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No, any idea for Riders in this universe I wanna use for something orignal

At one point. I was seriously considering a Kamen Rider RWBY au. Hosently, I'm kinda sad I lost interest in the show. Alot of my au I just don't wanna write, but also I don't wanna just abandon. Which... I kinda already did.

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At one point. I was seriously considering a Kamen Rider RWBY au. Hosently, I'm kinda sad I lost interest in the show. Alot of my au I just don't wanna write, but also I don't wanna just abandon. Which... I kinda already did.

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KPDH scene as a Sonaze moment

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Selphie:Man... that pauou fruit sure seem yummy Sora,do you want to share one?

She pulled 2 out of seemly nowhere and tried to push on into Sora's hand. He raised an eye brow at her and crossed his arms.

Sora:Doesn't eating on basically tied you togather for life?

Selphie let out a gasp so fake it nearly made Sora roll his eyes so hard they fell out his head. Like he was that dumb. C'mon.

Selphie(faking shock):Whaaaat no wayyyy! That's CRAZY! I didn't knowww

Sora(narrow eyes):.... Weren't you the one who told me that?

Selphie goes quiet for a bit before throwing her hands up in frustration and let our a growl.

Selphie:Listen, I'm just saying you have 2 hands!

Sora:Two hands for Kairi!

Selphie:CAN'T THE SELFISH BITCH SHARE?!

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Johnny:A sister huh.

Peter:Yeah, I know, I'm still shocked about it myself.

Johnny:She single?

Peter(narrowing his eyes) Well, I didn't have time to ask Tersera about her dating life while we were being shot at. Why? And choose your next words carefully Storm.

Johnny:All I'm saying is I'm single as well-

Peter:Because your a whore.

Johnny:Regardless of that, I'm just saying we could be a pretty smart couple. And who wouldn't want me as a brother in law?

Peter sighs and pulls out his phone and dials Sue number in a way that Johnny could see. In a few rings, Sue picked up.

Sue:You reached Susan Reeds, how are you Peter?

Peter:Hey Sue, it is okay if I kill Johnny?

Johnny:Dude, really?

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Commed by this guy man

Silver saw this young lady in trouble, and despite being tiny, jump in to help. Even with beaten down body, he will fight to protect others. Afterwords him and gold became the best of friends

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I found this in my docs and apparently never posted it.

SOAP

Ruby fiddled with the mechanism of Crescent Rose, trying to pull out a branch that unfortunately got stuck in it. It was always the most annoying part of dealing with a mecha-shift weapon, and she should have been more careful. After ages of trying to pull the foul thing out, she managed to do so. With triumphant laughter, she threw the beast to the ground and stomped on it repeatedly to teach the branch a lesson for hurting her baby. She folded it back into sniper mode and placed it on a stand, heading into the living room. She let herself land onto the couch face first with a groan. Yang took a moment to look up from her scroll before going back to it.

Yang: Tired?

Ruby: Urgh. Yes, that branch was stuck in there. And I have to get some new parts as they are out of date now.

Yang: Are you heading out now?

Ruby let out another groan and shook her head.

Ruby: No, the place I usually get my baby's parts from closes at 7:00. It's 7:14.

Yang: Bummer. Sorry to pile on, but Dad's not coming home on time tonight; he has a lot of work to do.

Ruby: And I don't feel like cooking.

Yang: Me neither. Hey, when Zwei gets back from the Thornbush, we should order from that-

Yang was then interrupted by Zwei kicking the door open with a wide smile on his face.

Zwei: WHAT'S UP, YOU ASS FACE BITCHES! YOU STUPID ASS CUM-SUCKING SLUTS!

Yang suddenly went silent, her mouth becoming a thin line as she slowly turned to stare at her kid brother. Ruby sat up, her mouth agape as she tried to comprehend the AUDACITY Zwei had to say anything like that to his older sister.

Ruby: Yang.

Despite Ruby calling her name, Yang did not turn to look at Ruby, keeping her eyes on Zwei. Her hair slowly started to catch fire, her eyes red as well.

Yang: Yes, Ruby?

Ruby: My ears must not be working correctly. The child, he didn't just refer to us as 'Ass face bitches' and 'Cum-sucking sluts,' did he?

Yang: Hm. No, Ruby, your ears must be working because I heard that too. And what are the chances that both our ears aren't working?

