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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

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Chimera

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

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Diddy Kong did WHAT

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—

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um fascist alert? this person wants public spaces to be clean, safe, and enjoyable. what a pussy. as long as an unhoused person isnt dropping a fat gnarly one in my lap i'm totally fine.

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BIDENOMICS

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honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

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Bruh

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“What if the free market decides against private property”

Ok, what if it does?

What if the “free market” decides slavery is desired again, does the right to self ownership just go POOF or would people be justified to violently resist enslavement?

It’s a stupid question asked by people who can’t think

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where are you guys seeing the option to choose unlimited happiness forever? it's not showing up in my menu

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Listening to a hip-hop song about the musician's promiscuous behaviour. I fear this man will never find a wife.