#zombi what if

[vbecker10]

Adult money... lol

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[technically-human]

Recharging

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

[tooruuwuu]

peak comedy.

[eluminium]

sometimes i think about how absolutely BANGER Gem's villain aesthetic was in Secret Life. Like, she's got this whole vibe of infection and disease around her and it slaps so hard. First you got the End portal stuff with her arm and eye when she goes Yellow (alongside the implication of her ripping out her own eye to use for the End Portal) and later you have her as Patient Zero for the boogeyman/zombie outbreak. And she kills just as indiscriminately as an epidemic would, including her own allies when they offer themselves to her. Hell, she kills Scott TWICE and technically kills Impulse twice too, once by her own hands and once when Bdubs kills him right in front of her to continue the spread of the curse.

And then you combine all this with the idea of her being a deer and it just gets better. Not only are deer prone to uncanny valley vibes, but they're also extremely susceptible to Chronic Wasting Disease, aka Zombie Deer Disease. Which is scary as shit, like all prion diseases. It literally eats away at the brain and leaves the animal a husk. And it's completely incurable, 100% fatal, and spreads easily (not to humans though, thank fuck.)

Now imagine this diseased horned prey creature hunting and killing whatever gets in its way while infections far beyond its ability to comprehend ravage its body and mind. And everything it kills comes back just as screwed up and terrifying. Very few can fight back against it, let alone slay it. No one is safe, the ones who survive either do so because they're Something Not Human (Grian the Watcher), Already Biologically Dead (ZOMBIECleo) or just got lucky and never got caught (Scott). However, there is one last piece of horror unaccounted for. The carrier, no matter how thin, no matter how much drool leaks from her mouth, no matter how erratic and unholy her behavior, is still aware. Still in control.

There's an independent will behind the spread.

[kyasunn]

Week 4 is my favourite so far. The Mounders dipping the second their secret hits. Grian: The Musical. Opposite day Scar. Etho horsegirl and AH-HA combo. Not even mentioning whatever is going on with Clifford the big red dogs.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Being contemptuous of pro wrestling because it's "fake".

Level 2: Acknowledging the artifice, but still having fun with it.

Level 3: Acknowledging the artifice except for one specific bit, like you freely grant the outcomes of the matches are scripted but act like you think Undertaker really did come back from the dead all those times.

[kikicolors]

saw the ghoul design in the new fallout tv show

[amustikas]

left for dead

[hopefulonion]

Soap is Really Going Through It

[zeravmeta]

to this day i still think this was one of the greatest images ever produced by humanity

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

me and my friends in a zombie apocolypse...

[niftukkun]

what a kangaroo court