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This boomer meme is pretty damn good

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Seems legit

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New rule of aquisition just dropped?

a ridiculous concept i cant get out of my head is the ferengi having an attitude toward vulcans thats basically "these guys would be SO COOL if they didnt SUCK" bc they could be making absolute bank with their ruthless logic and intellect and they have the second sexiest ears in the galaxy, but noooo, they're too busy deepthroating the federation's boot. BUT if you took a vulcan baby and raised it right, with good ferengi values...

cut to quark showing up one day wearing a baby bjorn and sisko or whoever asking him "why do you have a vulcan baby 🤨?" "i acquired it." "you mean adopted?" "yeah yeah whatever. lets go, t'axevasion, time to launder money with daddy"

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Body Parts"

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Perhaps some night they’d learn to fly together

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Technology transparent PNGs

free 2 use

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IDK Uranium or something: Developing a kink based on a trait of someone you just really really like and now they've swapped up your brain chemistry forever.

Standard: developing a kink as you start having sex

Silver: develop a kink in your youth because you go through puberty early and get really horny

Gold: developing a kink because it's reflective of your trauma

Platinum: developing a kink cuz a callout post demonized someone for it and you realized that's hot as hell

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The tech fixed something behind the scenes and doesn't want to explain what was wrong because it doesn't matter and probably won't happen again.

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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📲 [Group Chat: Bats & Bullsh*t]

Jason: DICK.

Dick: hi bestie ☺️

Jason: WHY IS THERE A DATING PROFILE WITH MY FACE AND THE USERNAME "RedHoodieUnzipped"?!?

Tim: oh my god. 😂

Dick: Okay before you get mad— That was a gift.

Jason: A GIFT?? YOU CALLED ME A RABID RACCOON WITH PITBULL LOYALTY.

Dick: Did I lie tho? 😇

Barbara: I swiped right. Just to see what would happen. Zero regrets.

Jason: YOU TOLD PEOPLE I JOURNAL. AND THAT I LIKE CUDDLES. I AM A MENACE. A WEAPON. A WALKING RED FLAG.

Dick: Yeah but like…a cuddly red flag with big arms and abandonment issues. You’re welcome.

Jason: DELETE IT.

Dick: No can do, already got like 37 likes. One girl said you look like you’d ruin her life and do her taxes. She seemed nice.

Jason: I’m going to smother you in your sleep.

Damian: Todd’s raging again. Let me know when it escalates to violence so I may observe.

Jason: Dick Grayson You are dead. You hear me? DEAD.

Dick: That’s fair. But also, you do make amazing pancakes at 3 a.m. and people deserve to know. 😌

Jason: I hope Alfred sees this.

Alfred: I did. I’m quite flattered to know you keep a journal. Perhaps we could compare entries sometime.

Jason: I hate all of you. All of you.

Dick: Aww, he hates us. That’s how we know he cares. 🖤

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No please he cant breathe!

THEY LAMINATED MY BOY

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Nicholas Hoult & David Corenswet Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

Bonus, Nicholas is the best:

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sums it up

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me and my peepys (see the IRL babies under cut)

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Having the time of ferret’s life!

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/ past life spoilers , life series spoilers

Just a few guys in a hot tub

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