i can’t believe my girlfriend is a space goddess
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Allura, in the middle of battle: everything hurts
Keith: Bitch me too
Allura: what's a bitch? Is that bad?
Keith: ...
Keith: it's a loving/endearing term for a close friend or family member
Allura: oh, well thank you. I also think you're a bitch, Keith
Keith, trying not to laugh: thanks Princess, that means a lot
Allura: *gets up and moves to walk away*
Keith: wait where are you going?
Allura, running off: I'm going to tell Shiro he's the biggest bitch I've ever met!
Keith, seriously trying not laugh and crying a bit: you go do that. He'll love it
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this shit is so funny i’m weak
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Это мой диван, все поняли?!
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