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the-green-blur · 5 years
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And that kid grew up to be Obama and then everyone clapped
A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”
Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”
And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuck up, Greg.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Thats bobby with that tool.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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The Emoji Movie except its disney jerking themselves
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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God of War - Created by Chanon Torncharoensri
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Nah still hate cats tho
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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats
My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Visually beautiful. a trailer and it's already better than the trash we got that is Homecoming.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Blade Runner Poster Collection 03
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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by Victor Martinez
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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“I’ve always told you, you’re special”
Made this art because I loved Blade Runner 2049 so much. So have my Jois I made. Added a glitch effect in ps because it looked cool.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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AKIRA was released 29 years ago today! Check out this unused tribute artwork from #MankindDivided, reminiscent of the movie’s iconic poster.
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Please Square Enix give us a new Deus Ex game!
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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Some old concept I did for a promo trailer for Blade Runner 2049. They shot it with a miniature stop motion set. 
I miss doing personal work I wanna draw trash
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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by Valenberg
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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So today my brother called me a “feminist” as if it was an insult and i yelled back “HELL YEAH, I´M ONE, I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS” and 30 minutes after he enters my room with a dictionary in hand and just whispers “I´m a feminist too” and i never felt more proud
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the-green-blur · 6 years
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I get these guys in my dms way too often
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the-green-blur · 7 years
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I'm an anti and this blog is honestly so cringey
I'm sure you are anon ;)
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the-green-blur · 7 years
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This site is a cesspool
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