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A Tiger and His Boy

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Minyoung Choi - Librarians, 2024 - Oil on linen

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Ponte Vecchio, Florence, Italy

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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me

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Via FB

I’ve posted about a bearded dragon that had to be rescued by fire fighters—here’s one that just fights fires 👍

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📖⚔️

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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My child is reading Calvin and Hobbes, the most beloved comic from my childhood, and he has asked more than once if Hobbes is real or not. I told him that he should pay attention and decide for himself. He just showed me a panel where Hobbes threw Calvin in a rain barrel, and said Hobbes must be real because why would Calvin do that to himself. He's decided that Hobbes is real if only Calvin can see him but turns into a stuffed animal when anyone else looks at him, which is exactly what I decided when I was a kid.

I love the overall ambiguity of Calvin and Hobbes. A lot of the time, when you flash to another character's perspective, it's clear that Calvin just has a very active imagination, but sometimes even the other characters are perplexed. How did Calvin's dreaded bicycle end up in his closet? Did he really drag it all the way up the stairs to scare himself? Sometimes Calvin does things with Hobbes that hardly seem physically possible for him to do by himself. The lines between real and imaginary can be blurred and I think that's one of the really fun things about the comic.

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Grandpa gator and his rowdy grandsons

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The problem with the Smiths is that they’re soooo good but you have to shake your head when you’re listening to them so everyone knows you disapprove of Morrissey

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kim your so cool

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daily occurrence

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So I stumbled across this Etsy that sells dog accessories, and like 50% of the patches they sell (intended for use on dog jackets) go harder than anything made with humans in mind. Like am I crazy or

battle jacket exclusively featuring dog patches