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When tis thy time for beddy-bye the bees in my head S C R E A M
#the alternate version is eating while in the bees knees#fun fact: Zeus’s knee is the forbidden womb#he rebirthed Dionysus from that bad boy#there is probably some sick fuck out there who only steals bee’s knees#why am I posting again#whenever I play monopoly I choose the dog piece cause I got that dawg in me
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Some Songs in my Sex Playlist
Don’t Be A Jerk (It’s Christmas) -Spongebob Squarepants
Stay Alive - Reprise -Hamilton
Dead Mom -Beetlejuice
Wii Theme but It’s September -Mr Rock
Moment of Truth -Let it Shine
Artists vs Tmnt -ERBOF
National Anthem of the Ussr -The Red Army Choir
Cat -C418
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One of the hardest things about being in college living in a dorm with somebody is that you can’t wake up dramatically and make the loudest noise humanly possible
#sup roomie#yea I know you’re gonna see this#and yes everyday I wake up I have the urge to S C R E A M#like#S C R E A M M M
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Hahaha just remember in Greek Mythology that the fates all shared one eye and one tongue hahaha
#yes#Disney did lie to you#Hercules#Disney#Greek mythology#mythology#also that in some stories Hercules killed Meg#also that snakes were sent by Hera because she hated him#also that on his literal death bed Hercules told his son to marry a woman that he has been sleeping with#also that Hercules was sad that he didn’t get to kill his wife#his wife was tricked and she just wanted his love#she literally grieved so much that she offed herself#that woman was so loyal
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Describing each teacher I have this semester
Older man that is obsessed with Galaga
Human version of a ferret (speedy, tiny, energetic, don’t know when she will yell)
Fruity and tries not to get excited when talking about Homicide
Dope arm tattoos, piercings, and hair
Has a Twitch account
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Things that have been said in my college classes (it’s only day 2)
“I’m triple majoring”
“I found her twin’s obituary on the second page of Google”
“This class is a walking trigger warning”
“If I talk too fast then just say “hey teacher, slow the f***k down””
“What was your favorite part of the break?” “FNAF lore”
#I have only been to 5 classes#please I can’t do this#all of my teachers curse and it is amazing#I love college#college
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I want Luisa, from Encanto, to have one of my kidneys so that we can match 😍😍
#luisa madrigal#Luisa#madrigal#encanto#Disney#BRO IMAGINE GETTING PUNCHED BY HER#PLEASE OML#SHE COULD HIT ME WITH A GOLF CLUB AND I WOULD THANK HER#AWOOGA STRONG WOMAN#LUISA MADRIGAL??#MORE LIKE#LUISA MADRI COME OVER HERE
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Sometimes I leave out juice boxes in the night after I play horror games because if there is a ghost in the house then at least they’ll give me a warning before they haunt me
#what if it doesn’t like the juice tho?#then I don’t want to even see the ghost attack me#if you don’t like juice then you’re just a sad plastic cup#yea how does that feel#paper cup#I’ll use it in a sentence#Barbs is a paper cup because she thought that dice hanging from a car mirror was cool#listen#I get if they are like fuzzy purple dice#but if you have sparkly or plain dice in your car#well#you are in fact a paper cup
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Remember to appreciate others but act like you don’t like them because you aren’t no simp
#gaslight#gatekeep#girlboss#🕺#WHY IS THE DISCO EMOJI A HASHTAG#🦵#WAIT ALL CAN BE USED#YALL ARE GONNA REGRET THAT TUMBLR#WAIT#✍️👁👄👁🦵#PLEASE MAKE THE LEG GO THE OTHER WAY
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I always remember how hot I am until I see Dawn Dish soap
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When people say “you are what you eat”, does that mean that the only real humans are cannibals?
#more like canniballs#I laughed at that was harder that I should have#look I get that people are either funny or hot#I just happen to be both#you’re welcome#my leg hair shines brighter than your greasy hair that you haven’t washed because you’re suddenly feeling depressed#that was a call out#look at me go#the marinara man strikes again
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Why are names so hard, can’t I just be referred to as “bitch”??
#this isn’t a joke#I was about to send this to my roommate but thought it matched the vibe of my tumblr#I am the marinara man
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Can we get rid of chairs? I think class would be a lot more entertaining if everybody tried to squat for the whole class.
#we be getting them glutes tho#leg day everyday#getting those Midoryia glutes#GETTING THE LESBIAN GLUTES#lesbians are so cool#they could literally punch me and I would thank them#bismuth is also pretty hot#the steven universe character#throw back to when I got bullied by people and called a bottom by the fandom#dark days#like the plague#like the corona virus#viva la vida#I am the marinara man
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If your favorite Lovejoy EP is Pebble Brain then you definitely take naps 24/7 or you don’t sleep at all
#pebble brain#lovejoy#just facts#like the fact that I tore the paint off of my college dorm and laughed about it for an hour#or the fact that I yelled “Amazon is homophobic to where the whole dorm could hear it#or the fact that I am the marinara man#or the fact that I think Remy’s dad from ratatouille has a piss kink#or the fact that I retaped the paint on my dorm wall#or the fact that it look believable#or the fact that I would definitely throw a spaghetti at someone with their permission#or the fact that when I hear a loud noise and I’m alone in my dorm I unlock the door in case their is a person out there that plays mc
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“You’re under arrest”
Said the dog police officer
“Who?”
Said the owl robber
#get it?#because police officers have dogs#no other punch line#just police dogs#hahaha#dogs#reminds me of frogs#like that one frog that climbed up my wall as a child#god I hope that frog had a painful death#haha#police dogs#kinda quirky#god I’m so cool#swag
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The marinara man rises and with me rising, the mighty will be falling shortly after
#they call me the marinara man#marinara man#hit you with spaghetti noodle#like#wah pow#pow pow#*machine gun noises*
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