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Funkytown fish

(Doot doot doot do do do doot doot doot doo)

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Watched a presentation in class today about the dmv reimagined

The qr code to the “website” was a rickroll, it’s been an honor to watch

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As a kid, I had a crippling fear of uncooked pasta. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense until you look at the shape of uncooked spaghetti, and you realize it could go so far up the nose it could effectively lobotomize a small child. So yeah

TLDR I was scared of uncooked pasta because of lobotomies 

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Someone tell me WTF IS A FISH, LIKE A SOLID DEFINITION OF A FISH THAT DOESNT INCLUDE NON FISH AND DOESNT EXCLUDE REAL FISH

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Squeeze an orange peel (zest side out) at a balloon

Loud noise warning

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Sometimes I wish people would show more appreciation to each other in rare and whimsical ways

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Have you ever thought about dogs? They’re just little guys that are made to love. I like dogs.

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Crows

S Q U A K

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Someone told me we would have an allergic reaction if we ate human because were too genetically similar

And so I said

"IS THAT WHY WERE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS"

The answer is no, no it's not.

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Shrimp fried, fried fried.

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Behold, holding the bees

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I feel boiled today.

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I intend on eating shoelaces today

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Fish

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TIL: the numbers on speed limit signs are stickers, not painted. Didn’t know what I thought they were but it wasn’t that.

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If you make an herb loaf with dill as the herb, would the unbaked product be called a dill-dough?

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Damn you, Freud