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#zhongli gives me 'fell in love with an emo gworrl' vibes i think he'd listen to p!atd... o no zhongli im so sorry sweaty :(
sporkprez ยท 1 year
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the definitive list of every genshin impact character ๐Ÿ˜ค
(i have over 10 years experience playing hit mobile game genshin impact and know everything about it, especially the story)
1. pantaloons pantone
2. kayenne pepper (a gay pirate)
3. duloc the red guy
4. vente grande cappuccino (he is green and has a serious drinking problem and he plays harp wow what a talented lad)
5. capitane uhhh the masked guy
6. childe/tartagula? tarantula.
^ please calm yourself i know he fell into an evil well or something which made him worse/more hot depending on who's reading this like damn he's the marmite of anime boys huh??
7. the leaf child who hangs out with vente grand cappuccino
8. the purple goddess empress lady who hangs out with the green people
9. some tiny marshmallow children
10. SACRE BLEU IT'S SACRAMOUCHE!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11. ZHONGLI from FALL OUT BOY
12. those 2 children trying to escape prison or something in a tiktok i watched (i became invested and rooted for them) i think one was a furry
13. fox boy who was given the coolest character design (maybe he was the one escaping prison idk tho)
14. uhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhh
15. those 2 blond kids you play as
16. some goth nun
17. this guy called xiao showed up in the tags, he will be the only one added to my definitive list
no other characters have breached containment exist sorry
#if i have to keep seeing genshin everywhere then you have to see this#genshin impact#genshin scaramouche#idk why they spell it like that when his name is sacre bleu it's sacramouche (the guy with the cool hat) but okay#genshin kaeya#< apparently he's a prince but i think he belongs on the high seas yarhar (not because of the eyepatch it's the outfit + he's vry blue)#venti#WHST DO U MEAN 'VENTI SMUT' HE LOOKS 12#zhongli gives me 'fell in love with an emo gworrl' vibes i think he'd listen to p!atd... o no zhongli im so sorry sweaty :(#zhongli#childe#ahh yes the one everyone wants to smash (either into the ground or... no i shan't say it)#oh shit i gotta tag red boy uhhh#diloc? no. dilloc? no.#genshin diluc#also no way am i going to try to find childe's government/scam/whatever name. it's tarantula now.#anyway hello genshin fans your blorbos are very cool I'm putting zhongli on the fridge as we speak#(zhongli is the funniest for me because he just looks like some guy)#venti is the best character though because he has trans swag and bard energy#I'd drive venti to starbucks and ask for a vente for venti and then we could vent with our ventes (i cannot drive)#i don't want reader x zhongli smut on my 'based off your likes!' dash (no fr WHAT did i LIKE to deserve that!?)#i want reader x zhongli where i go to hot topic and he's working there#it's 5am and I've had 5 hours asleep#I'd tag the other characters but i don't know their names#FUCK I FORGOT PANTONE#genshin pantalone#< me upon finding out this mf is from genshin: 'SLOWED AND REVERB YOUTUBE BACKGROUND IMAGE???? YOUR NAME'S TROUSERS???'#wow what a genshin impact haha#long post#sorry followers ๐Ÿ™
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