incorrect quote : THIRTEEN
Ashton: If I die my funeral is gonna be the Biggest F*cking Party and you’re all invited.
Imogen: ‘If’?
FCG: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die!
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Percy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
vex: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Percy: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING TRINKET WITH ME !!!
pike, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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incorrect quotes: ELEVEN
Ashton: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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incorrect quotes: TEN
Percy: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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incorrect quotes: NINE
seeing as its the ninth installment it would be a missed opportunity to do one of these for campaign 2
ford: jester, I am questioning your sanity
molly: I never questioned it, I knew her sanity was missing from the start
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vex'ahlia: percy stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Percy: Well of course I have.
Percy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Percy: It's boring.
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incorrect quotes: SEVEN
PERCY: bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age.........anyways I'm bitches
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incorrect quotes : FIVE
fearne: Why are your tongues purple?
laudna : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
imogen: I had a red one.
fearne: oh
Fearne:
Fearne: OH
FCG:
FCG: You drank each other's slushies?
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incorrect quotes: SIX
ashton: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
FCG: How can you still say that?
ashton: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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incorrect quotes: FOUR
ashton: Hey FCG can I get a sip of your water?
FCG: It's not water.
ashton: Vodka, I like your style!
FCG: It's vinegar.
Ashton : Wh-Wha-FCG: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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incorrect quotes : THREE
fearne: What time is it?
FCG: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
FCG: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Ashton: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
FCG: It’s 2 am
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I think the thing that most embodies Percy's character is that he was able to make a functional bear trap out of dining utensils only to accidentally stick his hand into said trap while complaining about people not listening to him.
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Praying we get Percival “Occasionally Feral” de Rolo from the campaign in S3 pls I’m begging
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incorrect quotes: TWO
Ashton: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Ashton: I became eviler if you’re curious
Imogen: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Ashton : I’m going to get worse on purpose
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BAD ASS KEYLETH APPRECIATION POST
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Laudna : We need to distract these guys
imogen: Leave it to me
imogen: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
ashton, Fearne , and FCG: *Immediately begin arguing*
orym , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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I will never be ok after hearing vax beg for his sister's life 😭
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