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saw this on FB and uhh Lucio is that you?

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Hi hey hi I'm sorry I'm never here but I still love you all *smooch*

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I had to know your opinion on this. This could be for the main 6 or courtiers or both but how do you think they would react if they had a partner who was dangerously smart but also gets bored of predictability. What do you think they would do to keep them entertained day to day or in the bed?

Ooooh, this is interesting... batter up! *I step up to the plate, bat in hand. The bat gets upset about the way I'm holding it, squeaks at me, and flies away*

...or not. Well, anyway - I think this is a pretty niche concept, in a good way! I like the sort of characters that you're on about - the 'Sherlock Holmes' types, right? Let's see...

Asra: Asra gets to cheat a little bit on this one because of his magic - I imagine it's endlessly fascinating to see just what he can do with it (in bed or otherwise... ;) ) On top of that, Asra is a very mysterious person in general, and so I think he'd be one of the best fits for someone like this, since they'd always be trying to figure him out. And he's not dumb at all, either, so he'd probably try to keep a step ahead of them as best he could :P

Nadia: For Nadia, it would likely come down to games of skill. Chess is the one that comes to mind, but really any game like that. I imagine she'd be pretty competitive about it, and determined to win once she realised that her opponent would not be so easily beaten. In turn, this would likely make her partner feel endeared to her, which would make it all the more surprising when she whips out the more... dominant gear during their downtime. Doesn't matter how smart you are if you're gagged and bound, or so Nadia says :)

Portia: This is a tough one. Ultimately, I feel like Pasha might struggle to keep someone like this engaged, but her own endless curiously could provide highly entertaining to them as they attempt to teach her what they know, and in return, she teaches them all the little secrets, tricks, and shortcuts in Vesuvia :)

Julian: Mmmm.. not sure about this one. Jules is (very) smart academically, but can be pretty socially/situationally dense sometimes. His relationship with the person would likely revolve around intellectual debate staked on raunchy dares, which both parties would likely enjoy greatly. It does rely on the person in question being able to match (or at least bear) Julian's sex drive, though... it might also not be a good fit, since I'm not actually sure how much Julian would like being 'intellectually upstaged' - I genuinely have no idea. Everyone reading, drop your thoughts in the comments!

Lucio: Hah. Hmm. Hah. I don't know about this one. I can only see this going poorly - Lucio would be constantly mad that his partner is so much smarter than him, and his behaviour would either lead to A) various fights, spelling the end of the relationship, or B) Lucio becoming hellbent on 'making damn sure they know I'm smart, because I am! Aren't I?' And attempting to outdo them constantly, which might just be bonkers enough to keep the person engaged with constantly making up new puzzles and riddles for Lucio to solve, and amused at his failures (and happy at his successes!).

Muriel: There would be an odd standoff here; I think Muriel wouldn't really care about how smart the person is, and it might make him feel a bit insecure if they get bored that easily. Sorry, bur I'm not sure this ones a viable match :/ Just can't quite see it working out. Only thing I can think of is maybe the person is intrigued enough about Muriel and his silent persona that they dedicate themselves to getting him to slowly open up about everything, which to them, might just be the most valuable knowledge of all. :)

This is all just speculation, so if anyone else has any opinions/thoughts/cool ideas about this prompt, I'd love to hear them! Thanks for the ask, anon ❤

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Wait, you've appeared on my feed again, and I decided to check in once more.

Hello, I am the anon who stumbled upon this blog and learned many things that day.

I would like to say I had no indentation of shaming anyone. I am so sorry if it came across that way! I have no interest in making anyone feel bad for liking what they like and honestly I wasn't judging neither the people who write this kind of content, nor the people who read and enjoy it! I was genuinely just asking a question.

I've been told, many times, by many different people, that 'everyone has sexual thoughts every five minutes' or that 'you can imagine someone naked and under you just by looking at them' and just things along those lines. As an asexual, I don't have that, and I've never been able to grasp the concept of sexual attraction. It seems so unrealistic to me because I have not experienced anything like that in my entire life. So, I guess that's why I posed the question 'Surely you cannot be that horny all the time!?' the way I did.

