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Jade & Lilia reacting to their fem s/o that vapes/smokes 👀

Part 4 of S/O Who Vapes/Smokes

(Azul, Jade, Jamil, Lilia)

A/N: ironically I started this before I tried vaping and now I'm trying to quit 😅 (20 days sober lol)

The sheer surprise Azul experiences by seeing a cigarette set casually in your fingers is unexplainable by his standards

Smoke billowed from your parted lips and he let out a small squeak of shock

You turned towards your boyfriend and felt your cheeks flush in embarrassment

“A-Azul! When did you get here?”

“Just in time to see you engaging in a disgusting habit.”

Shame flooded your system and you scowled

In anger you took another long draw and you felt his gaze burn into you

He scowls and marches over to you

You pull back and look at him with defiance but startle when his gaze softens a bit

“Y/N” he started cautiously, “You know I love you and support you no matter what you do, right?”

You nod hesitantly and he continues “But I also want what is best for you and I might come from the sea but I do know a thing or two about stuff that hurts humans.” 

It was hard to look him in the eye as he said that and you busied yourself snuffing out the cigarette

“I love you, Angel but this isn’t good for you and you know it.”

“I know but I can’t help it. Azul it helps, it really does.”

He sighs and sits down next to you, his nose wrinkling at the smell of your after smoke. 

“There are people who can help… I can look into some resources for you?” he asks careful not to upset you

For a moment you sit in tense silence before finally turning towards him with sad eyes

“Can I try to quit on my own first?” 

He smiles and nods at you before kissing you briefly even though you know the smell and taste bothers him

“Of course Angel. I’m with you every step of the way.” 

You’ve only been vaping for about a month but you could tell you were already addicted to it

The flavor, the feeling, the smell, the buzz, all of it was more addicting than anything you’ve ever experienced

The problem you had now was that your boyfriend just caught you taking a hit and you were suddenly regretting all of it

Jade was quiet for a moment, standing in your dorm room doorway stiffly

As if he snapped out of a trance he stepped into your room and closed the door behind him as he set his bag down

“So, how was your day?” 

You cringed inwardly and looked down at your vape which you still held like it was a lifeline that could save you from this conversation

“Jade…” 

“My day was good, Floyd tried to beat up a student and Azul wants me back early tonight to test out a new recipe before he opens the lounge”

His eyes met yours and you saw cold indifference in them

It hurt your heart to see him like this after you spent so long trying to get to the softer side of him which he rarely let anyone see, not even Floyd had been given that privilege since they were kids

“Jade!”

He raised an eyebrow and sighed dramatically as he sat on your bed

“Listen little Coral, I don’t care what you do or don’t do with your life but I do know that there are other ways to handle your problems.”

You bit your lip, feeling like a scolded child 

“You will get through this and next time you feel the urge to bring that nasty device to your precious lips, come to me and I will distract them with a much more therapeutic activity.” 

You blushed wildly and gawked up at him 

“Now about that test you have tomorrow” he said with a smirk

You scowled at the thought of the impending doom that loomed over you then grinned as an idea struck you

“You know Jade, I’m kinda feeling like vaping right now. Maybe I could take you up on that offer?”

Needless to say, you didn’t get much studying done

It’s late when Jamil finds you smoking off the balcony at Scarabia

Kalim had invited you to stay the night after another one of his parties and you agreed knowing it would make the childish dorm leader happy

You didn’t expect that anyone else would be up this late so when you heard a shocked gasp you startled

Jamil had been on his way to the kitchen to make some tea for Kalim who was having trouble sleeping but strayed from his original task to take the cigarette from your hand

“What are you doing?!”

You rolled your eyes as if you were annoyed even though you just didn’t want to see the disappointment in his gaze

He waits patiently for a response but when it’s clear he isn’t going to get one he sighs

He takes your hand gently and pulls you towards him into a hug

“I know that you can’t help it if you are addicted but if you aren’t yet please stop. I love your voice and I love you, I can’t imagine not having either one day because of this.”

You look up at him with shameful tears in your eyes and he frowns as he wipes them gently

“I’m sorry Jamil.” 

“I know, and I’m sorry you feel like you have to do this.” 

The two of you talk for hours into the night about how he can help you and eventually you fall asleep in his arms

Lilia has seen and tried just about everything there is to try so when he sees you with a mysterious device in your mouth he is confused

You pull the vape device from your lips and he watches as white vapor follows it

As he gets closer he notes that it smells like the fruity scent you usually have

He had assumed it was some kind of perfume but he supposes it probably comes from your peculiar vapor device

That's when it hits him- the smell of nicotine hidden under sickly flavoring

Any normal human wouldn’t be able to scent something so subtle but to him it’s as if you had bathed in the stuff

“Love?” he appears next to you suddenly

Months ago that would have scared you but now you found it endearing

“Lilia!” you exclaim, slipping your vape into your pocket in what you hoped was a natural and unnoticeable way

He raised an eyebrow and summoned the vape to his hand and held it in front of you

“What is this odd device?” he asks in his rare serious tone

Sighing you explain to him that it is a modern way of smoking and that it is healthier than cigarettes so it is ok to do

He frowns through your explanation

“First, nothing that contains addictive non-prescription substances could ever be healthy in any way, second I can smell the chemicals that are no doubt doing damage to your lungs as we speak.”

Maybe he was being a little dramatic but he knew how sensitive humans were to these things and he would do anything to keep his human healthy and safe

You look at the ground while he speaks and he sighs in frustration

He doesn’t want you to feel scolded or ashamed, he just gets nervous about your health

“We will figure it out ok love? For now can you try not to do it as often?”

You nod and he kisses you soundly, Lilia will do anything for his human and he vows to find an alternative to your vaping device that allows you to feel secure in yourself and him to feel secure in your health

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Hello! Would you ever do a part 4 of this

With Azul?

<33

 I've had this one done for a while but I'll provide the link

(Part 4: Malleus, Cater, Azul)

Pt 5 & 6 will come soon (without Ortho)

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Hello, may I request a part 4 for Twst boys discovering their s/o self harms?

Hi Pt 4 has been finished and posted for a while but it was hard to find so I'll provide the link for you!

 (Part 4: Malleus, Cater, Azul)

Part 5 & 6 will come soon!

