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the problem with this approach is that since 10 years ago the vibes have been really bad.

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Tobias: this ain't about him

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if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

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Llloyd Forger talking to his wife about Anya

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

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I had to call the assistance to check things.

apparently, they tried to rob me, but since I only have 20€ on my card, every operation they tried to do with my card didn't end with money movements.

you want to rob me of 300€? good fucking luck you bastard, I only have 20€.

in the end, they could only take 13€. hackers from somewhere in USA took the effort to rob someone in EU, and ended up with only 13€.

whoever you are, you are a bunch of fucking losers.

I AM TOO POOR TO BE ROBBED.

*laughs in poor*

to the person who tried to hack my credit card:

I have 4€ in it. you can't even buy a Big Mac menù with it.

you fucking idiot

*cries in poor*

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More of Beck and Mal. I will never let them go xD stuck in my list of fave ships forever.

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don't get me wrong, I find this super exciting too, but don't we have like, a whole cinematic genre about how is generally not a good idea to revive very old dead things?

old gods are waking

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the amazing world of gumball is the best carton show of 2000.

It portrayed the millennial culture without being cringe. It talked about a blended family with gender roles different from the norm. It talked about millennial things like fanfictions, but also complex topics like depression, neurodivergence and climate change. It had an amazing nemesis relationship between a complex villain who was actually trying to help and an anti-hero protagonist. It had an amazing style that blends cartoon characters with real elements. And it is not completely nonsense, because there is a hidden plot that is just sprinkled between the episodes, and you have to watch it carefully to catch it.

This cartoon is just perfect.

I will fucking die on this hill.

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This is literally the best post I have ever seen.

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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whenever someone asked me what I was planning to do I always answered "I could be dead by friday, I don't plan this long" or "I have no intention of surviving that long"

Now I am 27yo and I fucking wish

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can you tell revenge of the island is my favorite season

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I am italian and I wish that people here would start attacking far right politicians with chairs too.

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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Mal & Beck. But make them coworkers on later TD seasons. Lol she has been working on set behind the camera since she was 16 and he was a contestant. Oh how times change over the years.

Mal keeps giving Chris new ideas and Beck is absolutely exasperated with him. But, she does love working with him, actually. He's always getting her to slack off, which is good since she usually has a tendency to overwork herself.

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Mike: ok so apparently Mal fronts this time-

Manitoba: wait, why does Mal fronts this much?

Mal: MIND YOUR BUSINESS MANITOBA

behold, finally a vine compilation that's all system