At the beginning, I did also say that I was on the verge of tears. This was multiple factors layered on top of eachother, and the fact that this blog did make me slightly uncomfortable was just a minuscule part of that. I was in an already bad mental state earlier, and I guess that's why I even included that in the ask in the first place. I shouldn't have and it was dumb of me, because I made it sound like this blog and its content was the sole reason. This was not the case and I apologise for the misunderstanding.

Looking back, I can see why it may have been interpreted as rude! I am very sorry! I meant no disrespect or offence or shame to anyone!

The writing itself is really good! It's a lovely style of writing, and it's easy to read, which makes it pleasant! The content... isn't my personal cup of tea, but it is a favourite of many others, and I respect that!

Once again, I apologise for any misunderstandings. I really didn't mean it! I'm sorry!

Hello again anon! There's absolutely nothing to worry about, no need to apologise 😁 I completely understand that content like the stuff I post isn't to everyone's tastes ^^

As for what you said about people saying that everyone has sexual thoughts, that's definitely not true. You're not odd or strange for not thinking lewd thoughts about half the people who cross your path. Hell, I know I don't. Point is, it's all good! I'm only sorry that you saw content that you didn't really want to see.

Hope you're feeling a bit better now, and once again, no worries! Have a lovely day :D

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Edit: I've been informed that Vulgora is non-binary - sorry folks! All edited now :) you'd have thought as a fellow NB I'd keep a better track of these things.. 😅

Are you taking requests with the courtiers? If yes how would they react if Apprentice had a bet with Portia that she will flirt with every one of the courtiers? Amd their reactions? (I would die to see that)

Alright I didn't 100% understand whether you meant Portia dared Female!MC or if mc dared portia, I'm just gonna give the courtiers' reactions to a neutral mc lol

The courtiers, if flirted with:

Vulgora: Would initially whirl around upon being spoken to with a baring of teeth (bad mood today?), but as they listen their expression would slowly change from one of irritation to deep puzzlement. They assume you're talking about wanting to fight them, because what else could you mean..? They are therefore delighted, and 'flirts' back ("I'll break your skull!~"), to your increasing unease..

Volta: What did you expect except a blushy, flustered mess? Unlike Julian, Volta's style of 'flustered and blushy' cannot be hidden behind a front of dashing bravado, so she just squeaks and hides behind her hands instead, until you offer her a romantic gift of half a cupcake (you ate the other half on the way here... what? You were hungry..), which she scarfs down and is then more forward, inviting you on a dinner date (or a picnic date, or a bakery date...)

Vlastomir: "...you leave my worms out of this. ALL of them. --!! Yes, that one too! ESPECIALLY that one! Now begone! You're making Squiggly nervous." (He's wormsexual and doesn't care for your advances particularly, although he does seem to come over all funny... you've never seen the worm he calls 'Squiggly before, though...)

Valerius: Has maybe the most normal reaction of the lot - he initially acts his regular amount of cocky and uninterested, but as you turn up the heat a little you can see a little crack in his veneer. He blames the light flush across his cheeks on the wine he's drinking, but certainly doesn't say no when you suggest sharing a little more of that wine in private..

Valdemar: " 😐 " "🤨 " "............" "😈"

(You quickly realise that leading with "Hey~ heard you were looking for a new test subject..?~~" was a horrible idea and think that, in retrospect, staying about 1000 miles away from the topic of test subjects still might not have been enough to deter them from attempting to vivisect you as you run at top speed the fuck away from them)

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@sheepshapedfluff Caught your reply in the comments - honestly, I don't really find this overly rude. I actually used to do this a few years back myself - I was personally actually pretty sex-repulsed back then (this blog might be the result of overcoming that, who knows), and found myself compelled to low key shame people who posted similar content to what I post now. I'm not proud of it, but I did. That being said, I can't say that's what this anon's intentions were - either way, I'm not really offended. This blog certainly is incredibly horny, and it's certainly not for everyone! All I can say is I agree, there's totally nothing wrong with being horny :) I just hope I haven't scarred nonny here too badly... 😬

This- This is enough internet for today.

