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they're here to retrieve a falsely admitted Chilchuck

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Gortash redemption wouldn’t work because he does not give a fuck about growing or improving or breaking the cycle he’s putting fireworks into teddy bears for refugee orphans because fuck ‘em. He’s cooked. Ketheric thinks he’s too far gone the sunk cost fallacy already has his hooks in him. It’s over. Orin though. Six months of secure attachments to people who see her as an individual, an introduction to art mediums that are not finger painting with intestines, a trip to the circus (fun), regular exposure to the sun, and a blunt later and she is picking up trash by the river and voting in municipal elections.

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Astarion this, Gortash that. I'll believe y'all like evil fucked up men who could have a redemption arc when you join me in the Thisobald Thorm trenches

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Larian saying they actually have some fixes for Wyll in the works (source) !? I'm not expecting much from them at this point but I'm actually surprised they finally responded to some Wyll feedback

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I know the full arsenal update is out and hype for that but I just found the gutterman's poem in 7-2 and I HAVE to type about it because its night where I am and I cant wake up my friends to rant about Ultrakill.

Anyway, absolutely indescribable how we have the thoughts of a machine just laid bear in a secret for the first and maybe last time. The fact that a machine made for merciless slaughter could not only feel sadness for the person powering it but also WRITE a POEM? A machine made art??? The knowledge that they understand how cruel it is to make a human a blood battery, recognize it as torture, but also feel gratitude for the life they've been given?? It was known that machines had a sense of aesthetic from Swordsmachine and Mindflayer's entries but. Goddamn. The gutterman refers to the human as their mother and it states it CRIED when it crushed her skull as it hoped it would redeem its life.

Also the excerpt, "I know I know you would hate me so, and mother of me, I do too." Does this mean the Gutterman hated itself as much as the human? Did it hate the human instead along with the feelings of love and gratitude? Probably the former. Gutterman angst is so in.

V2's mannerisms and Swordsmachine's data entry are intresting, but a gutterman's eulogy for its prisoner and its attempt at redemption is another level. Actual machine thought process recorded!! Sapient lifeform that knows only war and death! The fact that the gutterman crushing the human's skull seemed to be out of mercy. Ough.

Noone has to interact I havent proof read this I am just RANTING this is CRAZY HAKITA HOW COULD YOU AND THE TEAM DO THIS

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Neil!!!

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It's time

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my beloveds

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hmm... my thistle looks a little weird...

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people say stuff all the time like "omg how are there homophobes/conservatives in X fandom?" but for ultrakill I really have a hard time believing it. how do they even survive in this space insisting that these characters are 100% heterosexual males. the game's head developer is calling gabriel submissive and breedable on discord as we speak. this is an actively hostile environment for them

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I just... want them to go to a masked ball...

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GOOD AFTERNOON SLUGCHAT

text in image: "The fourth slugcat of Rain World has not been forgotten, their time is coming. The Watcher is the next DLC expansion for Rain World. https://youtu.be/scR9AGNDggc

Journey beyond to something, somewhere only ever glimpsed. When the world beneath your feet cracks and crumbles, will you hold on to all you once knew? Or dive into the unknown?

We are working hard on Rain World: The Watcher, and I can’t wait to share more information later. For now though, please wishlist on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2857120/Rain_World_The_Watcher/"

finally justice for nightcat!

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What if the Dark Urge was a companion?

I love all the companions in Baldur's Gate 3 HOWEVER, I would've loved to see Dark Urge as a companion! Imagine the sweet angst and spicey scenes!!!!

What happens to him if you choose Tav over his origin makes me sad. So, I'm making this a thing!

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omfg i finally beat Hunter's campaign, holy shit.. call me stupid, but I found a pup and decided it was a good idea to bring it along with me. somehow kept this bitch alive until the end, her name is Dauntless

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“Senshi what do I do?”

“Get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

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Bro get out