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thefiresontheheight · 8 hours
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Quick! Accurately define:
Transubstantiation
Infallibility
Consubstantiation
The Trinity
Incarnation
Deuterocanonical
Mortal vs Venial Sins
Catholic
Apostolic Succession
Homoousios
After that I will grade your ability to reclaim something banal like nuns for your gay novel or whatever.
Deciding to become a hateful wretch by gatekeeping fellow American ex Catholic’s trauma identity.
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thefiresontheheight · 8 hours
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If you can’t define transubstantiation AND haven’t been to a Tridentine rite mass then your were never Catholic you were a glorified Protestant who also pledged allegiance to the Pope. I am the True Ex Catholic.
Deciding to become a hateful wretch by gatekeeping fellow American ex Catholic’s trauma identity.
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thefiresontheheight · 8 hours
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Deciding to become a hateful wretch by gatekeeping fellow American ex Catholic’s trauma identity.
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thefiresontheheight · 8 hours
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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
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thefiresontheheight · 10 hours
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thefiresontheheight · 10 hours
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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thefiresontheheight · 20 hours
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I think LinkedIn job postings should have comments. This way, people can say things like "Why is there a $150,000 salary range listed for this job?" or "Why is this the third time in the last 6 months you've posted this position?"
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sheep girlfriends. ewefriends if you will
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Oh absolutely, goes without saying. I just don't think bidoof's law is a directive against horniness so much as its a reference to how weird debate chuds on here act
Bidoofs law feels reversed now almost? Before if I saw someone obsessed with hentai/porn on here I knew they had just the most dog shit possible opinions on social justice, whereas now I see someone with a censored icon and a URL like puppygirldykeknot and know she's a hardcore leftist with half a library of political theory saved on her hard drive/my bravest comrade
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I think it kinda depends on the order seen, yeah? A censored icon and a URL like dragondickgirl who crosses your dash with a gif of two girls in camo making out is to be trusted and loved. A URL like theblondgentleman who has an uncensored icon and starts commenting on your post 10,000 notes in is almost guaranteed to reblogging the most wonderbread-ass porn imaginable, despite apparently wanting to debate you on “the sociosexual aspects of lesbianism” or some other rancid pseudo-intellectual opinion. Trust the blogger who shows ass and keeps her theory on her page rather than the commenter who brags about his theory and keeps his fetishes on his blog like a dirty secret. Something like that?
Bidoofs law feels reversed now almost? Before if I saw someone obsessed with hentai/porn on here I knew they had just the most dog shit possible opinions on social justice, whereas now I see someone with a censored icon and a URL like puppygirldykeknot and know she's a hardcore leftist with half a library of political theory saved on her hard drive/my bravest comrade
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Me: oh wow, it’s really busy here at work, I should start doing something that isn’t my responsibility just to help out, maybe I can skip my break today, or stay a little—
My inner Chilchuk Tims: Your job description has your responsibility and includes hours worked and breaks. Stick to it unless they want to pay you more. No job is your friend no matter how much you like it.
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i need to find that frank herbert quote that compares JFK to paul
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this is what it’s like
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Mech posting is about trauma. It’s about disability. It’s about objectification, especially by military and corporate interests. It’s about gender. It’s about transformation. It’s a power fantasy. A cautionary tale. A romance. But most of all it’s really horny. But even more of all it’s about giant machines. But mostly it’s about explosions. Yes.
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fleet captain!! are you okay, you've been awake for an hour and you've been crying the whole time 😰
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