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F/O spotting in a wallmart of all places

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when I got back from the kitchen I saw it and

okay now think about it. there a lot of factors at play here including

I am tired

I am stupid

I am at the moment both tired and stupid

so I then walked back into the room and my brain, in the span of two seconds, went through the following:

laying on the table

right there face down

rectangle

on the table

large bl

I KNOW it's face down

the shape is a

right there in front of m

it's right there in front of me

I'm trying to fix th

large black rectangle laying face down on a table

and I'm the only one here trying to fix it

big rectangl

what's happening

'm trying to repair th

I'm trying to repair this big rectangle

large black rectangle right in front of my eyes

.the

it's taken days I've messed up sometimes

there are problems I can't solve

I'm just like her aren't I

I'm

where am I

before I blinked and went Yyup That's Verticorre. Classic Verticorre My Little Vertical Chess Creation That's Just Verticorre I Love Verticorre

.....I then silently lifted it up to see the front board display. and guess whaT? it's a chessboard of course idk what I was expecting there haha I just did that b.ecause I wanted to lol I just wanted to see Verticorre because I like Verticorre obviously what are you talking abo[I am crushed by a comically large grand piano

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so uh

ffunny thing that just .happened

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I was working on fixing Verticorre as usual, and I decided y'know what. the back was never painted! like it's just cardboard and tape looking. how about I paint that, since like cmon it looks unfinished!

then I thought okay what should the design be. maybe something to do with my other giant chess themed project, [secret project 1]. okay the theming of that is orange yellow and purple on a black background. oh I know! what if I put the logo for [secret project 1] on the back of Verticorre! it already has the color palette on the front, so why not?

but for that move I needed to put a base coat of black paint on. which I do have, and since I'm going to bed soon even a thick coat will dry while I sleep!

so I did that. using my hand because I don't have any large brushes. but then I had to wash the paint off my hands.

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so uh

ffunny thing that just .happened

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so uh

ffunny thing that just .happened

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Move and Check Mushrooms are done! these were very easy to make and I'll explain how they work later

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sleep deprived theory time: tpot prediction edition

this wasn't supposed to be satire when I started writing it but uhh .

tpot 19 spoilers

the One Won Theory*

*yeah I know won is past tense but like. shut up I'm making a pun

first of all the obvious: people are expecting something to happen in tpot 20. people are expecting Grassy to be important, or X or Two or Six or Three or whoever. some people are even thinking 2763 will make an appearance and ultimately be the one to defeat One.

if One wins, that expectation will be shattered.

One has the power of three algebraliens right now; Two, Four and herself. she's kicking planets for fuck's sake. also, I suspect she'll go after the remaining powerful algebraliens to try and collect their powers as well. which could ultimately have something to do with 2763 but that's beside the point (<- has thought she might want to try and fight them since tpot 18)

now, if One wins, most people will consider this a "bad" ending, yes? "bad" of course referring to the heroes losing and villains winning, not low quality or bad writing.

if we think of object shows with "bad" endings, the first one that everyone thinks of is hfjone, yeah?

well. JNJ could end up referencing that. and of course my most damning evidence is right there in the title

hfjOne

th ere was supposed to be more actual evidence here but I forgor

anyway [collapses into a pile of sleep

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I paused working on Verticorre to fix this nobody panic

going through old stuff and I found this thing I apparently made with elastics or something. guess I knew those colors were awesome before I even watched the show :]

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going through old stuff and I found this thing I apparently made with elastics or something. guess I knew those colors were awesome before I even watched the show :]

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oh that's just my "I reblogged a post and added something" tag. if you check my pinned you could probably find a particular theming in my tags,

I have a whole box of girl guide cookies to myself. My life has improved by 2763%

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I have a whole box of girl guide cookies to myself. My life has improved by 2763%

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the bandages come off when the paint's still wet so it doesn't stick to itself and chip

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trying out a new chess opening

sorry for the cut i had to cough

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what at all is happening here (<- knows)

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yeah like. I used to like grassy but after what he did to Tree I lost all sympathy

am I stupid or was there not that much angst in tpot 19

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I-

I'm starting to think it's because of the grassy scene actually?? like people seem to be calling that angst but I'm just here like haha. karma

am I stupid or was there not that much angst in tpot 19