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Scott: What if I fall for him and he doesn’t like me? Melissa: Then you’ll find someone else. Scott: But what if there is no one else? Melissa: Then you’ll buy some cats.
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Stiles: How come you're not excited about life? Peter: I find nothing exciting before 11:00.
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Stiles: I'm going to make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken. Scott: That's going on your tombstone.
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Scott: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. Isaac: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
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Eli: I disagree. Derek: You usually do.
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Stiles: [facetime with Eli] You get over here right now! Eli: Who is this? Stiles: This is you in twenty years! Who is this? I swear! Eli: Mother, calm down.
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Jackson: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Matt: What? Jackson: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
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Liam: What state do you live in? Corey: Constant anxiety. Mason: Denial. Theo: Perfection. Tracy: California!
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Stiles: Please don’t kill me in my sleep. Peter: Awake it is, then!
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Stiles: Look, Scott's made his decision, and I don't really want to join your pack. But with so many lives at stake... Derek: You'd have to take the offer. I'll make you take it. I'll make you take it all. Stiles: And I'll roll over and let you give it to me. Derek: I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay. Stiles: No one is, it's just happening.
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Stiles: I like that boy. Peter: Prove it. Drop your pants. Stiles: All right, come on. Peter: Come on where?
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Scott: [half asleep] Did I put on underwear? Isaac: What? Scott: I think I forgot to put on underwear... can you check?... Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?
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Stiles: I think we should get married. Derek: What? Stiles: I think we should get married. Soon. Derek: …Are you pregnant?
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Stiles: I'm giving up on dating for a while.
Sheriff: But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. Anybody on the street could be...they.
Stiles: It feels like you just googled "How to talk to your bisexual son."
Sheriff: I did.
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Stiles: I'm giving up on dating for a while. Sheriff: But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. Anybody on the street could be...they. Stiles: It feels like you just googled "How to talk to your bisexual son." Sheriff: I did.
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Please and thank you! Sending hugs too!
Stiles fumbled after him and wiped his eyes. “I need a pick me up, Peter.” He looked around the house and made an umph sound as he was thrown into a chair in the office. “Do you have some angel dust or some molly?” He hiccuped, wiping his eyes.
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Damn… I’m going to give you three paragraph
Jackson walked to his car and threw his jacket into the back seat. He had never met someone so infuriating or had a more awkward evening. Stiles Stilinski was a complete asshole and he found himself wanting to beat the shit out of him. He looked over at the jeep where Stiles was doing something on the hood. He rolled his eyes and walked over to him. “Stiles, I just want to…” He stopped and glared at him. “Are you doing cocaine?”
Stiles looked up at him and rolled his eyes. “What do you care?” He leaned against the hood and stared at the other man. “I’ve got a hot tip on a party and I plan on having a good time.” He smirked at Jackson. “You are such a square, Jackson. Or should I say Jackass?”
“I’m a square because I don’t do stupid shit, like take drugs?” Jackson glared at him. “You were an ass all through dinner, to me and to all your friends. You are going to get yourself hurt and end up with no friends if you keep acting like this.” He growled at him and sighed.
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Peter smirked. “You really should learn to ask before taking the shit I gave you.” He watched him for a moment and sighed. “It’s just a bit of xanax. You will be fine. Are you ready to go back down to dinner?”
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