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Do you guys think it was easy for him to put all those boulders there for you? Sigh...

(Perhaps this did not happen since Muzan didn't seen him coming, after all.)

(Okay, like, technically, the law wasn't that clear until a few years later.)

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Courting

Quiet moments during courting. AKA. i wrote this scenario out a bit more

The sun was sweltering as you trekked the path to your usual spot of serenity. You were grateful for the shade the trees provided as you walked the usual way, your path slowly forging with all of your trips for silence, this time you weren’t alone though. With a bag full of foods and drinks you were hoping wouldn’t melt and ruin in the heat your other hand was guiding, holding tightly onto the man whose heavy steps matched your own. You were nervous; to be sneaking away from the stall your family usually runs only to be escorting someone your father had seemed less than pleased to be courting you. You squeezed the baggy holding your ‘lunch’ swallowing down your nerves and moving further. If Gyomei had noticed your nerves he made no mention continuing steps behind you as you pushed back branches and noted significant plants and flowers you liked.

            Within minutes you had arrived at the spot, the warmth of the sun already heating your cheeks- it definitely wasn’t the small comments the man following you had been making.

“Hopefully you don’t get too hot here but the breeze from the river is so nice.” You had dropped his hand, letting is go back to his own side and moved to unpack your baggy, dragging out a small quilt that was just big enough to keep the food off the ground.

“It’s quiet, peaceful” He was facing the river, sunlight beaming onto his face as he closed his eyes in bliss, taking in the heat. You took the moment of peace with grace, letting yourself take in the sight in front of you. Thick legs holding up a body that you could only assumed the gods had crafted from a strong mahogany and placed in the arms of the world to bless. He was tall, much bigger than yourself but he never made you feel small, never made a move to mention the height difference. He was a gentleman even with his intimidating stature and he was polite, soft-spoken. In your eyes, he was perfect. Truly though, the only problem your father had with him was his job. A demon slayer.

“I brought a bunch of different foods for you today, alongside the meat buns you got” There was a subtle smile on his lips as he turned away from the sun, following your voice to sit on the somewhat flat rock you had claimed as your own private spot.

“I am not the one I brought them for” He was turned towards the water as he spoke, only turning to face you when you spoke up.

“I know. It truly was a great surprise, I can’t imagine how tiring it must have been to go all that way and then back here, did you get someone to take you there?” He looked at you like you had spit in his face, eyebrows arched in confusion.

“No, there was no need to bother someone for that, it is only 2 towns over, less than a single night walk to get there and back” You made a noise of agreement, mentally trying to figure out how he did that so fast on his own two feet. “If I can bring you a small amount of joy in a day then I would go across the world.” You almost dropped the cloth that you had begun settling fruits onto. He was so bold with his words, voice steady when you would have just kept quiet.

“Gyomei..” Your voice trailed off, seeped in and overwhelming feeling of gratitude and another warming feeling you couldn’t quite put a name to. “You are to kind to me. I truly do not know how of all people you have chosen to court me.” He blinked, turning back to the water as if he was thinking.

“You treat me like a human being” You placed the napkin of fruit in his open palm as he spoke, hesitating at the way his fingers curled into your own as they brushed, a small invitation. “You are not afraid of who I am, what I’ve done and what I do. You have a spirit I wish I could have.” He picked up a grape, rolling it between his fingers as if it was the period at the end of his sentence. Your mouth open and closed, mimicking the fish that swam past as you decided on a response to his heavy confession. He had been through so much, you didn’t have to hear the stories to know it, he carried it with each step. His chin was held high but his eyes held sorrow, grief that you couldn’t even imagine.

“I only treat you as the man I have seen. The man who is thoughtful, the man who is kind, the man who has brought gifts that may pay off a whole months of boat fees like it’s nothing.” He breathed out a laugh. “You carry a lot Gyomei and I hope one day I can be someone you trust enough to let me carry a bit of it, release some of the burden from you. You have become so important to me and I look forward to seeing you. Thank you for still coming back to me.” His eyes were watery as he faced you, his free hand moving to rest on your own.

