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Talking to my mom last night about the wedding we’re all going to in 2 weeks and she says “I don’t think I’ve ever been to a non Catholic wedding!”

And I’m like “well Rachel and Becca’s wedding wasn’t a Catholic wedding”

And she says “I guess that didn’t really register as a wedding to me”

And I’m here, ready to have a real hard conversation with my mom about homophobia and Recognizing others and as I’m having this spiral this bitch goes “cause it was outside”

So good news, my mom doesn’t give two fucks if you’re gay, straight, bi, pan, etc but get yo ass married in A HOUSE with a ROOF or it will not register with her

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of COURSE it was anus kupoor that did this! and before any of you try to correct me i know what i said, he is a unwiped anus at best

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Ramon Dino

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Lucas Moraes

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Justin Savoie

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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“ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS IF THIS IS A BILBO BAGGINS OR A CHILCHUCK!”

The cleric (me) out of character, trying to find out the halfling sorcerer’s shoe situation so I could draw him

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