I don't even know how my asexual ass ended up on here, but can I just say I've been scrolling down your blog for half an hour. I am on the verge of tears.

1. Spectrephilia just gave a song I liked a whole new meaning and I don't like it.

2. I still don't actually know what a cockring is, and honestly imagining Asra matching what I can only guess a cockring is to his choker is just- His choker is a thick metal band.

3. Surely you cannot be that horny all the time!?

Politely, I shall be returning to my fluff. Thank you for this... experience.

1. I'm sorry about your song :(

2. It's a tight ring (usually silicone, can be metal) that is fit around the base of a penis, designed to keep blood from flowing out of the penis as quickly as it usually does, meaning the penis stays erect for a longer time. I believe they were originally designed to help with erectile dysfunction, though they are also often used for kinky stuff or just to look pretty :)

3. I'm honestly not, I think it's just that I channel all my horny energy here so it's like... concentrated XD Im a furry artist that's entirely SFW and I've been distressed before about my lack of sex drive IRL, so the answer is I'm not even remotely horny all the time... I'm just on this blog when I am 😂

I hope you enjoy your fluff, and thank you for visiting! ❤️

[the-arcana-but-saucier]

This- This is enough internet for today.

I don't even know how my asexual ass ended up on here, but can I just say I've been scrolling down your blog for half an hour. I am on the verge of tears.

1. Spectrephilia just gave a song I liked a whole new meaning and I don't like it.

2. I still don't actually know what a cockring is, and honestly imagining Asra matching what I can only guess a cockring is to his choker is just- His choker is a thick metal band.

3. Surely you cannot be that horny all the time!?

Politely, I shall be returning to my fluff. Thank you for this... experience.

1. I'm sorry about your song :(

2. It's a tight ring (usually silicone, can be metal) that is fit around the base of a penis, designed to keep blood from flowing out of the penis as quickly as it usually does, meaning the penis stays erect for a longer time. I believe they were originally designed to help with erectile dysfunction, though they are also often used for kinky stuff or just to look pretty :)

3. I'm honestly not, I think it's just that I channel all my horny energy here so it's like... concentrated XD Im a furry artist that's entirely SFW and I've been distressed before about my lack of sex drive IRL, so the answer is I'm not even remotely horny all the time... I'm just on this blog when I am 😂

I hope you enjoy your fluff, and thank you for visiting! ❤️

[the-arcana-but-saucier]

Can I just say, I have no idea if your blog is the best or the worst thing that has happened to me. As an asexual, I am absolutely horrified at how horny you are! But as a person, I find your horniness very funny! Thank you?

Wanna know a secret? My sex drive irl is actually pretty damn low :) Nobody in my life has ever told me that they're horrified how horny I am, so thank you! I genuinely take it as a compliment 😁 Im glad you find it funny, and I'm sorry if you were startled at all! It does say 'ye have been warnede' at the top of my blog for a reason :)

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Hi hey hi I'm sorry I'm never here but I still love you all *smooch*

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Are you taking requests with the courtiers? If yes how would they react if Apprentice had a bet with Portia that she will flirt with every one of the courtiers? Amd their reactions? (I would die to see that)

Alright I didn't 100% understand whether you meant Portia dared Female!MC or if mc dared portia, I'm just gonna give the courtiers' reactions to a neutral mc lol

The courtiers, if flirted with:

Vulgora: Would initially whirl around upon being spoken to with a baring of teeth (bad mood today?), but as they listen their expression would slowly change from one of irritation to deep puzzlement. They assume you're talking about wanting to fight them, because what else could you mean..? They are therefore delighted, and 'flirts' back ("I'll break your skull!~"), to your increasing unease..

