thecondimentgal

[thecondimentgal]

hey queennnnnn 😝😝😝 opinions on paper??

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Paper, oh, he's a doll.

I don't have like, any issues with him, if I'm being honest. He's like, the sweetest, and like, OJ is lucky to have him. He's such a sweetie, like, honestly.

Spending time with him is nice, when possible.

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[thecondimentgal]

is salt your bcff or bccf (best condiment crush forever)? or am i just tripping and i need some yuri?

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She's like, my BCFF. Best condiment friend forever - get it right. I, like, don't have a crush on her – and even if I did, which I don't, she's too busy fawning over that lousy hotel manager.

He's like, not even that attractive.

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[thecondimentgal]

Is that like, an issue?

I'll have you know that like, I can be way more than just that.

you and pepper would make a good friendship duo 😁😁😁

Eh. Maybe. She's cool but shes also like.. Hyperfemme.

Ooc trophy thisnsound horrible for you do better))

[thecondimentgal]

Hey Pepper do you think you could give me a makeover? I don't quite know my entire Identity yet and I was wondering if I could get a makeover from the one and only

- @thisguylikestoexplodewoaggg

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Oh, like, of course! I can totally do that!

So, like, what are you thinking? Something feminine? Masculine? Androgynous? Either-or? Maybe like, accessorised, or maybe none at all! You've come to the right place.

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[thecondimentgal]

yuri or yaoi?

(you too mod, yuri or yaoi?)

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I guess, like, yuri. If I'm going to answer, it's like, obviously going to be the right one.

// im not too picky myself,, it can be either depending on the mood im in 🙌🏾

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[thecondimentgal]

OH HI PEPPER!! Tysm for sewing that jacket for me ! I apreciate it !

- @.yourgalsoap

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Hey, Soapy! You're like, so welcome. It totally suits you, like, it's so pretty on you! I'm glad you like, think it's cute, because it took me like, ages to make.

But like, I had to make sure the vibe was like, accurate.

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[thecondimentgal]

Perfeeeect! You'll look like a star when I'm done! Because like, let's be real.. who wouldn't? I guess I won't like, make you too "girly", but like, whatever. Now, let's see where I should begin..

Uuugh, like Trophy! You like, HAVE to listen to me, since apparently Salty Salt is too BUSY.

Hm.

[ She looks you up and down briefly, before smiling with a hint of.. inspiration. Her eyes are twinkling, and she's forgotten what she had to rant about before. ]

You know, you'd like, make the perfect mannequin for some of my like, outfits.. I can totally see you like, rocking a fur coat.

You should like, totally let me have a go at it! I'm like, way better than anyone else in this hotel, and like, you NEED better fashion anyway.. God, you willingly dress like that?

It's like, criminal.

~ xoxo, Pepper 💋 [ @thecondimentgal ]

...As long as its not anything GIRLY, suree??? Why not I guess.

[thecondimentgal]

Ello...erm- how is laife now dat show iz over?

@mefonforeand3gs

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Oh, it's like, not too bad. You know, the hotels been like.. operating as usual, or whatever. Everyone's like, adjusting!

I, like, have started actually getting into styling people. I'm like, totally amazing at it, because like, I'm a master at what I do. Makeup too, like, that's my strong suit.

Ugh. I like, miss when people came to me for makeovers.

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[thecondimentgal]

Oh uh ur that uhh Pepper person right? It's nice to meet you ig sorry I haven't interacted with you that much I've been rlly busy

- @flooryiiaskblog

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The like, one and only! It's like, nice to meet you too. Obviously, you're lucky that like, you're in my glorious presence.

It's like, totally okay! I'm like, busy myself.. trying to get like, Salt away from stupid OJ.

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[thecondimentgal]

The .the demons

I'm gonna memory wipe myself

(old paintbrush roleplayer (probably not going to anymore bc I doooo Not have the motivation, If I ever come back to here I might just be 3GS !!))

waves at you with a smile!!

fair enough.. i don't have much motivation myself either it happens, but whatever arrival you chose to make, it is welcomed here!!

[thecondimentgal]

oh my golly!! >v<

I haven’t seen this blog in a while teehee

merry Christmas from a weirdo!

have a present!!!

<3\(^v^\)

Aha, I.. had a little break, I guess. Girl time was needed.

But I'm like, back now! Back and better, ready for.. whatever else wants to come into my inbox. Merry Christmas to you too, anon.

