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Block the tag. Block the user. Warn the mutuals. Move on.

Plz reblog for a bigger sample size

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craig got him the cake thats why it is massive

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Hey bill, don’t worry!!! I see the stars too!

(It’s only cause I have PoTs and it happens everytime I stand, but shush don’t tell him that.)

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Thank you Deadpool, now NSYNC is my new religion 🎶🎵

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I sympathize with Bill but not in the ‘oh my goodness his backstory explains so much he’s misunderstood blah blah blah-‘ but in the way if I fumbled Ford ‘sixer’ Pines I would also start the apocalypse

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Improving the Hazbin Hotel Hell Setting

The sinners should be miserable. Hell is supposed to be a punishment, not just a red version of NYC. Here’s some small background details that can help with this….

Each and every night sinners have vivid nightmares of their worst memories from life.

All sinners have an incredibly low pain tolerance, and very slow healing time. All the doctors are in sloth, which leads sinners to turn to drugs.

Every single human sickness ever is spreading constantly. From the Black Death, to the vid, it’s out there. I will never kill the sinners, just make them ill.

There is no cotton in hell. All tacticals are made out of a fiberglass cloth, or sandpaper.

At random times, a one way viewing window into heaven will appear. This forces the sinners to watch the winners enjoying paradise.

Each sinner is branded with the symbol of their main sin. They are then owned by that sin, and can be summoned to serve them at anytime.

In order for an angel to fall, their wings must be cut off. It is a banishment process. After falling, their halo then snaps, and drives into their skull to become horns.

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Amen

Losing against my inner demons (bisexuality).

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2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

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always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

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Peace and love

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Kinda controversial but at this point Stolitz is less of a "will they/won't they" and more of a "should they/shouldn't they" 😔

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Anyone else realize….

Apology tour was literally posted after full moon.

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I am literally spreading the word.

Something that has always stood out to me (and got me thinking) IRT Blitzø and his true nature underneath all of his sharp edges is this specific scene in Oops:

Here, Blitz is very, VERY badly burnt. Enough to be permanently disfiguring on at least a third of his body. Yeah, Fizz had it worse, but this is still awful and was probably horrifically painful. But he barely seems affected, because his only concern is his mom. We as the audience can't hear what he's saying, but he's clearly calling out to her in this flashback.

Blitz could easily, and understandably, put himself first here. But he doesn't. And it says a lot about him. Take this with several other standout moments in (and upcoming!) the show...

...and you get a really good picture that one of Blitz's core traits is how protective he is of those he loves. A lot of the fandom writes him off as nothing but a selfish asshole that doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. And as sad and uncharitable as that read of him is, it's also kind of funny because if you actually watch the show it's obviously not the case at all.

Blitz values and is very protective of his loved ones, and if you can't see that you're blind or purposefully ignoring moments like this.