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I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

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I just think they are silly

Alice: “what’s the worst thing to do with legs”

Sam: “Alice…”

Alice: “probably amputate and eat them”

Sam: “I did not eat my leg”

Alice: “but you could’ve”

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Me? Doodling awkward Sam and Celia on the back of my English assignment? More likely than you think

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OMG ITS THE AMPUTEE SAM ARTIST HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE AMPUTEE SAM THANK YOU FOR DOING THE GODDESSES WORK GODSPEED

YESS THANK YOU!! Have a little doodle just as a treat <3 (it’s a little shaky cuz I’m travelling rn but oh well)

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Some Mr. Bonzo fanart I did of the big boi eating Slight color version under the cut

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Alice would have a pin collection like this:

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alice should have thought twice about calling herself the patron saint of cute wimps because she forgot to take into account that gwen is also a cute wimp and they are now soulbonded

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Mr. Bonzo’s on his way,,,

he also does lapdances

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Hi, I’m sorry

But there are easier ways to break into a club

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these two scenes are besties

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[ID: Three digital drawings of Teddy Vaughn from The Magnus Protocol on a gray background. He is a fat, bald, black man with dark brown skin and a lot of body hair and a goatee and small mustache. In the two largest images he is wearing small gold hoop earrings, a dark blue sweater, a gold button-down with the sleeves rolled up and the collar unbuttoned, brown slacks, blue socks, brown oxford shoes, and a gold watch. On the right is a full body drawing of him doing a little dance and whistling, and on the bottom left is a chest-up drawing of him lifting up a glass of beer with a pinky raised saying "cheers" but written as "cheeahhs~" and making an exaggeratedly posh expression with one brow raised and his eyes rolling back a bit.

In the upper left is a doodle of him wearing a dull yellow button-down, gold necktie, and gold and brown argyle vest as well as his earrings, looking back tearfully at Colin, who is a skinny white guy with a blonde ponytail and mustache and glasses, and who is also looking tearfully at Teddy. There is a little broken heart between them. end ID]

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teddy sillies cuz i like this guy. i ended up doing multiple from that poll. also i think colin and teddy maybe had a thing that ended when teddy left, they're silly guys

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alice doing gwen's makeup :3

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Three Horseman of the Eyepocalypse little guys from the computer :3

Here they are. From left to right:

The Whore, the Depressed menace to society and the Sleep Deprived Wet Cat.

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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

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We're friends, aren't we?

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@maniccanvas

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