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i personally think that the best straw hat team dynamic will always be the punk hazard away team of luffy zoro usopp and robin. because like usopp is always the proverbial straight man to the crews antics but he always just deals with it because 9/10 times hes actually correct, however in this case he's locked in a room with the 3 craziest crew members who simply Do Not Care because theyre genetic freaks who are not normal. luffy is always a funny maniac and zoro is always a stoic enabler but then you add robin to the mix as the third monster who has zoros ruthlessness but also luffys inherent silliness (and in dressrosa we see how funny usopp-robin can be as a dynamic) eho exponentially improves the other two and you get a full on monty python anime sketch. of course you have the lake sequence as like the perfect microcosm of how the group works but luffy will just decide on something ridiculous and robin will then be like fantasic plan captain lets do xyz to do just that and then zoro the goonpilled followercell will just be like on it boss and throughout all this usopps blood pressure enters quadruple digits because theyre trying to get past a literal army with only the guitar hero pro controller since they left the rubberband controller on the ship. usopp will be like "holy shit this is tense i hope they dont just crazy murder kill everyone" and then luffy zoro and robin will be like "man usopp looks stressed maybe if we crazy murder kill everyone he'll feel better :)"

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u don't like luffy? 🐒? gum gum?

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ah well it's really simple. there is this girl called saber who metaphorically and literally killed herself for the sake of an ideal, and Every Single Person Ever In Human History had an opinion about it

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her eyes were game theory green, her lips film theory red

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guilty gear is full of incredibly anime people shouting incredibly anime things but i think my favorite is sol shouting DRAGON INSTALL because that is in no way an exaggeration of whats happening. magic in guilty gear is essentially programming code so when sol shouts DRAGON INSTALL he is, in fact, installing dragon.exe on himself to transform into a dragon

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honestly dantes speech to guda about how they could be humanitys last and greatest avenger class servant is kind of cute. dantes was the first ever avenger servant in fgo and this far down the line he basically gathered all his other avenger friends to go "guda join us!!! we'll make you our grand servant bet those other loser ass classes wouldnt do that for you!! we all took a vote and decided we love you forever!!!"

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Women. You Agree

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upper middle class guda is such a funny unintended consequence of ordeal call 2 because im 100% certain that the writers didn't really intend for it to be like that BUT I think it'd be really funny to misconstrue it a bit and have it explain that guda has very little sense of money especially because they're also surrounded by servants who just throw money into gudas path + the only money theyve used for the past decade(?) is multicolored rocks, golden cups and in-house company credit cryptocurrency to feed to their blorbos

"the ultimate 9-5er of humanity is a rich nepobaby who has never once looked at their bank account out of anxiety so they don't realize theyre a millionaire" is honestly the funniest footnote characterization they could have added to "Norm L. Manne" guda

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wait a minute so you’re telling me that whenever you kiss your guitarist, she sometimes explodes, or turns into dust, or becomes an amorphous blob which does nothing but scream and cry?

yes pickles san

that... is the most metal thing i have ever heard

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for all that i love u-official fundamentally im glad she has so many bad end routes because her style of youtubing is going into public and randomly filming strangers and I think if she existed in real life and did that to me nothing would stop me from tossing her into upper orbit at mach 10

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really do love one piece's stance on gods, where it's both "there is no such thing as gods, no such thing as an absolute authority which has the right to decide the freedom of others, and those who tout themselves as such are still people you can fight against, and as long as the future is fought for it can be won" and "gods ARE real but exist not as a tangible force or being but as the love and hope of the world brought about by human connections and the struggle to pursue your dreams and freedom in a vast ocean and under a beautiful sky is the inherited will of these gods who yearned for the freedom of the world"

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ordeal call 2 is Really hitting for people and to me the reason why is that throughout most of fgo's lifespan we've continuously been hit with the idea that as great and terrible as this journey is, it will end and we will have to say goodbye

avenger class servants are inherently incompatible with humanity, but they've stuck around as long as they did because they care about guda, so much so that they know a protracted end to this conflict is something that guda does not want. for all that ordeal call 2 tried to drive in the nail of gudas traumas in order to fully and finally break them, guda simply didn't bend. they are not malicious or vengeful enough to become an avenger themselves.

a tragic death on the battlefield is no way to say goodbye, the avenger servants know that better than anyone, so they took initiative and saved guda one last time

a final, happy goodbye where both can say they were grateful to have met

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i think its great that half of the lostbelt kings were these helicopter parent micro-managent 2000 hours in Civ7 all achievements in every The Sims game control freaks and the other half were shambling broken people desperately using leftover tape and spit to clean the lands wounds and try to hold their lostbelts together. case in point morgan was both