incorrect quote : THIRTEEN
Ashton: If I die my funeral is gonna be the Biggest F*cking Party and you’re all invited.
FCG: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die!
incorrect quotes : TWELVE
Percy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
vex: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Percy: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING TRINKET WITH ME !!!
pike, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
incorrect quotes: ELEVEN
Ashton: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
incorrect quotes: TEN
Percy: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
incorrect quotes: NINE
seeing as its the ninth installment it would be a missed opportunity to do one of these for campaign 2
ford: jester, I am questioning your sanity
molly: I never questioned it, I knew her sanity was missing from the start
incorrect quotes: EIGHT
vex'ahlia: percy stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Percy: Well of course I have.
Percy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Percy: It's boring.
incorrect quotes: SEVEN
PERCY: bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age.........anyways I'm bitches
incorrect quotes : FIVE
fearne: Why are your tongues purple?
laudna : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
imogen: I had a red one.
FCG: You drank each other's slushies?
incorrect quotes: SIX
ashton: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
FCG: How can you still say that?
ashton: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
incorrect quotes: FOUR
ashton: Hey FCG can I get a sip of your water?
FCG: It's not water.
ashton: Vodka, I like your style!
FCG: It's vinegar.
Ashton : Wh-Wha-FCG: It's vinegar, COWARD.
incorrect quotes : THREE
fearne: What time is it?
FCG: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
FCG: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Ashton: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
FCG: It’s 2 am
I think the thing that most embodies Percy's character is that he was able to make a functional bear trap out of dining utensils only to accidentally stick his hand into said trap while complaining about people not listening to him.
Praying we get Percival “Occasionally Feral” de Rolo from the campaign in S3 pls I’m begging
incorrect quotes: TWO
Ashton: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Ashton: I became eviler if you’re curious
Imogen: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Ashton : I’m going to get worse on purpose
BAD ASS KEYLETH APPRECIATION POST
incorrect quotes : ONE
Laudna : We need to distract these guys
imogen: Leave it to me
imogen: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
ashton, Fearne , and FCG: *Immediately begin arguing*
orym , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
I will never be ok after hearing vax beg for his sister's life 😭