The smile on Zwei's face faltered as it seemed his potty mouth didn't have the intended effect of making his sister laugh like he thought it would. In fact, despite the hot summer day and Yang's hair burning brighter and brighter, it felt oddly cold.

Zwei: U-ummm.

Ruby: Hmmm. Such disrespect and foul language from a child will not be tolerated.

Yang: It will not. Grab him, Ruby, and I'll get the soap.

Zwei: Soap?! Oh no!

Zwei tries to run back outside, but before he could take a step out of the door and use his semblance to boost away, Ruby activates her first turning into a swarm of petals, tripping him. She then turns back into her normal self and grabs him by his ankles, holding him upside down and marches upstairs toward the bathroom. Yang follows as he screams and tries to shake himself from Ruby’s grasp, but her grip on him is too strong.

Ruby: We're gonna wash that filthy mouth out, Zwei.

Zwei: NO WAIT PLEASE I'M SORRY

Yang: Not yet you aren't. We've been too soft on you.

Zwei (scared dog noises)

Qrow comes back to the Xiao Long/Rose household to the sounds of loud screams and sighs. He has a massive hangover and doesn't really feel like dealing with it, but was kicked out of the inn he was staying at due to his semblace breaking the floor, so this is his best option. He steps into the house and walks up the stairs to the sound of the screams.

Qrow: Do you mind keeping it down?

He pauses at the sight of Ruby holding down Zwei as he flails around trying to stop Yang from shoving a bar of soap into his mouth while he screams. All three of them turn to their uncle Qrow, with Zwei mouthing, 'help me!'

Qrow: Wha-

Ruby: He's being punished.

Qrow: Wha-

Yang: He called us a bunch of ass faces and cum sucking sluts.

Qrow simply blinks. He has no idea what on God's earth made Zwei think that was a good idea, given WHO his sisters are, and honestly, the pounding on his head makes him not want to dwell on it. He just lets Yang and Ruby deal with this.

Qrow: Well, just keep it down. I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

Yang: Can do.

Zwei: Uncle Qrow, please don't leave me here!

Qrow: Good night!

Zwei: NO NO NO NO! HELP!

Qrow closes the door on Zwei, leaving the tyke to have his potty mouth scrubbed by his sister. And hopefully, he'll learn a lesson: never curse his sisters out.

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Though we should look forward to the future, it doesn't hurt to look back and remember the love ones we lost, and remember the joy you had with them.

Comm I had done by this guy let him know how much you like. And tell me what part of the desgin I should change.

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C'mon on. You know this fanbase... frankly kinda stupid lol

Being a Sonic fan is so daunting. I remember when people were fighting to get Frontiers an award at Game of the Year; now I see dozens of fans saying Frontiers was never good in any regard.

I’m not even big on Frontiers but c’mon guys. Show a little unity. Why does this happen to every Sonic game? It’s like someone is constantly spinning a wheel to decide if it’s time to change opinions

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C'mon on. You know this fanbase... frankly kinda stupid lol

Being a Sonic fan is so daunting. I remember when people were fighting to get Frontiers an award at Game of the Year; now I see dozens of fans saying Frontiers was never good in any regard.

I’m not even big on Frontiers but c’mon guys. Show a little unity. Why does this happen to every Sonic game? It’s like someone is constantly spinning a wheel to decide if it’s time to change opinions

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caught you! <33

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priorities

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Sonic Galactic is a sublime SEGA Saturn styled Sonic Fan Game!

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I'm looking at so many of my old posts. They are so shit.

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There you guys go, the Reaction chapter you been waiting for. @bssaz97 and I had fun with it.

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If the MC in DAO was involved in party bartner

For reference, this is what Elf mage Aravas looks like.

Leliana:I have been wondering why you have that white patch of hair. You aren't that old are you, I believe you are around my age.

Aravas: This was because of an attempt I made to try and telport when I was a kid. Like I was trying to enter the fade, then exit it quickly.

Wynne:I heard someone tell me a young elf boy tried to telport... Maker's breath, that was you?! What were you thinking?! teloprtion with magic is impossible. You could have killed yourself!

Aravas:(deadpan) You're like 11 years too late to lecture me now, Wynne.

Alistair:So... what does the white hair patch do?

Aravas:Huh?

Alistair:The white hair? Does your hair turn all white when and you enter some kinda super power mage state where you can start blowing up mountain?