Volta: What did you expect except a blushy, flustered mess? Unlike Julian, Volta's style of 'flustered and blushy' cannot be hidden behind a front of dashing bravado, so she just squeaks and hides behind her hands instead, until you offer her a romantic gift of half a cupcake (you ate the other half on the way here... what? You were hungry..), which she scarfs down and is then more forward, inviting you on a dinner date (or a picnic date, or a bakery date...)

Vlastomir: "...you leave my worms out of this. ALL of them. --!! Yes, that one too! ESPECIALLY that one! Now begone! You're making Squiggly nervous." (He's wormsexual and doesn't care for your advances particularly, although he does seem to come over all funny... you've never seen the worm he calls 'Squiggly before, though...)

Valerius: Has maybe the most normal reaction of the lot - he initially acts his regular amount of cocky and uninterested, but as you turn up the heat a little you can see a little crack in his veneer. He blames the light flush across his cheeks on the wine he's drinking, but certainly doesn't say no when you suggest sharing a little more of that wine in private..

Valdemar: " 😐 " "🤨 " "............" "😈"

(You quickly realise that leading with "Hey~ heard you were looking for a new test subject..?~~" was a horrible idea and think that, in retrospect, staying about 1000 miles away from the topic of test subjects still might not have been enough to deter them from attempting to vivisect you as you run at top speed the fuck away from them)

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*rolls over and falls out of bed with a WHUMP onto the floor*

Snrr- k! Waah...mm? How long was I out?

Found your blog in the middle of the night and proceeded to scroll through the entire thing so uh hi hello I like your content XD

Hello and hi! Thank you for following despite my habit of disappearing for several months without a trace :D

[the-arcana-but-saucier]

Julian Bottom of Vesuvia Devorak: I feel like he's down to take a fist, or give one. What r ur thots pls the public needs to know

Oh this bitch's thottery is unrivalled, he could and would definitely take a fist an half an arm without an issue. I feel he would *know* how to give one due to being a doctor and sometimes you need to do that shit, yknow, but I think that in general he's very loving and caring about his partners so might be nervous about giving a fist, although if his partner is consenting and specifically asks, he would probably be pretty into it lmao

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Found your blog in the middle of the night and proceeded to scroll through the entire thing so uh hi hello I like your content XD

Hello and hi! Thank you for following despite my habit of disappearing for several months without a trace :D

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Do you write angst? If so, are there any things you wouldnt write about? (Triggering topics and such)

I do write angst sometimes! I'm pretty thick-skinned as far as morbid topics are concerned (although of course I make damn sure to put extra warnings, tags, and such to stop people seeing it who dont want to), so really the only things I won't write are:

- Explicit rape scenes/noncon (I will write in reference to such scenes, if something like that happened to a character and they mention it for example)

- Any form of sexual content involving minors (again, it being referenced might be brought up, but I'm really careful about that one cause we do NOT support p*dos in this fandom).

- Anything about pregnancy/abortion/parenting, because that's not my area at all X)

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Peter Parker

Alright, I'm hoppin onto the artbreeder trend.

The devs mentioned that they took inspiration from Jeff Goldblum while making Julian

Here I present you: Julian Goldblum, aka Julian when he still had two healthy eyes.

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listen I know I dont post here very often but I want you all to know from the bottom of my heart that I still think about Julian sucking Asra's magical dick almost every day

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Not sure where I said I didnt care about the newer prologue. Also sorry to hear you were in a bad mood. I'm only responding to this because it's incredibly petty of you to 'want to have the past word' (seriously??) and I want to see if you'll keep responding out of spite.

Moral of the of the story is

The devs listen.

And we should stop giving them shit for every little thing because they didn’t need to bring the old prologue back, let alone this scene, but they did it anyways, because people expressed their ‘disinterest’ in the newer prologue.