Dick couldn't handle it.

Every night Dick would touch himself thinking about Y/N, letting out the most pornographic moans, he would only stop when his cock was fucking hurting, until he couldn't cum anymore.

Sometimes he would even dry-hump against a pillow. God, Dick felt so dirty, like a fucking horny teenager.

But, he wanted it. He wanted Y/N to ride his cock, he wanted Y/N to moan for him, to use him like a boy toy, he wanted Y/N to praise him and tell him how much of a good boy he is.

Dick wanted to feel Y/N's tight walls around his girth. Oh heavens, he could imagine it. Y/N milking his cock for everything it had and he wouldn't stop there, he would go on and on, until he fucking collapsed, until Y/N was full and satisfied. That's all he wanted to do, to pleasure Y/N, all day and every day.

It didn't help that Y/N looked and acted like a fucking cherry boy, only making Dick desire him more.

After all his suffering, the universe decided to reward Dick.

They were watching a movie, as friends do, Y/N was feeling sleepy and put his head on Dick's shoulder. The latter didn't think much of it, this was complety normal for them.

Y/N fell quietly asleep, Dick continued to watch the movie, when a sex scene came on, he felt himself getting hard, it didn't help that he could feel Y/N's small breaths on his neck.

Dick started palming himself through his pijama pants, he felt so dirty, thinking about his friend in such unholy ways. Especially when Y/N was sleeping right next to him.

He let out small groans and moans, the adrenaline getting to him.

“Dick...w-what are you doing?”

“Oh my God, Y-Y/N! I'm so sorry I-”

Dick didn't finished, Y/N interrupting him.

“Can I touch it?”

“W-what?”

“Your cock, I want to feel it in my hand, can I?”

Dick was only able to make a small sound of approval, holding his breath. He felt like if he said anything he would wake up, like this was only a dream.

The outline of Dick’s cock was very evident now, he was hard as a rock as Y/N started to feel his cock through the fabric of his pijama pants.

“Hmmm...you have a big one, very nice.”

Dick was going crazy, since when did Y/N have such a dirty mouth?

Y/N proceeded to pull down Dick's pijama pants, just enough so that his cock could be freed.

Dick's cock stood tall and erect, the tip an angry red, begging to be touched, with a generous amount of precum oozing out.

“You naughty boy, you don't even have on any underwear~”

“I-...you...I didn't- I want you.”

“Shhhh...don't worry big boy. If you behave, I'll even have more fun with you in the future. Isn't that what you want? You want to be my boy toy, right?”

“Y-Yes! Oh God, please, yes!”

[britishth0t]

Hyperactive (With slight homicide)

This is my first post on Tumblr (not my first post overall as I have Wattpad, but I'll post my username here when I've added my Klarion one-shots on there unless people want it lmao

You grabbed his interest when you were hanging out with your friends near the old cinema.

He seemed intrigued at first when even Teekl became slightly amused by your hyper personality.

Klarion may or may not have stalked you for a bit because of that

Eventually, Klarion did admit you seemed fun to Teekl, and wanted to get to you know you better in person.

Both of you finally met each other when you were walking around the harbour, taking photos of the sea and the horizon even if you knew you would delete them later.

Teekl thought this would be a great time for Klarion to introduce himself to you.

She half prayed that Klarion wouldn't freak you out, and the other half wanting you to not make Klarion too annoyed.

Somehow, it went really well.... A bit too well, as you two then talked as if you had known each other for years

Lets just say, you're both extremely hyper. I mean, it's Klarion.

You being a hyperactive person and him having chaos magic while also wanting mischief? It's a perfect yet dangerous match.

Teekl rethinks her choice about you two being together, as she now has to deal with two children and not one.

This also means that the Light have to deal with another 'kid' as well, since Klarion will definitely bring you to at least one meeting.

They're a bit cautious about you on first impression, not too sure if you're using Klarion to get information about the Light

But after a while, they see how much you deal with when you're with Klarion, and figure out that no one can put up a façade for that long

Yeah, even the Light know that you're one hyper son-of-a-b*tch

I wouldn't say you're obnoxiously loud, it's just being in a Light meeting no one is really talking except you, so it's dead quiet other than that. Nevertheless, you can be extremely deafening without realising it

Klarion's magical powers gives you a lot more freedom when being with him. Like, a lot more freedom, he's a lord of Chaos, you basically have no limits.

You can now do all the crazy sh*t you've ever wanted to do with Klarion by your side, and he's more than willing to join you in whatever ideas you have

A couple of times Teekl has to warn him that you're still a mortal, so he does lay off a bit from time to time to avoid getting you seriously injured

If you do get hurt, Klarion is gunna freak tf out, trying to play it off cool but failing

All adventures go out the window if you get hurt. And if you try to get up saying "I'm fine", he'll magically trap you in your bed to rest.

Don't test him, he will do it

A lot of things may break, and it's whether or not Klarion will fix it with his powers or not after... Probably not, it's not like either of you really care

If the Young Justice team do meet you, it's because you were in a forest with Klarion, messing around while climbing from branch to branch in the trees while Klarion floated next to you

The two of you were ambushed by the team, as Zatanna had sensed Klarion's power in that area while the team were nearby

They would have saved you, but you're surprisingly very good at climbing trees for any of them to grab hold of you, something that actually made them impressed

Klarion was very unhappy, so unhappy that you had to mention about going back home to hang out there to calm him down

Couple of times you'd wander off too far that Klarion isn't able to find you and would have to teleport you to him in order to know where you are, the only big thing that does get him slightly annoyed.