Aravas:Buddy, I wish.... No. It was just something for the kids in the circle use ro bully me for, calling me an old man.

Alistair:Should have told them you could blow up mountains. Should have shut those little brat up really quick.

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A Quiet Home

Jaune:*walks in* Hey, I’m back.

Weiss:*writing*….

Jaune:I umm, got some food. Saph said she always makes too much so-

Weiss:You should’ve turned it down. Your nephew is a growing boy.

Jaune:She wouldn’t have offered if she couldn’t help. How’s rent looking?

Weiss:Despite my colossal fuck up on the mission, it’s covered.

Jaune:Hey, what’s important is-

Weiss:Jaune, don’t patronize me. I screwed up, got my leg hurt, got the client hurt, and lost the target. *puts pen down* Thankfully I found another high paying one. It’s a three weeks long and I’m-

Jaune:Actually…I put in a request to take that mission too. Client said he’ll think it over.

Weiss:*turns around* Excuse me? You’re taking my job line ups? You went in the last two missions. It’s my turn to-

Jaune:You need a break.

Weiss:Tsk, not this shit again. I just had a break!

Jaune:Crunching bill numbers is not a break. Weiss, your head isn’t in the game, and that’s fine. After all, your mom…

Weiss: “My mom” nothing we aren’t talking about this. There’s nothing to talk about. She lived drunk and died drunk. Predictable ending.

Jaune:Weiss-

Weiss:Give me space! And cancel your request while you’re at it. You’re in no condition to go on another assignment so quickly.

Jaune:…I’m not letting you go on that mission.

Weiss:Sorry, you’re not letting me? *stands up* I don’t remember needing your approval.

Jaune:That’s not what I-

Weiss:No it was, or else you wouldn’t have applied for the same mission despite our agreement. I made one mistake and now it goes out the window?

Jaune:You’re angry.

Weiss:Of FUCKING course I’m angry! I’m trying to keep these lights on and not burden others while you’re bringing in leftovers and stopping my job!

Jaune:You’re not doing your job! You’re running away from your problems!

Weiss:Oh you’re one to talk! The only reason why you’re here is because moving back in with your folks would be too much to handle.

Jaune:I moved in with you because you needed a roommate! My girlfriend was cutoff and alone and I could help! All I’ve been doing is trying to help!

Weiss:I didn’t ask for your help! I was handling things just fine!

Jaune:You were struggling.

Weiss:AND I’M NOT NOW!? Does it make you feel a little better to say you tried. Can’t help but I want to fix things huh?

Jaune:That’s not fair.

Weiss:Oh now we want to be fair? After intentionally making my job harder? For someone who is “trying to help” it never really works out for you now does it!? Not for me not for P-

She immediately covered her mouth, scared and shocked from the venom that almost slipped past her lips; this carelessness was given back with a stare of contempt that ate at her.

Weiss:I-

Jaune:There was a never a second I thought you were broken, or needed to be fixed. Guess that was my fault. Looks like your father did a number on you after all.

Her blood went cold. Weiss’s cheeks began to burn red as her anger boiled over.

Weiss:And yours never cared to do a swing to begin with.

Jaune:Speaking from experience?

Weiss:Get. Out.

Jaune:….

Weiss:I SAID GET OUT! I DON’T NEED THIS FROM YOU! I DON’T NEED YOU!

Jaune:…Good, cause you don’t have me. Sell my stuff for all I care.

He reaches in his pocket and throws his key at her. Weiss catches on reflex before hearing a thunderous boom as Jaune slams the door on the way out that shakes the room and cause a picture to shatter. The room is deathly silent as Weiss stares at the door.

Weiss:F-FINE! RUN BACK TO YOUR FAMILY!

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Not knowing what to do, Weiss simply grabbed her broom to clean up the mess Jaune made. Glass was half hazardly swept aside as she picked up a broken frame holding a photo of her laughing with Jaune, their face covered with cake from their house party with a banner overhead.

“A year of memories and miracles”

Weiss’s hand began to tremble until the picture slipped from her fingers. A giant pit filled her stomach and threatened to gag her as her knees fell to floor and her hands covered a ghastly wail. Finally, her breath was robbed and tears broke through shaking eyes filled with dread over the reality that was flooding in. The miracles were gone, and the memories, now bittersweet.