'98. she/her. aus.currently dan and phil trashbut also other obsessions sometimes (usually wlw media)
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god i wish i knew what garlic tasted like
#we have built up too much tolerance#i made a potato and leek soup the other week#and i had like a half cup of minced garlic from a jar in it#and my sister and i were talking about how we could only taste the leek#and i gave leftovers to my friend and she thought she had gained immortal immunity because of how intense the garlic was#and yet honest to god. my sister and i could not taste it#INTERESTINGLY i still am sick constantly. some sub par garlic not curing allergies
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we’re past ‘which could mean nothing’ for dan and phil. it means everything you think it means and so much more
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tour bus bed dateable that says "im sure you boys can share me, cant you?"
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Holy shit they have the ‘T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E’ bratz doll!
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so my sister comes marching into my room at 10pm to tell me she's just done "the greatest thing ever"
which she defines as having set up a 'routine' in her phone to play Shrek saying "what are you doing in my swamp?" every time she gets in her car
#i love her but Girl#i thought id been silly this last week without my meds.#it's well past her bedtime too
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the range of this man... and his wolf ears
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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.
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these were very close to each other in my camera roll and i just noticed and wanted to cry. look at him :(
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its like I KNOW they are a couple right? I have eyes and a brain and we are almost two decades down the line so I KNOW, but every time they do any small thing that confirms that they know we know that they know that we know I am floored with disbelief like omg they are a couple like as much of a couple as a couple can get (probably more if you ask mr. methaphors)
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am i sweating bc its 9° and a genuinely warmer night and there are two living breathing cat heaters on my bed
or is this sickness
#id say stay tuned#but tbh im so unwell constantly that idk what's just the agonies of living and what's illness
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Phil trying to get Dan's attention while being adorable took me out
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dan continuously joking about commitment issues is insane to me, girl you've been with the same man since you were eighteen
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