(for note: Ortho will not be included just because I see this as a more adult topic)

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

your masterlist link isn't working ^^;

Try this bby ❤️

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Can you please do a scenario on dorm leaders reacting to s/o having a nightmare? Like maybe they were having nightmares for some time and dorm leaders didn't realize until one night they find them tossing and turning and crying in their sleep?

Believe it or not I started this ask about 4-5 months ago XD anyways at least I completed it! I hope you enjoy! (Also I used headcanons bc I don't do request scenarios for all dorm leaders unless commissioned hope that's alright with you)

Warnings: minor angst, mostly fluff

Riddle is a light sleeper so it’s unlikely he won’t immediately notice your tossing and turning

After several minutes of sitting awake, waiting for you to settle down, he realizes something is wrong

He quickly gets up and turns on a light 

Your skin is pale and sweat drips from your brow

Murmurs about something unintelligible escape from your mouth

Riddle quickly comes to the conclusion that you are having a nightmare 

Gently but quickly he wakes you and you shoot up in bed, tangling yourself in the sheets

He eases you and untangles your legs before climbing in next to you

He holds you as you sob and shushes you quietly while pressing chaste kisses to your forehead

Soon you’ve calmed and he walks you to the kitchen so he can make you some tea

“Riddle? Aren’t there rules about being up after a certain time?”

He hands you your tea and sits next to you 

“Sometimes you just have to break the rules. And for you? I’d break them all.”

Leona sleeps right through all of your disruption and squirming

It isn’t until his own dreams turn to you crying quietly that he slowly wakes in anxiety

He rapidly realizes he wasn’t completely dreaming

Your soft sobs tell him that you have been awake and crying for awhile but didn’t want to wake him by being loud

He wants to punch himself for sleeping soundly when you were having a hard time

Quietly, he wraps his arms around you and his tail strokes your lower thigh in comfort

“Was it a nightmare?” 

You nod and he sighs, pressing a kiss into your hair

Leona mutters to you for the next half hour about how you are safe and loved

When silence finally falls he doesn’t try to go back to sleep until he’s sure you are ok

He won’t prompt you to tell him what it was about but if you wanted, he would listen all night if he had too

“I’m so sorry Herbivore. Next time promise me you will wake me. I want to be there to dry your tears.”

Azul sits up the instant he feels like something is wrong

He often cuddles you as strongly as an octopus usually does so he’s quick to notice you trying to pull out of his arms desperately

Are you too hot? Too cold? He can’t figure out what’s wrong and it bothers him a lot

Regardless he shakes you awake and holds your trembling form as you sob into his shoulders

He texts Jade briefly, knowing the eel-man would have his phone on, and requests some hot chocolate be brought up immediately 

When you are finally settled down, Azul wraps you in his softest blanket and places a warm mug in your hands, warning you that it’s hot

Your breathing softens a bit and even after the sugary drink you’ve just had, your eyes droop

Azul whispers reassurances into your skin as he coaxes you to lie down again, still swathed in the fluffy blanket

His kind words don’t stop until long after you fall asleep 

He runs his fingers through your hair, gentle not to wake you again

How could someone so sweet be plagued with dreams so painful? 

Kalim notices you are distressed before you even start tossing and turning

He’s a light sleeper so he hears your whimpers and small noises of distress and wakes up right away

For a moment he isn’t sure what do do

Have you been poisoned? Are you hurt? Did someone do something to you?

Finally he calms down a bit after coming to the conclusion that you are in fact safe and just having a nightmare

Tentatively he wakes you and pulls you into a hug

With one hand he strokes your hair and whispers reassurance to you while he texts Jamil with the other hand to bring some sleepytime tea

“If you want to talk about it just let me know. If you need space or a bath or anything else…” 

You cut him off with a quick kiss and smile at him through your tears

“Just hold me Kalim.”

He’d rather do nothing else than keep you swathed in blankets for cuddles and kisses

Jamil leaves the tea outside the room and Kalim briefly detaches from you to grab it

After sipping at your tea for a while your eyelids droop and Kalim tucks you back in with a peck to the forehead.

“I’m always here, my love.”

Vil is a surprisingly deep sleeper and doesn’t notice you waking up and sliding gently out of bed

You pad out of the room and sit in the hallway for a moment to clear your head without disturbing your boyfriend

You know how much he needs his beauty sleep after a long day of being gorgeous and badass

Unfortunately that meant you were left to sit in the hall by yourself and cry quietly into your arms

What you didn’t plan on was how tired you would be after the crying stopped

You must have fallen asleep in the hallway because you woke to Vil rocking you gently

“Sweet potato? Are you alright? Did you decide the floor would be better than an airfoam mattress with egyptian silk sheets?” 

He quirked an eyebrow at you but frowned again when you didn’t smile back

“Why are you out here?” he asks

You hesitate before telling him about the nightmare and his eyes light up with concern

He gathers you into his arms and brings you back into the bedroom

“It’s a good thing I haven’t done my makeup yet or it would smudge on the pillowcase.”

He lies down next to you on the bed and kisses you gently on the lips

“Next time, Sweet Potato, wake me. I do not mind losing sleep over the one I love.”

You and Idia rarely sleep in the same bed together

Not because you don’t like it, you just both have very different sleep schedules

Idia is almost always up all night playing his games while you doze off under his covers

Tonight was no different

Except that when Idia pulled off his headset for a quick break, he noticed you were making some distressed noises

As a first class introvert, Idia has absolutely no idea what to do and immediately looks up online ‘how 2 comfort sleeping gf w/ nightmare?’

All of the results are pretty similar and all of them make him extremely nervous but it’s you and he loves you so he will suffer through

Not that comforting you is a suffer but the anxiety that he might mess up and do something wrong

Hesitantly he makes his way over to the bed and shakes you very gently

You don’t wake up at first so he whispers your name a few times and finally you wake up

You are very glad he has fire hair because the worst thing about waking up after a nightmare is waking up in total darkness

But here he is, your knight in flaming armor, lighting up the darkness, his hair like a halo around him as he gazes at you nervously with concern

You pull Idia into bed with you and sigh into his chest

Eventually he starts to relax and asks you if you’re ok

“I am now that you are here.”

Malleus has never felt so guilty in his entire long fae life

You are tossing fitfully and shivering beneath the sheets of his bed, making small panicked noises

He can hear your uneven breathing and rapid heartbeat as clear as if someone was playing the drums

He had been on a walk when it started and it was impossible for him to know how long it had been since the nightmare began

When he had returned, Malleus instantly panicked

What was happening to you? Were you hurt? Could he even heal your fragile human body? 

