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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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Wet the drys, dry the wets, pour spaghetti down the throat of delusion

Based on this:

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Excuse me! *steals your sense of direction*

Colored version

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reading your whole fully annotated spiral entity bible to someone who is eagerly listening for his life does not escape my definition of gay subtext

"i want you to understand, even if it does go against my nature"

oh distortion... you could just kill him but instead you gotta tell him michael shelley's silly little story first

kinda fruity of you, door

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Sometimes I think about how two of the most popular TMA characters are just the same door.

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Idk Michael if you tore my 'who' from my 'what' I think I'd like it

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Coming out as having not one Incredibly Niche Michael Rairpair, but TWO :-) (I THINK THEY HAVE AN INTERESTING DYNAMIC OKAY SUE ME)

Anyway this is my official petition for their fun ship name to be Eyestrain, thank you for considering my proposal

(Lyrics from I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Sissor Sisters)

Spooky Michael face alt:

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Finished my MagnusForGaza commission for @swampknife !

Unfortunately the event is over now, but if you’re still interested in donating @magnusforgaza has a list of people still taking commissions for donations!

Undistorted version under the cut since I really couldn’t decide which was better

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If TMA were to ever get a tv show adaptation, my ONE requirement is that even though everything else is live action, Michael Distortion is entirely animated, and is animted by a completely different person in every shot, in a completely different art style and even different mediums.

Helen, on the other hand, must be done by different people too, however each artist must do their absolute best to match each others styles, so that the chages are so subtle you can almost imagine they arent really there

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I don’t really get the argument that people shouldn’t ship jonelias because “it’s toxic.” Like yeah. That’s what makes it fun. Do other people actually ship characters because they think it would be a good or positive relationship? To me, shipping is more just about wanting two (or more) characters to interact more because they have an entertaining dynamic (or the potential for one). Do i think Jon and Jonah should get together? Fuck no. But I do want to see what would happen if they did it anyways. Maybe this is just my aromanticism talking, because I don’t really see romance as something desirable, so whether or not a fictional relationship is something desirable is completely irrelevant to me (because from my perspective, no romantic relationship is desirable). Like I’m not trying to live vicariously through this toxic old man and Jon “Shit Luck” Sims. I just want to see exactly how everything would crash and burn if they decided to give making out with each other a try.

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Reblog if you're AAAAH

Autistic ADHD Asexual Absolutely exhausted Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

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Remember to hug your assistant today

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im sorry but this is elias bouchard to me

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I can’t help but feel like a lot of the tma fandom’s interaction with the source is kind of like. jonny had made like this big tragic thing and we all bought the dolls and keep playing make pretend of them falling in love with each other

jonny: but aren’t you gonna…..pay attention to the thing I made?

us, making the s1 archives gang kiss each other: sorry what? can’t hear you! they’re all in love!

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yikes, unfollowing him now. I was a big fan of his constant lying, gaslighting and evil behavior, but I had no idea he dated a 70 year old man who’s 445 years younger than him