^ If you can make Klarion take responsibility (other than over Teekl) and act like a parent, my respect goes to you

You two don't have any rules apart from when you're injured, although there is one thing that bugs you both

2 hyper devils + "Calm down"= Death stare with Klarion hexing whoever said that

No one is allowed to tell you guys to calm down

Klarion x homicidal hyper reader ⚠️Mentions death⚠️

You met each other like the first one, except that you seemed more wanting to go into danger and edge your friends into doing bad things than actually have fun

This time, Klarion was intrigued before Teekl

He noticed your cold yet intense gaze on everyone that was near you

Something about you was odd. Klarion knew that but he didn't know what was making you seem so odd

It's not until you become best friends that he finally realises your love for murder

While you got along with Klarion before him knowing this, wow he's ecstatic that he finally knows what seemed off with you

He tempts you into murder as well, seeing that you showed to be very refrained from not doing anything about your homicidal thoughts

Catches on very quickly how manipulative you can be with your friends, friends that Klarion now wants to be your first kills

Unsurprisingly, it doesn't take that much convincing from Klarion to make you agree to killing your soon-to-be-dead mates

He helps of course, trapping them all and giving you all sorts of weapons to use on them

It's like a holiday for both of you

You even asked Klarion at one point to make their screams quieter since they were annoying you

And after you had finishing butchering your friends, Klarion realised that he like-liked you and confessed right there

Yep, Klarion did just admit to liking you while standing in the middle of dead bodies scattered around at your feet

Soon after that, you both start doing more destruction together

Limits? F*ck no

Hell, if you asked for half of the moon to be destroyed, Klarion would snap his fingers and bam, moon gone.

One time you asked Klarion to give you powers like superman, just so you could fly and mess around in the city

It started off as just throwing cars as far as you could, not exactly caring if people were inside or not

Which then turned into full blown 'lemme jump/crash into one sky scrapper to another', looking like a monkey swinging from vines in a jungle

While the heroes didn't enjoy your hyper and destructive personality nor Klarion, the news loved you. The amount of reports you and Klarion got in the news just boosted both of your ego's

"Double trouble strikes again!" "Witch boy causes havoc with anonymous villain" "League fail to stop villains, have they met their match?" "Criminals cause devastating downfall on the city" "61 lives lost in under an hour" You felt prideful in the last one, a new record in your books

If you two ever go out to have dates, it'll 100% always end with something, mostly a building, being completely destroyed

Whenever the 'kiddie' team as Klarion calls them, or the Justice League come; they're always too late to stop you two

Even if Batman claims they were so close to stopping you, he's wrong. The heroes don't even manage to get you two to notice them arriving, already going off to have some fun somewhere else

You've mentioned about wanting to kill at least one of the heroes out of spite and because you felt like it on multiple occasions

Klarion would love to snap his fingers to have every hero there for you to choose from, yet he couldn't do that because of Vandal wanting some of them alive. Especially Lex with Superboy.

You get along nicely with the Light, as they trust you enough to know that you can calm Klarion down and that you're classed as a criminal

Occasionally, you have unnerved them with the gory deaths about some of your kills, Klarion kissing your cheek out of pure happiness from hearing the defined details

Teekl doesn't really care about it as long as you get the blood off her fur if you get any on her later.

A lot of lives are lost when you two are together... Which is all the time

(Secretly, the young justice team have envied how much freedom you get when with Klarion-> This is after they have to tidy up the mess you two make)

Sorry if this isn't very good, literally made this and posted it the same day. I've loved Klarion's character for quite a long time now and saw that, although the fanfics are good, there isn't a lot of them. I'm down for requests, but right now I don't think I can do many. You can send me stuff and I'll write it down, just don't be upset if I don't post it in the next week or two. If this isn't up to your standards then srry aha, I realise I don't add much fluff and focus more on the storyline, but there's always room for improvement tho✌️

[marybatson]

imo here r the range of the big three of the marvel family when it comes to hero teams

mary - not tht great at teams… superbuddies could have been mary and her weirdo aunts n uncles but you’ve seen what they did to her there so. nope. I think maybe she can have fun w the green lanterns tho rmr her and Kyle tht one time 😭😭 babies.. and that supergirl thing. so maybe she’s not quite a team girl but a once-in-a-while duo team-up girl. OH AND… yj mary dni but I do think she’s the more magically inclined one when it comes to more. jl dark area things so zatanna constantine collabs feel more natural w her. but she doesn’t do tht a lot willingly lol

billy - yeah duh obviously the big leagues HOWEVER. he can’t stay in the one team for a very long time. like he switches it up from jla or whatever jl equivalent there is and jsa and maybe jl dark to going solo then back to a team etc etc so that they never really get used to him or know him well even if he’s been doing this a long time. the kind to be reliable in a team and friendly enough that he’s trustworthy but also unknowable LOL

freddy - like I just said. the most approachable of the three and just a cool kid. like to think all the young/legacy hero teams have collab’d like a few times and like him cuz he blends well with how they work. so teen titans, outsiders, yj and all that like in canon but maybe also idk. titans. lol maybe not as often though. he gets along w almost everyone and probably hangs out the most w team members outside of a job