His magic quickly roamed your body and he learned there was no outer physical injury but he was only slightly relieved

Once he realized it was just a nightmare he finally calmed down a bit

Malleus decided not to wake you from your sleep since you had already lost so much of it

His hand rested over your forehead and he watched as the soft green glow eased your brain and nerves

Your body relaxed and your breathing evened out

He still waited until your heartbeat slowed to a steady, healthy pace before relaxing himself

Climbing into bed beside you he promised himself that he would never take a night walk and leave you alone again

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Are requests still open?

If they are can we get a one-shot or whatever is easier with poly dorm leaders and MC? Maybe with them deciding to stay with them at twisted and their reactions? I loved your previous poly fix with them 😊😊😊

Hello friend, here are some headcanons! I am glad you liked my fics! Please enjoy!

POLY DORM LEADERS

You gather all seven of them first and foremost: “Hey @everyone I’ve got major news! Come to Ramshackle quick!!! ;)”

A quick text to your relationship group chat gets everyone together pretty quickly, save Leona and Malleus

Leona is an easy fix, you simply text him privately, knowing he keeps the group chat on silent but his phone will ring for you

If that doesn’t work you usually just text Ruggie and tell him to get your boyfriend (one of them) on the phone asap

Malleus on the other hand is tricky

It’s hard to know if he’s actually seen your text or not because he isn’t very good at keeping his phone on him or even responding if he does see the text

Luckily you’ve worked around this with a clever magical hack he shared with you

For your last birthday, Malleus gifted you a bracelet that could ‘summon’ him

All you had to do was grip one of the beads and think about him and he would be able to sense you

Sometimes you gripped the red bead: (you are sending him love), sometimes you grip the blue bead: (you are feeling down), and sometimes you use the green bead: (you miss him or would like him to come see you)

The green bead is directly in the middle so you can grip two beads at once depending on why you would like him to find you

(Big scary fae boy gets anxious that you’re hurt or sad and will show up guns blazing, no questions asked, so you have to reassure him that sometimes you just miss him)

It doesn’t take long for everyone to get together, sitting in various areas and positions in the Ramshackle lounge

You take a deep breath and smile big even though you are a little nervous

“Guys, Crowley found a way to send me back home.”

For a moment there is only silence, long, tense silence

Then an explosion of reactions

Riddle turns white, red, and then back to normal in under 30 seconds, nodding stiffly

Leona lets out a growl and Azul blinks in stunned silence

Vil’s eyes widen and his jaw hardens while Malleus stands calmly despite the thunder that cracks outside

Idia and Kalim have completely lost it, each in their own way, Idia whimpering and shifting uncomfortably and Kalim throwing himself into your arms, bawling

“QUIET!” Riddle yells and everyone turns to him “If y/n desires to leave then we should support them with our best efforts!”

“Thank you, Riddle,” you say calmly as Kalim pulls back sniffling, “However that leads me to my next point; when do I leave?”

All of them hold their breath praying for varying answers all of which sounding like “not for a long time”

“I miss my home very much. I had a life there and people I loved. But I don’t know how I will be able to fit into that life anymore. And so, I have decided to stay, permanently.” 

Again silence, but this time, nearly all of them leapt up to hug you and most of them even shed a few tears

Idia, Malleus, and Leona hung back for their own individual hugs, each of them appreciating their own space when it comes to you

Malleus and Leona because they are pretty territorial when it comes to your affection and Idia because he simply doesn’t like unnecessary physical contact with anyone who isn’t you

Kalim cries out about a sleepover/feast/party/parade that needs to be held in celebration of your decision

Leona and Malleus both offer financial support for you if you decide you want your own home

Azul decides he will cook a nice dinner for the two of you and present an official job in the management of the Mostro Lounge as you will need stable employment

Vil promises a spa day and assistance in redoing the Ramshackle dorm since you “simply cannot live in a large scale hovel for the rest of your life” 

Riddle busies himself with calming Kalim down and trying to restore order to the impromptu ‘meeting’

Idia stayed quiet, seemingly too relieved to say anything or participate in the celebrations

As chaotic as it was, you secretly loved it

Chaos was these boys and these boys were yours and being with them made you happier than anything

You looked forward to staying with them for the rest of your life

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

The link for accident in class under Idia Shroud doesn't work 😔

Thank you for letting me know! It should be fixed now but I can't say for sure! otherwise here is the link!

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Hey, I was wondering if you could pretty please do another 'He Did What To You?' au, but reversed? Like, Dorm leaders find out that their Vice's s/O is being blackmailed and Vice finds dorm leader trying to comfort s/O??? If you can't or are too busy, that's okay!!

Hi babes! 'He Did What To You?' was a commission. If you would like to commission me for this, my commission status is closed right now unfortunately but I will write headcanons for this ask for the character limit specified in my rules for Twisted Wonderland asks! Right now, the limit for all characters except for EXCLUSIVELY dorm leader asks, the limit is 5 characters. If you are interested in headcanons for 5 characters, send in another ask! Thank you!

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

Floyd Smut That's It

Word Count: 1,632

Warnings: NSFW, no beta, Fem!Reader

It had been nearly a week now and you were quite frankly sick of it. Vargus’ training camp was officially the worst thing to ever happen to you. Your boyfriend Floyd had to go and although it was only 7 days, you felt like it had been months since you last saw him. 

Not to mention you were completely unsatisfied after many attempts you made to pleasure yourself. Why you couldn’t seem to get off very well without him was anyone’s guess but you couldn’t really care enough to think about it. All you wanted was for him to come back to his dorm room and take care of you. 

He should have been back hours ago yet here you are all by yourself waiting, empty and needy. You even prepared a special set of lingerie for you to wear just to get things going. But he was nowhere to be found. 

A low whine left you and you shifted your hips upwards again. In the time you had arrived at Floyd’s dorm room you had managed to wait all of 30 minutes before getting bored. 

Soon you began to rifle through his closet and picked out a few things to wear. A large white button practically swallowed your frame, you pulled on one of his vests as well but left it open. Playfully you had flipped his hat up onto your head and because you couldn’t do the normal knot, tied his tie around your neck, one end significantly longer than the other. 

