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cinderella...

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What's next, they are going to forcibly take her organs?

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

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have you guys seen the zesty b1 battledroid....

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It's the internet's millennial mom back here again with an extremely unpopular opinion that I need you all to internalize:

There are no food rules, ESPECIALLY when you're just feeding yourself.

The internet (and specifically TikTok, Pinterest, etc) has become obsessed with beautifully plated meals that follow certain conventions. It's all bullshit.

Crack your pasta in half before you put in the pot. Put BBQ sauce on your salad. Do whatever the hell you need to do to get nutrients into your body. The only rule is you need to eat.

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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DNI if you support: the enemy