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“I still get butterflies, even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.” ~ James.

It’s not Diana guys, even though I love her. I just drew Mika as a Succubus.

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James: Do you know what Sin City is?

MC: Yeah, that’s Las Vegas.

James: Well, do you know what Den City is?

MC: No?

James: Mass over volume.

MC: …

MC: Get out.

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ITS MY OPINION

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Matthew: *Throwing stones at MC’s window*

MC: *Yells* You have a phone for a reason, Matthew!

*LOUD BANG*

MC: DID YOU JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW!?

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Is that a challenge? I’m not the biggest pervert in the world without proper merit~

Addiction

Warning: NSFW, Bondage

Pairing: James X Reader (First Person PoV)

Keep reading

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The Perks Of Dating James

He gives you the sweetest forehead kisses (because he’s so tall)

He helps you with homework whenever you need it

He is amazing with your parents because he radiates class

Speaking of parents, you can call him daddy in bed (wink, wink)

Reblog if you’re #TeamBaestrao 

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James: Erik, did you ever take Naomi on a date?

Erik: Yes.

James: Where?

Erik: To a small little bistro no one knows about.

James: And how long have you been sleeping with MC?

Erik: Three months.

James: And your boyfriend’s name is?

Erik: Andrew.

*Gasps*

Erik: Pardon me! I thought you said friend- I mean- Andrew’s just a friend!

Andrew: *Across the room* YOU BITCH!

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THE ULTIMATE DIAMOND FORMATION!

Thanks to @ennadearest, I made a drawing of Seduce me

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I intended to draw James, but whoops, I drew the whole crew 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t have enough motivation to colour it. HELP

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matthew why is there an arM HOLDING A KNIFE COMING OUT OF THAT MONSTER

based off this!

i cant stop shitposting - admin mcflyster!

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Me: *hears Bradley Gareth's beautiful voice*

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*come running in the room* JAMES! GUESS WHAT!

James all but shouts and almost fumbles his book. But he doesn’t. Nope, catches that thing and slams it shut, freezes, then relaxes. And adjusts his glasses. He’s still the Classy one.

“Yes?”

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James: it’s unhealthy to eat past 9pm.

Damien, eating lucky charms at 3am: oh man, good thing time is an illusion

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I finally played through Seduce Me, and I made some sketches because why not?

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REUPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!