“I plan to visit you as long as you want me to.” You nodded, your own eyes burning with the urge to cry. “Of course, I’ve been trying to convince my neighbors that demons are real and they’ve been calling me a strange child in response. You are my proof, someone who battles them like a hero. You are a hero” His smile was wider, not quite showing teeth but enough that you could see his joy.

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any time i see a labubu i think of sanemi

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Kokushibo👁

This kind of looks ass but I was too lazy to put any more effort into it

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I miss Gyomei

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I cannot stress how unprepared I am to see these final KNY arcs animated. To see everything happen. My brain was bad enough but to physically watch it happen?

The screaming, the grief. I don't know if I'm ready

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hashira with a bisexual partner

Author’s Note: in honor of Pride (and as your fellow bi writer). 😌🏳️‍🌈 Some of these are ✨toxic✨, but not in any serious manner — mostly just poking fun @ my own experiences w/ various bi stereotypes.

hashira with a bisexual partner

Hashira x Reader

Word Count: ~1,900

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

~faqs~

You’re a lil nervous about coming out to Gyomei, but turns out you have no reason to be

“So like, I’m not in conflict with Buddhism?” 😅

“With Buddhism?” he cracks a smile, “You’re not in conflict with anyone,” grinning now, “Unless you’d like to be in conflict with me? But I’m sure you know all I’d have to do is sit on you to win.”

“Yeah, yeah.” 😒

“Besides,” his voice softens, “If my religion disallowed me from loving somebody for something as natural as who they love in turn, then clearly, I’ve simply misinterpreted its teachings.”

“And you think that’s obvious?”

“Certainly.”

“So you don’t mind?”

Gyomei shakes his head, “I would mind if you were attracted to another man. I would mind if you were attracted to another woman. At least, to the extent of pursuit. Selfishly, I want you to notice only me.”

Your ears warm at his serious tone, palms pressing gently against his chest as you watch his expression, his own hands reaching up to cover yours

“Then I guess you have nothing to mind, Himejima Gyomei, because I want only to notice you. Pursuing you is more than enough for me. It’s perfect.”

It’s a little overwhelming for Obanai, ngl

Like, should he feel even more insecure bc there’s competition from all sides?

Or is that immature and the fact that you’re attracted to men and women kind of a null point bc you’re in love w/ HIM?

“There’s no competition Obanai, I choose you.” 🥰 <— you, trying to reassure him

“Actually, there’s DOUBLE the competition.” 😐 <— he may deadpan this, but he’s twitching internally

He tries to keep his fear under wraps, bc he does trust you, and he knows that who you’re attracted to doesn’t actually affect your ability to be an honest, committed partner

But sooometimes he goes just a tad off the walls 🙃

It’s hard to keep tabs on your new social media followers when he needs to keep tabs on EVERYONE 🫨

Harmless flirting and compliments? Not a thing when you’re attracted to EVERYONE 🫩

Gaydar? His is broken. EVERYONE wants you. Duh. 😮‍💨

“Obanai, just because I could be attracted to a man or a woman doesn’t mean I am. Or are you attracted to every woman you see?”

He balks, “Absolutely NOT,” head spinning, “There’s only YOU.”

“Okaaay,” you raise an eyebrow, gently kissing his cheek, “So you understand how I feel about you? About us?”

*sigh* “Yeah.”

He does understand

And he’s also definitely going to check out those 2 new accounts that just followed you 🫣

She’s always a lil anxious you’ll leave her for a man

Not a woman, bc, well, why the hell would you leave Mitsuri for a woman? 🤨

But a man?

Also, why the hell would you leave Mitsuri for a man? Why the hell would you leave Mitsuri??? <— but she doesn’t see it that way 😕

She knows her anxiety is unfounded

You call her every pet name under the sun ☀️, happily sit through every meal while she takes 3x longer to eat everything 😋, wash and braid her hair at least once a week 🍡, and tell her her boobs look fantastic w/o her needing to prompt you 😉

You’re so head over heels for her that even she can tell it’s more than ~just friends (you’re also literally dating her, but whatever 😆)

But anxiety isn’t known for being reasonable, realistic, or logical

“Do you ever-“

“-wish I was dating the male version of you?” you gently interrupt

Mitsuri nods. You frown.

