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that-one-bi-disaster · 8 months
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I could literally become an orthodontist with all the hours I spent fixing all the pokey parts of my own braces CAUSE Y'ALL DONT KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOBS
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that-one-bi-disaster · 9 months
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that-one-bi-disaster · 9 months
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no way this is so cute
Dylan O'brien dancing. Men! Look at him!
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that-one-bi-disaster · 9 months
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help me what was the name of that one game played in india where its like tag but
the person whose 'it' chooses a topic, and everyone else chooses what their 'name' is (e.g.; topic is chocolate, each person becomes Hersheys or KitKat, etc.). One person tells the person who's it the 'options' and stands in a row.
The person whose it then proceeds to knock on the door (their backs) and ask any one of the runners if their 'name' is a random option given, and you stall them by saying "come inside, drink tea, and get out of my house!' if you're not it, or stall if you are it and then run. If you want, you can call out the name of another person (e.g, "Hershey's!) and the person whose it now has to chase the person whose topic name got called out.
It sounds really confusing written but someone help me out.
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why does this look like a stranger things scene
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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anyone else ever just have their social battery drained and then have it come back the second everyone got the idea that you don’t want to talk?
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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal
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what are the pronouns of a chocolate that identifies as female
Her/sheys
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lmao why wouldn't you use a pencil after the lead breaks off
its pointless
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why did it take me so long to figure out that commissioner gordan was sirius black
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y'all ever just like a character so much that you actually start acting like them without realising sometimes?
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PETITION TO BRING BACK PLUTO
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McGonagall
but just imagine Minerva McGonagall meeting all of us
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