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BRIDGERTON (2020-)

DAPHNE BRIDGERTON

1.02

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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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from first grade til graduation

(yes anya’s wedding bouquet is made of peanuts)

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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Everything We Do

by Peter Meinke

Everything we do is for our first loves whom we have lost irrevocably who have married insurance salesmen and moved to Topeka and never think of us at all.

We fly planes & design buildings and write poems that all say Sally I love you I’ll never love anyone else Why didn’t you know I was going to be a poet?

The walks to school, the kisses in the snow gather as we dream backwards, sweetness with age: our legs are young again, our voices strong and happy, we’re not afraid. We don’t know enough to be afraid.

And now we hold (hidden, hopeless) the hope that some day she may fly in our plane enter our building read our poem

And that night, deep in her dream, Sally, far in darkness, in Topeka, with the salesman lying beside her, will cry out our unfamiliar name.

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yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

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taylor swift // last kiss

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Is Tumblr a functional website?

It performs some kind of function to some degree

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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help in 2022 i got SUPER into making collages and i told my friends "i can make an emotional collage about anything, try me" and Saga said "okay sonic adventure 2"

and i just found the collage i made

knocked it out of the park tbh

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Insane about cumplane actually. On a deep metatextual level they are the start and end to the universe they live in. Reader and writer and all that is between. They loved this universe so much that they were chosen to fix an unfinished masterpiece no matter the cost. A redemption and a salvation in one. Also they call each other dick jokes as nicknames WHO is doing it like them.

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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.