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had a dream where Tom Scott was covering a centuries old wormhole distorting the spacetime of some inn in bumfuck england. the wormhole ate him and grew larger and larger before consuming the entire country

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Fuck your heteronormativity twitter header (pt2)

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early spideypool be like

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early spideypool be like

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Deadpool: I’d kill for you spidey. I would 100% kill for your honor.

Spider-Man: wade-

Deadpool: like no hesitation. None. You point I shoot.

Spider-Man: Wade please don’t....

Deadpool: Like I would just pull out a gun like this *wips out gun* and fire.

Criminal: *whimpers*

Spider-Man: WADE! You’re taking this to personally!

Deadpool: *lowers his gun* maybe your right....

Criminal: yeah! All I said was spidey’s jokes weren’t funny.

Deadpool: Spider-Man.... *pulls out more guns* IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW FUCKER!

Spider-Man: WADE NO!!!!!

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Night.

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@amberad I dunno how to reply to submissions ;;

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“God I love movie night, but you know what would make it even better? Se-”

“Shut up, it’s starting.”

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Therapist: are you often plagued by irrational fears, Mr Parker?

Peter, choking up: yeah sometimes I'm scared that we're all actually just characters in a movie franchise the rights of which are split between two companies and there's gonna be a money related dispute between the two one day which'll lead to the avengers having to leave me behind and forget me while I'm forced to quietly watch them pretend I never existed and have to pretend myself like I was never really a part of their team and never met the man who shaped my life and pretend his death didn't cause me intense trauma because I "didn't witness it" or even "interact with any of them" at all

Therapist:

Peter: for legal reasons

Therapist:

Therapist: that's incredibly specif-

Peter: AND IRRATIONAL. TOTALLY IRRATIONAL. BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S SESSION GOODBYE [jumps out window]

Deadpool disguised as therapist: damnit, so close

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give me! tender! spideypool!

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A Spideypool pic I commissioned @lotolle for. And boy did they deliver! XD

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peter has a lot more spidery habits than he initially lets on, because….no one could possibly relate and he doesn’t want to feel weird. but one day he realizes they pretty much all sound like shitposts so he just starts tweeting them out and gets big popular. 

like, not even on his spider-man twitter. @ peterbparkour tweets out something like “I’ve officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on I’ll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which I’ll then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw” and it has 40 million replies that all say ‘same’ 

“just stubbed my toe really fucking bad so I’m gonna rip my leg off- hope it doesn’t take to long to grow back!’ ‘yea it be like that’

“to the man who just stole my backpack on the subway- sir please. please. my eggsack is in there. sir please. they’re just babies they’re scared they’ll devour you SIR PLEASE MY EGGSACK” ‘haha this guys wild’

“the temperature has started going down so it’s time for me to hibernate!!!! see you all in 7 months!!! :)” and someone goes ‘worm’ and he replies “spider, actually”

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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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Doddle! 

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Winter Memory by @mgrymrm

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January Challenge with @ediewirt!

2/14 Guardians of the Galaxy VS Mad Max

Everyone needs someone

…to be loved

by DakotaLIAR