They smelled like him though and as you snuggled into his clothes you felt your mind wander till you could feel your panties soaking through with your arousal. Almost hesitantly you tightened his tie, imagining it was his hand around your throat, so tight yet so gentle. Your fingers snaked their way down and into your panties. 

It had been almost 40 minutes since then and you couldn’t stop yourself from humping upwards into your hand. His hat had fallen off and in your other hand you had the long end of the tie wrapped around it so that it tugged every so often while you played with your breast. 

Completely lost in your arousal and frustration at not reaching that high you desperately desired, you didn’t notice the door open. 

Floyd froze when he saw you on the bed and before he could even take a second glance, shut the door behind him quickly but quietly. Turning around, he pinned his gaze on you, draped in his clothes, humping yourself frantically trying to get off. His eyes narrowed in on the spot beneath you where you had rubbed and dripped on the bed sheets to cause a dark wet spot. 

“Shrimpy…” Finally you noticed him and stilled. His eyes were wide but his pupils were big and dark with hunger. Floyd tilted his head to the side and licked his lips, subconsciously or not you didn’t know or care. He looked ravenous and you needed him now. 

Leaning back slightly you pushed your fingers in again and moaned loudly. “Please, Floyd!” 

In an instant you were pinned to the bed, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist. He growled in a way that was more animal than human. “Did my Shrimpy miss me?” you nodded breathlessly. “Did my Shrimpy miss my cock?” another nod more vigorous than the last. 

Floyd chuckled and pulled back making you whine. He towered over you, even kneeling. Licking his lips again he pulled your legs up over his shoulders and you yelped in alarm. Lowering himself so you were more comfortable, he pulled your panties with razor teeth, then without warning bit harder and tugged. They shredded and he spat out the access cloth.

For a moment, everything was silent except for your combined breathing. Floyd simply looked over your sex, glistening and ready. Slowly, as if he was drawing out the moment. As if he had been aching for this all week as well, his tongue darted out and grazed your sex. 

You gasped as he suddenly dove forward and began devouring you like a man starved. A shudder rippled through him and his eyes rolled back at the taste. His long, skillful tongue lapped at every inch of you and pressed into your hole as deep as it could go without any hesitation or abandon. 

The heat in your lower abdomen sharpened suddenly and focused briefly before snapping and shooting out in a wave of pleasure. A loud moan ripped from your throat and you began to hyperventilate as one orgasm rolled into a second. 

Spurred on by your climax, Floyd continued relentlessly, drawing you to the top again. At last he pulled back with a few reluctant licks. He gasped and licked his lips, panting. 

“Shrimpy you taste so good I never want to come up for air.” Floyd whined. “One of these days,” he said, climbing up over you. “I’m gonna stay down there till you pass out from pleasure.” 

Before you could respond or even ask him why today wasn’t that day, he claimed your mouth with a brutal kiss. Distantly you heard his belt clink and the zipper of his pants. 

He pulled away with a loud smack of his lips and chuckled darkly at you. “Did Shrimpy make herself a little leash for me to pull?” he regarded the tie and ripped it away from your throat with a snarl. 

“Only one thing goes around your neck,” he leaned down as he threw his pants across the room. “My hand.” his fingers came up to your lips and you obediently began to tug on the glove fingers with your teeth. 

He watched you struggle for only a moment before his infamous impatience set in and he distracted himself with your neck. “Your skin here is so clear and fresh, almost like the first time I took Shrimpy.” his giggle ghosted breath against your ear. “Guess I have my work cut out for me, what with having to remark you and all.” 

Without another word he bit you. Ever mindful of your fragile human body, his teeth barely even punctured the surface, though you knew, deep inside him, the desire to bite hard enough to leave a scar. You would have let him too, but as much as he liked squeezing people hard enough to make bones creak, he didn’t want to hurt you. He just wanted everyone to know you belonged to him. That if anyone touched you without your permission, he would be there to dole out the punishment. 

A sharp whimper left you and you bucked upwards against his hips. You wanted him now. Swiftly you lifted your hands and tugged off his gloves, allowing him to slip his bare fingers into your mouth. 

You moaned around his fingers and his gaze got impossibly darker. He watched with rapt attention as you used your tongue to swirl around and coat his fingers. Hastily he ripped his fingers from your mouth and growled with a hunger you knew all too well. “Enough. It’s time for Shrimpy to take me.” 

Despite his harsh tone and rough implications, Floyd was rather gentle while he slipped his fingers inside you. You knew as impatient as he was, he was smart enough to prep you the right way. He could be as rough as he wanted later but it was no fun for either of you if he rushed things and you got hurt in the process. 

You found yourself wishing you had the forethought to prep yourself earlier instead of just humping Floyd’s pillows. Regardless, you couldn’t help but shove yourself down on his fingers as he scissored them inside you. 

He smirked smugly at your desperateness and bit your earlobe teasingly. “Is Shrimpy needy for my cock? Huh?” You nodded and he snarled. “No one makes Shrimpy feel like this. No one but me.” It wasn’t phrased like a question but you still responded.

“Floyd annhghh~ you make me feel mhhm~ the best! No one else ooohh~~!”

His grin became feral at your words and he pulled his fingers from you. You writhed and bucked at the emptiness and he chuckled darkly as he lined his thick length up with your dripping entrance. 

In one swift thrust, he sheathed himself in your heat and you cried out. Tears pricked your eyes and he pulled out and plunged back in again. Lifting your hips to meet his, he pounded your core and you lost all control over yourself. Loud and lewd sounds echoed through the room and you chanted “more”, “faster”, “please” and “Floyd” with every thrust. 

“Shrimpy feels so good. You were made for me. That’s it. Good girl. Be my good little Shrimpy. You take me so well.” Floyd grunted and groaned as he shifted his hips again, praises filling you with pride and making you clench around him. 

You felt his cock hit that spot deep inside you and you moaned loudly, eyes shutting tightly. “Floooyyd~ I’m gonna cum~”. 

Floyd snarled inhumanly and his thrusts got sloppier and and faster. His lips met yours in a fierce kiss, his tongue licking into your mouth. At last you tipped over the edge and a shiver ran up your spine. 

Feeling you tighten around him, Floyd growled and bit the pillow next to you as he released deep inside you. His hips rutted forward throughout yours and his climaxes. Thick squelches made an appearance as his release spilled out around him. 

A few moments passed as Floyd rolled to the side and tugged you against him. He wrapped his arms around you and pressed his face into your hair. “I missed you Shrimpy.” He said uncharacteristically quiet and you smiled.