“There’s no other or better version of you. I’m in love with you. You’re it.”

“You mean that?” 🥺

“Absolutely.” 🥰

… you’ll prob have the same convo in a week or so, but that’s okay 😅

She tends to forget that you’re bi 😆

After all, it’s not necessarily something that comes up day-to-day

And then you’ll start telling her about how your coworker randomly hit on you and now it’s gonna be super awkward and Should I report them to HR?

And she’s like ????? but that coworker is- 💡💡💡 Ooh right, my partner is bi!

“Did you decline?”

“Of course!”

“Well, if they were reasonable about your rejection, then I’d let it slide… but if they continue to harass you? You should absolutely report them to HR.”

“And to me.” 😒😤 <— only a slightly protective (threatening) afterthought

Similarly, you’ll invite her to Pride events and she’ll be like

“Um, sure? Sounds fun dear, whatever you want. I’ll be there.” 😌

And she means it — whatever you want 🥰

But it takes a looong moment for her to remember why exactly you’d be invited to such an event in the first place 🤪

This one doesn’t happen too often, but when you’re talking about exes

She tries her best to conceal the gears churning in her head, but it’s kinda obvi that she’s reprocessing the fact that your ex was a man and that your ex-ex was a woman 😂

“Thank you Shinobu.” <— you’re cuddling on the couch

“For what?” <— she’s playing with your hair

“For loving me.”

She pauses, lump in her throat as she murmurs, “It’s my favorite thing to do.”

You grin and squeeze her thigh, “Just so you know, you’re stuck with me now. I’ve become Shinobu-sexual.”

“Perfect.” 😏

Sooo the first time you went to Pride together, Kyojuro didn’t quite get the memo

And by that I mean his poster had your face plastered on it

“🌈PROUD OF MY PARTNER🏳️‍🌈”

The ultimate ally 😅🥹

“Um, Kyo?”

“Yes, my love?”

“… … why am I on your poster?”

“Because it is Pride! I am proud of you! You are my favorite LGBTQ+ member!”

—Tbh, I don’t think Kyojuro’s *actually* that clueless lmao, but the imagery is funny, so I’m going w/ it

—But also, literally what would you even do in this situation? How would you explain Pride to Kyojuro??

Ever so thoughtful, he at least chose a great photo of you 😌

His poster’s a hit, and you receive tons of compliments from straights, gays, and theys alike 😎

When you eventually get around to explaining Pride to him more thoroughly, he isn’t embarrassed in the slightest

“Next year I will get a t-shirt with your face on it!” 😁😁😁

Somewhat (very) overprotective, specifically bc you’re bi

Will accidentally out you, also bc you’re bi 🙃

Someone’s ~a little rude to you?

“Hey asshole, homophobia isn’t cute.” <— snarled at the waiter who was a tad condescending toward you 😅

“Just cause someone’s bi doesn’t mean they’re begging you to hit on them. Bitch.” <— deadpanned at anyone unfortunate enough to smile at you 🥴

“Yes, they’re bi. No, they don’t want to be your third. Fuck off.” <— growled at the couple that was approaching you to ask for directions 😭

He knows you can take care of yourself, but he’ll be damned if his allyship’s ever in question

It’s not 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

“Sanemi?”

“Hm?”

“Y’know, not everyone’s out to get me.” 😃

“What’s that supposed to mean?” 🤨

“Well-”

“Y’know, just cause your bi doesn’t mean everyone’s attracted to you.” 😒

WELL OKAY THEN MR. SHINAZUGAWA 😐

His eyes widen as yours narrow

“But I’m VERY attracted to you.” 😍 <— backtracking as quickly as he can

He’s turning quite red

“The MOST attracted to you.” 😍😍 <— still moving backward

You raise an eyebrow 🙄

“Whatever,” he mutters sheepishly, “I love you.”

