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This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

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„You'll get what's coming to you some day, Brekker."

"I will," said Kaz, "if there's any justice in the world. And we all know how likely that is.“

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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

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bye i love this

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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

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hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

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if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

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bastard of the barrel reporting for duty sir

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Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

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Human vs Animals

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based on a true story

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hmmm

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today’s bird is this downy woodpecker!

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weightless

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- Sydney Carton