“I missed you too Floyd.”

[thatweeboverthereisthirsty]

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Carrying the Dorm Leaders

Part one // two // three

— Heartslabyul

— Savanaclaw

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Double Trouble

Hello! This is a commission for my friend @reaperfeels! She requested this ages ago and my summer schedule made it very very late. However it is done and I am happy with it! I hope you enjoy!!!

Summary: You get a gift that turns out to be an exact replica of Leona. It even smells like him! You love it! Leona isn't as thrilled. Soon he approaches you about it and reminds you why the real deal is better.

Tags: Fluff, Smut, Plot with smut, NSFW, PDA?, no public sex, google translate translations so don't come for me

Words: 4,966

“Hey! Prefect!” 

A loud shout caught your attention. You turned to see Ace and Deuce running over to you at full speed. You shrieked and took a step back in case they didn’t manage to slow down in time. They stopped and started panting when they reached you.

“Um, hey guys? What’s up with running at me like that?” you raised an eyebrow and they both looked at each other in a brief moment of panic before speaking at the same time.

“We needed you for something.”

“No reason.”

You blinked and they looked at each other again in disbelief and frustration. Ace opened his mouth, most likely to start a fight, but you spoke before he could.

“If you tell me now, I probably won’t get mad.”

They turned to you, appalled at the accusation as if they have never done anything even remotely catastrophic. You were unphased by the looks on their faces. Eventually, they looked away with slight guilt.

You giggled in amusement. “Alright, come on.” you smile at them knowingly. Ace frowns and Deuce shakes his head while denying any accusations of mischievous behavior. “If you guys haven’t done something wrong, then what’s the fuss about?” you question.

Ace’s eyes light up and he grabs your wrist. “You’ll see.” is all he says before he tugs you off towards some unknown destination.

After several minutes of protesting and questioning you conceded and walked behind them as they led you to the mirror hall. The boys paused in front of the Savanaclaw mirror with twin smirks. 

“Ok, what is it? I know you guys said you weren’t in trouble, but the looks on your faces tell me you’ve done something that will get you punished in the future, and I don’t feel like taking the fall with you guys this time.”

Ace rolls his eyes and Deuce frowns. “You know it’s kinda sad that you don’t trust us.”

“What’s really sad is that you guys continue to give me reasons to not trust you.” you snipe back. Deuce flushes and Ace scoffs.

“Just go through already. I’m tired of waiting.”

You were about to ask Ace what he was tired of waiting for when you were picked up suddenly and carried through the mirror.

On the other side, sunlight blinded you and you squint your eyes. The aroma of sickeningly sweet flowers accompanied by a muskier scent that you couldn’t entirely describe but was nonetheless pleasant alerted you to exactly who had lifted you off the ground. 

A startled yelp left your lips when the arms carrying you shifted and you felt powerful muscles bulge and tense as your boyfriend adjusted his hold on you. Your hands went up around his neck and his bridal carry tightened again as if he was afraid of dropping you. 

Blinking, you adjusted to the light and glanced at Leona who met your gaze with a devious smirk, his fangs glinting in the sunlight. 

“What’s this for?” you asked casually. Leaning into his broad chest and breathing deeply, you missed the answer to your question. That was ok though because right now you were enjoying how Leona’s firm chest felt under your smushed cheek. A low purr sounded from deep within him and you noted that he was chuckling.

“Are you back on earth yet?” you glared and he laughed again. “This is for your birthday,” he spoke so simply that you almost overlooked it.

“What?” you blinked. Then blinked again. Then blinked some more. “It’s my birthday?”

Leona rolled his eyes and you gaped in surprise when you noticed the Savanaclaw dorm had been decked out in birthday decor. There were streamers hung crookedly from the ceilings, candles lit on the edges of the pond, flowers placed sporadically about the room, and a long table for snacks, drinks, foods, and desserts. One of the dessert spots was left open and you noted that the sign in front of it said ‘donuts’. 

“Are you gonna hog her all day or are you gonna let her walk on her own two feet?” Speak of the culprit. 

Ruggie was dressed in his usual oversized dorm clothes but they were surprisingly clean, save for the smear of pink frosting on his scarf. He noticed you smiling at it and quickly adjusted the apparel so you couldn’t see it. 

“Grrrr. Ruggie. Did you eat the Donuts?” Leona growled. 

“Whoops, I guess I did. What a shame, huh? Someone should have known better than to leave them lying around in the open. One might even say it wasn’t one's fault that the other was so careless.” Ruggie shrugged playfully, unaffected by the vicious glare Leona was sending him. 

You giggled and Leona ceased his snarling to watch you laugh. Ruggie smirked at the affectionate look on the lion man’s face. Everyone knew the big scary Savanaclaw leader had a soft spot for you.

Finally, Leona set you on your feet and made sure you were steady before fully letting go. 

You gasped and turned in a full circle as you examined the Savanaclaw common room. Everything was in your favorite color and although, not perfectly placed, still beautiful. You blinked back surprised tears and ran up to your boyfriend.

Your hands wrapped around his neck and he startled before hugging you back. “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Leona!” you cried.

He chuckled and purred lightly at your gratitude. “Hmmph, I just wanted an excuse to have some good meat.” his eyes sparkled as he spoke and you could see right through the lame cover. 

“Now that the prefect is here,” Ace shouted. “The party can begin!”

No later than ten seconds after the cry, the party was in full swing. You looked for people and noted that there were several different dorms gathered despite taking place at Savanaclaw. During the party, people started to disperse from their little dorm bubbles and mingle, leaving you with a “spot-the-guest” game. 

In one circle near the pool, which had beautiful lily pads and flowers with candles floating about, was the light music club and other extroverted classmates. Kalim, Lilia, and Cater discussed music and such, eventually turning to invite Rook and Floyd into the group. 

Ruggie, Silver, and Riddle had approached the food table, all selecting different portions of sustenance. 

You watched and giggled as Silver waited patiently for Riddle to finish scolding Ruggie on gluttony and diet. 

“It is appalling to me that you can have so little manners. Look at your plate.” Riddle demanded and Ruggie looked down with an amused smile. 

“What’s wrong with it?” Ruggie was baiting Riddle.

