Now I am become death, causer of migraines.
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Property is expected to change postcode in the next couple of days.
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"Almost done, then I'll show you where I buried the remote"
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The British childhood is a rare combination of abject misery and risk of harm.
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UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.
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As we stumble reluctant and afraid into 2024, all that connects us is how alone we are.
Also Happy New Year.
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For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.
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Seldom observed in the wild, the 90s office chairs' lengthy and complex mating ritual begins.
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Never miss an opportunity to remind buyers of their lonely childhood.
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Crappy Diem.
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They didn't stop to think if they should.
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Every Thursday we give our chairs the day off, so they can watch some TV, catch up on emails etc.
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Stock photo.
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The gardener's coming next week to delete the hedge.
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Pianope.
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"There's a guy with measuring tape in my stable. Do we need to talk?"
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"Second thoughts, would it be easier to just put the whole house in storage?"
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