With an amused snort, you squeeze his bicep, pressing a kiss to his cheek

“And I love you. Idiot.” 🤭

—I enjoy writing Muichiro x Reader from a highschool!au perspective, so read the following in that context 😁

Muichiro was pretty sure you had a girlfriend when he first met you, so you weren’t even on his radar 😅

Aaand then he was pretty sure you had a boyfriend when he saw you again, so you still weren’t even on his radar 😆

He finally followed your social media when he noticed all of your couple-y photos had disappeared overnight

Not that he was ever checking, bc you weren’t even ever never not once on his radar 😶

Tanjirou introduces you to him the next day

(Maybe Tanjirou was stalking Muichiro’s social media while Muichiro was stalking yours? 😂 Shipping hard from the shoreline. 😤)

Muichiro makes it very clear he hasn’t been lurking and waiting just to kiss you or whatever (bc Tanjirou makes him sound a liiittle obsessed when introducing him 💀), but also that he thinks you’re cute

You start hanging out occasionally after school, aaand you start wishing he hadn’t made it abundantly clear at the beginning that he wasn’t trying to kiss you bc now you kinda wish he was…

A few months later:

“So you’re into boys?” 👀

“Mhm.”

“And girls?” 🧐

“Yup.” 🤭 “And what are you into?”

“You.”

🫨

🫠

“Muichiro?”

“… yeah?” 😭

“I’m into you too.” 🥹

⚠️18+NSFW WARNING; not descriptive/detailed, but does involve discussions of sex⚠️

Likes to ask you ridiculous questions, in a lovingly obnoxious (and joking) manner, ofc

“So you would have sex with both genders?”

“Yeah.”

“You would have sex with someone else? Who isn’t me? While we’re in a relationship?” 🤨

BRUH. “Giyuu, that wasn’t your original question.” 😐

“So if some guy asked me out, you wouldn’t mind?” 🤔

“Giyuu, just because I’m bi doesn’t mean I want a guy asking you out! You’re in love with me! Not some guy!” 🙄

“So you would mind?”

“YES.”

“So are you two times as likely to cheat on me?” 😒

“Giyuu, literally what the fuck.” 💀

“I’ll take that as a no?” 🫡

“I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.” 😭

“Oh. Okay. Good!” 😌

”What’s it like?"

“What’s what like?”

“Having a threesome.” 😏

“JUST BECAUSE I’M BI DOESN’T MEAN I’VE HAD A THREESOME.”🫨😵‍💫🫩

“Too bad.” 😶

“WHAT.”

“Kidding, kidding. I love having sex with you.” 😍

“Mhm.”

“Only you.” 😘

“Great.”

“Unless you want more. But I’m happy as is.” 🥰

He’s kinda digging himself a hole rn, but he’s also being totally genuine (in that he only wants to have a threesome if you want to have a threesome, lmao)

Do I reeeally have to write anything? 

Bisexual

In the Uzui household

Talk about winning the lottery 😭😭😭🤤

Not to sexualize anyone, ofc 😅

My favorite meme is the one w/ Tengen pointing to Hina, Makio, and Suma being all like, “You 6 are the most important things to me.”

You love the, “So show me your partner!” question 

Bc you can literally just keep hitting the poor soul who asked you w/ photo after photo of your absolute STUNNERS of partners

“So you’re not really bi?” <— that one asshole after you show them a photo of Tengen first

“Actually, I’m pretty fucking bi.” <— and then you show The Asshole photos of Hina, Makio, and Suma 😌

Ppl are always confused when you all go out on a date together

Bc like, is it girls’ night out ft. Tengen the gay bestie?

Do you all have a thing for Tengen and he’s just playing everybody?

Or is Tengen just tagging along out of sheer hope and desperation (he was friendzoned yrs ago)?

You keep anyone who stares for too long on their toes by kissing Hina’s cheek, holding Suma’s hand, hugging Makio from behind, and sitting on Tengen’s lap 🤗

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Unhinged observation

Genya should've disintegrated the moment his head was cut as other demons do, even Gyomei noticed this.

But the fact that it was after Sanemi woke up that he started to fall apart means that he was stalling his disintegration through willpower alone.

He waited until he saw that Koku-chan was defeated and Sanemi was safe before he could pass away. His love for Sanemi was so strong, it was literally the only thing holding him together.

Yes that's right. Fuck you, and your morning 🥲

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"Then corrupt me."

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what if I just ended it all?

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this is part of a bigger piece but i couldn't not share, she's too cute ~ >///< (*/ω＼*)

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yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now