“What’s wrong with it? You started with desserts instead of the appetizers like one should! You also ALREADY ate all of the donuts and now you’ve piled your plate sky high with cookies, cupcakes, brownies, and those little wheel-stick thingies…” Riddle's gaze lost his heat as he stared at the side of Ruggie’s plate in confusion.

Ruggie blinked. “Churros?” 

Riddle eyed them and tried the word out on his tongue. “Churros.” Which came out sounding more like “Char-ooze”. 

Ruggie blinked again and shoved a churro in his mouth to keep from snorting in laughter. He held one up for Riddle who took it cautiously and then after a moment of hesitation, took a bit.

“Curiouser and curiouser,” he said around a mouthful and took another big bite of a churro. Riddle then abandoned his argument with Ruggie and returned to the table to place a few of the churros on his own plate. 

As soon as he walked away, Ruggie burst into laughter and Silver cocked his head to the side with a muted “Can I get some food now?”

You turned away, shaking your head, and spotted another rather humorous situation on the other side of the room. Azul, Jamil, Jade, and Trey gathered and talked amongst each other. 

Azul had an oily smile on his face, which Jade mirrored. No doubt they were trying to get underneath Jamil’s skin, who, for his credit, merely frowned and glanced over at Kalim every few seconds while answering cooly. 

As you meandered a bit closer you caught the tail end of Azul’s pitch to Jamil and shook your head almost in sync with Trey when you finally deciphered their words.

“You know, you would be quite the addition to the Monstro Lounge, Jamil. I would pay you for your services, obviously, but imagine the profits if we combined your talents with ours!” Azul placed a hand on his chest as if to dramatically point out that he was worth a shot. 

“Gourmet dishes from the dry, hot sands and fresh plates from the cool, dark undersea. A concoction of flavors that no one would expect or forget. My mouth waters just thinking about it.” Azul smiles and slides his gaze to Jade.

“Wouldn’t you agree, Jade?” 

“Oh yes,” Jade grins. “I imagine we would have quite a popular selection among restaurant customers. If not popular, then certainly unique.” His heterochromia eyes glimmered almost as intimidatingly as his razor teeth.  

Jamil didn’t look amused. 

You snorted and shook your head again. Those two never change. At some point, Azul would have to learn that Jamil couldn’t be persuaded. You hoped for Jamil’s sake, that day came soon.

The last group consisted of your personal closest friends, the first years; Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Ortho, and Sebek. Ace and Deuce were arguing about something undoubtedly pointless while Jack shook his head and Epel laughed, joining in. Ortho hovered nearby and studied Sebek who was making loud shouts and wild hand gestures whenever he felt his opinion was necessary.

You smiled fondly and waved when Ortho looked over at you. He pointed to one corner and you stifled a small giggle when you found Idia curled up in the most ‘out of sight’ spot in the room with his face in his travel console. 

Poor Idia, you thought. Being forced to sit in an unfamiliar dorm with a bunch of people. You smiled and waved when he looked up, noticing that someone was staring at him.

Idia blushed and smiled nervously back. You mouthed a thank you and he nodded and shrugged before returning to his game. 

Doing one final sweep of the room you spotted Leona standing off to the side with an irritated look on his face. Vil was speaking to him and although you couldn’t hear what was being said, you had a pretty good idea. 

Leona’s ears swiveled back a bit and his tail lashed more forcefully than usual. He smirked and snipped back at something Vil said causing the blond to frown. 

“I better save him before this gets out of hand,” you muttered to yourself and took a step forward. You were cut off when you bumped into something that hadn’t been there only moments before. 

Malleus Draconia appeared with a spark of green light and you stumbled back, blinking a bit. He frowned, noticing your apparent startle at his sudden arrival. When you had righted yourself again he was still frowning at you.

“Malleus, are you alright?”

He blinked and straightened his face. “I am. I was just wondering if perhaps you were startled because you didn’t expect to see me at the party. I…” he paused. “I was afraid I hadn’t been invited and came anyway.”

You smiled softly and shook your head. “Oh no, Malleus. You have nothing to worry about. Of course, you were invited. Why wouldn’t we want you here?” you almost sighed in relief when Malleus began to smile again. Things always get hairy when the most powerful mage at school gets upset.

“Well, what did you need?” 

Malleus stared at you for a few moments as he tried to remember why he had teleported in front of you in the first place. Finally, he smiled and pulled you aside with a gentle hand on your arm. 

You didn’t notice as Leona peered over at the interaction and growled in distaste. Vil raised an eyebrow and tilted his perfectly shaped head to one side.

“Do you feel envious of Malleus? Does he threaten you?” Vil smiled. Leona glared and his tail twitched and curled. Vil chuckled and stepped to the side as Leona stormed forwards toward you. 

“That’s so sweet. Thank you Malleus!” you said as Leona slid up behind you and curled an arm around your waist, pulling you closer ever so slightly. 

“What’s so sweet?” the lion man asked innocently as his tail flicks up to wrap around your wrist for a moment before sliding down to flick against your thigh.

“Malleus got me the coolest present!” you said excitedly and missed the way Leona’s expression darkened.

“That so?” he glared cooly at the fae and raised an eyebrow. “What did he get you?”

Before you had a chance to answer, Malleus stepped forward slightly, making Leona curl his lip up in a snarl. 

“What I gift the mortal prefect is not your concern, Kingscholar.” Leona’s eyes flash at Malleus’ words. “Besides, I have yet to see you dote on the prefect despite being her significant other.” Malleus ended his sentence with a raised eyebrow and smirk.

“Guys!” you interrupt before the spat could escalate further. 

One of the downsides of having so many different NRC students in one place was that it created a high possibility of conflict and possibly even violence. Malleus and Leona had an infamous reputation for hating each other. Honestly, you were surprised there weren’t any other more serious fights before then. Perhaps everyone was trying to be on their best behavior for your birthday.

“Leona, Malleus got me a very sweet gift. He’s such a good friend, right?” you accentuated the word friend, knowing how your slightly (very) possessive boyfriend could get. Malleus flicked his slit-pupil gaze between you and your boyfriend with a blank expression.

Leona huffed and looked away. 

It was the only conflict of the party besides the usual banter and occasional teasing. For the rest of the afternoon, everything went without a hitch. 

Vil fussed over Epel excessively as his hair reacted to the heat and began to frizz. The purple-haired first-year whined and moved away from his dorm leader's hands as they straightened his uniform. Rook stood to the side both amused and pitiful as Epel squirmed. Finally, the hunter stepped in and reminded Vil that it was a waste of energy to try and fix Epel’s appearance while still in the rugged dorm. After a short discussion, Vil conceded and allowed his underclassman to “parade around like an animal.” 

