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the-littlest-goblin · 13 hours
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penelope but with gray hair <3
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no rizz just big bug eyes and an obsessive desire for blood and attention
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what’s this about btw
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a lot of stories will take a so-called "golden age" period and go "hey it wasn't actually that good, in fact it kind of sucked for basically everyone but a few guys who benefitted from exploiting the rest" and i can respect that because i love a good exposure of the bones the system is built on, but the thing is i also kind of want more stories where it really was that good and just as horrifying for it. empires bursting at the seams with opulence, where gold really does run as freely as blood in the gem-encrusted streets. warriors clad in shining armour, with weapons so bright and sharp they hurt to look at. every day is overflowing with possibility, every night a party where people gorge themselves sick on sheer excess and still return for more. even the poorest man in the region lives in comparative luxury to his poverty-stricken peers elsewhere. and none of it is sustainable. it's collapsing under its own weight and the rot eating at its heart, its bottomless hunger barely kept at bay. it's a society that isn't built to last or be outlived.
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the-littlest-goblin · 13 hours
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I just wanted to share this article about Palestine's right to revolt and why it is important that we support it. It also has sources embedded in the text that debunk misinformation about them and Hamas. I implore everyone to read it and spread this information around.
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the-littlest-goblin · 13 hours
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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course
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the-littlest-goblin · 15 hours
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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the-littlest-goblin · 21 hours
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Write one sentence. Let it lead to another. It comes in waves. 
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the-littlest-goblin · 23 hours
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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the-littlest-goblin · 24 hours
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings
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Kozma Laszlo really sat down to dinner with the Upper Trust and said ‘listen up 5’s, a 10 is talking.’
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some midst x troubled bird memes
to take the edge off
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Which is it, folks?
(The “normal guy” response is meant to suggest there’s just a totally regular dude named Moc Weepe strolling about who has NO idea this weird glass frog sleazeball of a conman stole his entire identity)
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