it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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dumbass
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"i could save the world, but lose you." Is one of the sluttiest things a man could say to someone they just met.
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Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
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I don’t think so 😩
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BARBIE (2023)
— Margot Robbie | Inside the Barbie Dreamhouse (June 16, 2023)
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Morbius (2022) dir. Daniel Espinosa
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25 years of ads peeled away
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