Azul, Jade, and Floyd ended up together and all approached you with greetings and birthday wishes. Floyd had a hug for you as well and you tried to focus on breathing and not your boyfriend who snarled when the eel-man grabbed you suddenly. 

Diasomnia was quiet and somber as usual, save for Lilia who was a social butterfly throughout the event and took great pleasure in popping up randomly for people to become spooked.

Heartslabyul was huddled to one side and bickering about something you would bet money on being pointless. Well, only Ace and Deuce and Riddle were bickering. Trey was trying to break up the argument and Cater was making comments on the side as he snapped photos of himself.

You sighed at the familiarity of the people around you and silently thanked whatever gods were out there that there was no more conflict. 

Within the last hour of the party, guests began to slowly trickle out, giving you birthday wishes as they walked out the door. After the last dorm had left, most of the Savanaclaw students began to clean up the party decor and mess. 

Leona came up behind you and wrapped his arms around you. His deep purr reverberated in your chest causing you to hum and lean into him in return. “Did you enjoy the party, Love?” he purred. You smiled and nodded into his chest. “I’m glad.”

Suddenly you remembered something and sat up straighter. “Leona. I have to go!” you ran off excitedly and he stared after you with an expression of disbelief. 

“Ok then…”

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Leona yawned and rolled over in his bed with a grunt. This past week he had been sleeping oddly. By that, he meant not sleeping very much at all. Your absence has left him to nap by himself and it was starting to get to him. All because of that thing. 

Your party had gone splendidly and you received many lovely gifts from everyone except Leona. He planned to give you your gift at a more private and perhaps if he was lucky, sensual moment. Unluckily he had been unable to score 10 seconds with you on account that you were always with someone else, or something else. 

Malleus, the not-so-little prick in Leona’s ass, gave you a plush replica of your very own boyfriend. It seemed like you liked the plush better since you had been neglecting the real thing in the process of loving the fluffy doll. 

Leona scowled and his tail swished on the bed, thumping the sheets in irritation. 

Several days ago, Ruggie suggested Leona talk to you about it, like a normal person in a normal, healthy relationship would. But Leona wasn’t normal and as much as he appreciated your own skills in communication when it came down to it, he wasn’t very good at it himself. 

Huffing, Leona sat up and scratched his scalp, mussing up his hair further. If you weren’t going to come to him like you usually do, he was forced to go to you.

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You were in the botanical garden when he found you. After you had begun dating, it was more of a frequent setting for the both of you. Ruggie would often find the two of you curled up under a bush of sappy flowers. 

Months of delightful moments and memories in the garden returned as Leona stepped into the familiar greenery. He smiled unintentionally at the memories. As he stepped into the clearing further though, his smile disappeared.

Not 10 feet away you sat criss-cross applesauce, squeezing the most irritating thing in Leona’s life recently. He huffed and glared at it with a deep hatred for stealing his cuddles. 

‘Just my girlfriend and her life-sized replica of me.’ Leona thought. His scowl deepened when he watched you whisper loving phrases to it. Sweet and kind, you and your voice praising a plushy when it should be him getting that attention. 

Leona stomped over to where you were sitting and cleared his throat. You looked up from your plush and blinked up at him innocently.

“Hello, Leona, did you need something?” 

His nostrils flared and he noted with a flinch that the doll even smelled like him. Irritation clawed at his throat and he took a deep breath before nodding slowly. 

“As a matter of fact, I do need something,” he spoke carefully and low. You raised an eyebrow but nodded at him to go on. “I need you to get rid of that stupid toy and never think about it again.”

His calm expression cracked and he held back a snarl as he gestured to the stuffy. You blinked a few times before smiling, deceptively sweet and innocent. 

“Oh Leona, are you jealous of a simple plush toy?” your cocky tone made Leona twitch and in a heartbeat, he had ripped the doll from your hands. Gasping, you flinched as you were placed against the brick wall of one of the garden's many maintenance sheds. Even angry, Leona was gentle with you and your body. 

“No, I’m not jealous of that fucking stuffed pillow. I’m confused why you prefer it over me!” he seethed and you felt his anger coming off him in waves. Instead of conceding as most would, you cocked your head. 

“But it’s just like you, Leona. It will cuddle with me whenever I want and it smells and feels like you too. The only difference is that it’s quieter.” you finished smugly, thinking you finally got him but were surprised when he suddenly smirked.

“Wrong herbivore.” he leaned in closer and you stiffened as his hot breath washed over your face. His eyes sparkled mischievously as he spoke, “It might be quieter but it can’t make you loud.” 

Confused, you furrowed your eyebrows and blinked when Leona put his lips next to your ear to whisper his next words. “That rip-off can’t hold you down and plunge into your heat until you are begging and screaming.” 

Your face flushed and your jaw dropped. 

“Only I can make you moan how good I feel inside you.” he punctuated his claim with a tender lick to your earlobe. Your knees weakened and you felt compelled to cross your legs. 

Satisfied with your reaction, Leona pressed his lips underneath your jaw and mouthed at the skin there until your breathing had turned choppy and heavy. His lips moved up and over your jaw till they kissed the spot where your lips met. 

You squirmed and bit your lip before you could make any embarrassing noises. Leona squinted at you and shifted so he could press a gloved palm under your skirt. You squeal and move away from him but he pins you harder against the wall. 

“Don’t move, love.” his voice roughens. “I think it’s time to take this to the bedroom. Don’t you?” 

Nodding enthusiastically, you wrap your legs around his waist as he begins a small transportation spell.

Landing hard on your bed, you look up and gape as Leona shrugs off his vest and in one swift motion pulls his shirt up and over his head leaving you with a perfect view of his masterfully sculpted chest. 

His beads and braids sway as he crawls onto the bed towards you causing you to scoot back involuntarily. He raises an eyebrow and reaches behind you to grab a fluffy pillow. 

“For support,” he says in response to your questioning look and places the pillow beneath your hips. You flush as you realize what he plans to do and help as he removes your skirt and panties.

Leona pants heavily near your core and his dark eyes dilate as he takes in your gorgeous heat. 

Before you can even prepare yourself his head is between your thighs and his rough tongue alternates between prodding at your entrance and flicking gently around your clit. The padding of his tongue scrapes your bud and he has to hold your hips down as you buck upwards violently. 

