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People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

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do not separate them

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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shes sooooo

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omegaverse dating apps probably involve some kind of frangrantica style This Is My Scent feature and it’s huge discourse if someone lies

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!

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when you spend a signifigant amount of time being kinda apathetic to your own existence (depression, dysphoria, whatever) sometimes when things are getting better your brain will suddenly overcorrect and start hitting you with "what if you DIED in your SLEEP TONIGHT. what if you CHOKE on AIR. get UP!!! BE AFRAID!!! THE TIGERS ARE COMING!!!" like thanks girl have you considered a middle ground maybe. can we get a goldilocks zone up in here. waiter my soup is NOT just right.

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The fact that to Mira, Rumi and Zoey are her family. The way she always asks if they're okay, the way she makes sure they're comfortable. The way she doesn't allow harm to come their way. The way she protects them from what they don't even notice. The way she's always there when they're in trouble.

The way that while Rumi worries about being perfect and Zoey worries about being enough, Mira worries about them being okay.

The way Mira loves them.

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she's my trophy mutual

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all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.

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"sorry about him! he's been a bit grumpy today"

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kpop demon hunters textposts? well yes 😁

part one : huntr/x !!!

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part two : saja boys

all pics are from pinterest!