Thanks for like, the present! Really appreciated.

[thecondimentgal]

PEPPER! pep pep! pippoppeppy! pepperoni! can i call ya pepperoni?

anyhoo, pepperoni, this is your super-duper-good friend-even-though-we-never-talked-ever LIGHTBULB!

painty told me that YOU said that you were SUPER DUPER happy to hear me SING and MAKE NOISE all the time, which is GREAT becuzz i actually need to use your little yoga space in the gym for PAINT TIME !!!

that is, paintbrush needs to use it, but they said that I should ask instead because who could say NO to this face? anyway please do NOT say no to this face and let us PAINT !! we can paint your YOGA MATS!!!

i can even get painty to paint salt with a big kissy face on yours! they said you’d probably like that! they also said you’re a fartface :)

~ LIGHTBULBIFER THE THIRD (im trying out a cool new name!)

[ - @ask-lighty-ii ]

Ugh.. just like, call me my name. I'm really not like, in the mood for any nicknames.

You cant just.. take our time slot, you like, know that? We've.. well, I already asked OJ if we could use it. You and Paintbrush have to find another day.

And you cannot paint our yoga mats! They're not a canvas, like, absolutely not!

Yeah, thanks.. appreciated, or whatever.

[thecondimentgal]

December 20th, 2024

Hotel OJ - Hotel Hoot, Inanimate Island

To: Pepper

Hey! Hope everythings going fine for you two.. If you know what I mean haha..

But just to ask, you okay, Pepper? You've been quite down since you dragged Salt away from me and OJ's moment last time. Plus, you look really.. Worried and, frightened.. Are you alright?

Just checking on you.

But, I'll write another letter to update you two. And most of all, I wish you and Salt the best.. She's been acting, CRAZY since.. Yeah.

Love,

Paper 📄.

Oh, hey! Ugh, I've been meaning to catch up with you.. I've missed having little days out.

Everythings like, all messy. But it's totally cool – nothing that I can't handle. I'm like, made for this stuff.

I'm.. fine. It's just so weird, you know? Not you and OJ, I mean like, me and Salty. Ever since I dragged her away, it's like somethings been trying to tell me something.

Totally. I'd love another letter from you, maybe even a like, gossip session. I could so use a day out with you!

Thanks. I'll try to keep Salt out of your hair, but it's not that easy. She'll have to learn that OJ isn't into her eventually – and that maybe there's.. other options.

[thecondimentgal]

GASP!!! THE ERA HAS BEGUN!! QUICK!!!

-Jan. 27, 2025

The what? What era?

Wh.. I'm not yelling, it'll like, make my voice all raspy. It hurts when I do – but like, trust me, I'm confused.

[thecondimentgal]

on a scale of one to ten,

How MUCH like, how MUCH do you want to.. Tell, 𝙝𝙚𝙧..

that, yk what..

good luck.

Pfft, like, a five?

Well, okay, maybe like, an eight. Or a little higher. But that's like, what IF I wanted to tell her.

Not that I will. That's totally like, different.

[thecondimentgal]

Pepper, is it not?

...

...Listen, i've heard of your little friend bothering that.. hotel owner. I have my own problems against him, but her reasoning to bother him? Nothing! Nothing compared of what i've been through.

...

...Listen, i have nothing against you, but your little friend, and that hotel owner?

...

...Let's just say, not so much.

...Point is, your friend should leave that hotel owner, and his paper.. Friend? Acquaintance? I'm unable to tell, alone.

-🌮

Oh, like, I get it.

Salty can be such a pain when it comes to OJ, honestly.. I just like, tune it all out my pretty little head. You've been through like, loads, right?

Must be hard.

I think you're decent – ugh, way better than some of the other people who like to roam round here. Like that stupid Trophy, I swear.. he has like, such a big ego.

I'll try to get her off his back.. not like I haven't already, but I can do my best.

By the way, Paper is like.. OJ'S boyfriend. They're cute.

[thecondimentgal]

to be fair, both of you clearly hugged each other around the shoulder during the memorial concert in a very similar way to how OJ and paper did, and she looked like she was fine with it! I’d be surprised if there weren’t at least a few things you talked about with her afterwards <3

I.. I guess so.

There is like, a few things I could talk to her about.. not like, too many, but a little. If she wants to, then I will.

I don't know how Salty will take it, though. Whatever on my mind, I mean.