“L-leona~” you moan and push your hips closer to the source of your pleasure. He growls in satisfaction. His tongue presses flat against your bud and he purrs, sending a shocking vibration through your lower abdomen. Tremble's wrack you and the sensitivity in your body reaches new heights.

Kingscholar continues to abuse your sensitive bud and teases you every chance he gets. When you think he’ll finally let you cum, he pulls away and adds more bite marks and kisses to your thighs and hips. 

“Leona please…” you beg and his cat-like pupils narrow impossibly further. Smirking he moves away from your heat again and shifts so he can look down at you. The intensity of his gaze makes you shiver and tense up again.

“Say it again,” he commands. 

Breathing unsteadily you swallow in anticipation and try to look away from him. He grabs your face and moves it back so you are looking him in the eye. Leona’s lips trail your neck and jawline as he whispers into your skin.

“Say it again.”

Like a damn breaking, you squirm and moan wantonly. “Leona! Please please, please. I need it. Please. I-I-I can’t-Nnngahhh~”

With a pleased snarl, Leona unzips his pants and shoves down his boxers with one hand while the other eases into your tight heat. 

An amused look passes over his face when he finds you rather loose despite the brief lull in your sexual encounters with him. 

“What’s this?” he teases. “You’ve been so occupied with that doll I thought you’d forgotten about me. It looks like I was wrong though.” His eyes bore into yours. “You were thinking about me the whole time.”

A blush travels up your neck and deepens the one on your face. The guilty look you wear tells Leona everything he needs to know. He suppresses a groan as the image of you humping the pillow copy desperately trying to get off. Frustrated cries leave your lips when your fingers don’t reach far enough to pleasure you the same way Leona himself does. 

Panting heavily, Leona growls and presses his tip against your entrance. Despite how loose you are he still moans as he enters your tight heat. Almost immediately your body responds and a pulse shudders through you as you tense, pulling him in. 

“Control. Control. Control.” Leona mutters under his breath as he holds still. Your heart swells at his consideration and concern for your body and its needs. At the same time, you’ve been adjusted for a while and desperately need him to move. 

His forearms shake in effort and you use the opportunity to flip yourself on top. He gasps and you moan as you sink further onto his cock. Although shakey, you manage to lift yourself up and drop back down drawing a snarl from your boyfriend. 

Leona grips the sheets beneath him, claws shredding them. You bounce relentlessly on his cock and his control slips as he grabs your hips, still mindful not to cut you, and he takes over the pace. 

The dark mage’s biceps bulge as he lifts you effortlessly and pulls you down on his cock, holding you there and grinding up into you for a moment before repeating the process. His green eyes flicker and stare at you as he moves you.

The tensing of your thighs. The minor bulges in your abdomen as he pushes impossibly far into you. The flush on your cheeks. The feeling of your hands pressed against his abs. The way sweat rolls down your collarbone and into the valley between your breasts. Your hair is a disaster as it bounces with you and your kiss-riddled lips. Everything about you turns him on. 

You are so incredibly gorgeous in everything you say and do. How did he get so lucky to end up with such a woman worthy of being a queen? His queen. 

“Mine, mine, mine, mine.” His chant is cut off when you cry out loudly and he notices your fingers trying to reach your bud. He lets you take over bouncing on him and carefully rubs the sensitive spot in rapid circles. 

You rock back and forth tensing your thighs around him and he leans up to get a better angle. You get louder and he grunts trying to hold his orgasm back till you reach yours. Finally, you arch your back with a shout and he cums as your walls spasm around him. 

When you're finished Leona lets you slump forward on his chest and slips out of you gently. Purrs shudder through him and his tail thumps against your sticky thigh absently. He presses kisses to your hair and arms while you rest. 

Frowning, he notes that your shower hasn’t been working recently and shifts to grab his phone. Shooting a quick text to Ruggie about preparing his bath chambers he gets up to make do with a towel. 

Leona stops as your hand grabs his wrist. He turns and you gaze up at him tiredly. “Leona. I would never replace you. Especially not with a cheap knock-off like that.”

He smiles and kisses your forehead. “I know.” 

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The doors to Diasomnia’s banquet hall slam open with a loud bang. Silver startles awake and spills his tea. Sebek stands with a jolt, ready to fight any foe bold enough to approach the almighty Malleus Draconia. Lilia sips his tea calmly cause he saw the whole thing coming a mile away. And lastly, Malleus raises an eyebrow at the daring entrance. 

To half the room’s surprise, Leona does not stop after the rude entrance. His tail lashes and he walks briskly across the room towards one of the fireplaces. He pulls a familiar object from behind him and tosses it into the blaze. 

The stuffed animal lights quickly and the outer fabric burns even quicker. The tiny green button eyes melt and a shudder runs through Leona, although he tries not to show it. Reminded of why he came in the first place, the mage swings around and stares the dragon fairy dead in the eye.

“Don’t fuck with my relationship again.” he hisses. Malleus smirks.

“Whatever could you mean?” 

Leona scowls. “You know what I mean and I suggest you take my ‘friendly’ advice before it becomes unfriendly.” 

As the lion man turns to leave, Sebek stands up and shouts. “HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THE GREAT MALLEUS HAS TRIFLED WITH-” 

“Sebek.” Malleus interrupts. “Let him go. He has something very important to do.” Piercing green eyes bore a hole into Leona’s back as he leaves. 

The manimal sighs when he finally leaves the gloomy castle and the unpleasant experience behind and looks down at his hand. 

Looped in a thin gold chain is a ring unlike any other. Handcrafted by request, the gold band resembles the leaves of a vine and winds up and around a small round peridot crystal. The inner ring has two things engraved delicately. Underneath the gemstone itself is a lion, the same lion that Leona wears around his bicep. Opposite the gemstone, two words written in a foreign language catch Leona’s eye and he smirks. 

‘Mpenzi wangu’

‘My love’

Something very important to do indeed.

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hi! Just checking on you to see if you're okay I hope you're taking care of yourself!

Hello! Thank you so much for checking in on me! I really appreciate it. I am doing alright although busy. The summer months are my busiest as I work full time so it is hard for me to write a lot of stuff up but I get through it slowly but surely. I hope you are doing well too!

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the matchup is open?

No sorry, I think I did one just for fun but I deleted the others that came through