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My girlfriend, Admin Carli gone beat y’all up. Keep pairing me with these ladies y’all gone make her kill me and put me on child support. Smh.

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Somebody get that white woman and tell her to never try to talk to me again.

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Whale hello, niggers.

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I STAN THE CITY QUEENS!!!! YES! WOOOOO! 

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               “It’s been a full twenty-four hours passed without me getting bullied in any way shape or form. Wow, it’s lit.”

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               “You know what the REAL delusion is? You thinking you’re right.” 

“Sounds fake. I’ll let your delusion rock, though!”

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               “That nigga. Any further questions?”

@thcodre — And who are you, exactly?

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               “That was nice, cause I almost hit on you since you decided to look cute today.  What do you want from me, man?” Theodore gave a childish grin, resting a hand on her shoulder. “See, and that’s what we aren’t going to do. Margaret Jean didn’t teach me everything I know for these lies and fallacies to be spread. Fix it, Jesus.”

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               “I don’t take bills smaller than twenties, and my retainer fee alone is $100, the actual charge is 50 an hour. Let’s go.”

i’m bound to get drunk out here, so who’s gonna be my sober designated friend tonight? i’ll pay you.

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              “Spoiler alert... He’s not. But whenever you have a shower, you should let me cater it. I make fire pizza rolls, and my homemade buffalo sauce is so good you’ll wanna commit a crime.”

“Jesus. I thought I missed Uzi. I must know if he tryna be my baby daddy. What kinda food y'all wanna see at the baby shower?”

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                “Y’all real life some type of petty for being this quiet while these wholesome people performing for y’all. Where is the cheering, the singing along, my nigga where the food? But is that Scissor I see, making her get away? Let me go try and bag my first girlfriend, I’ll be right back.”

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I see some of y’all some itty bitty whores really unfollowed me. Wow. Not even my legacy could’ve lived on...

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Well, this was fun. — But my muse is starting to shake and I’m not finna hol’ y’all. UNFOLLOW. Remember kids you’re all hard ers and Here I Come outsold.

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Me???? With a yt?? Whew, that’s how you know someone is too gone off some white themselves.

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“I have NEVER seen that white woman a day in my life.”

“WOW. You might not wanna go there with the ex thing, bestie!”

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“It can’t be FCKME when it’s FCKYA!!!! Gon’ head and pump it up out my face, heathen.”

“You know what, FCKYA fake ass 8701 Usher wannabe ass!”