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FOR HIRE: Garden Hermit
5 years experience tending plants
15 years experience being a homebody
30 years experience yearning
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I wish I could stock groceries but like, freelance
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I've been left home alone with an opened bottle of prosecco and I'm about to get into some Kevin McAllister shenanigans
#woof#setting up elaborate traps for my roommates when they get home hehe#this is just how i cope with being sick during the holidays
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RIP secret songs :(
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There is an ominous lack of bird noises this morning
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Last week someone bought this from the gallery!!!!!

The inside is finally done! 🥹 now I just gotta finish the outside, I might put a frame on it
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“___ is intrinsically connected to climate change” uh, yeah, everything is intrinsically connected to climate change because everything fucking exists on The Planet
#woof#climate change#I get the sentiment but I heard someone say it in a podcast and the though occurred to me. just seems like it should go without saying#but I guess not :(
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We need rain so bad 😭 it’s way too hot and everything is crunchy and brown
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I hate metal frames so much ugh
#woof#just spent an hour on this stupid thing and it doesn’t fit so I have to take it apart and cut everything down 😭😭😭#got frustrated and now I’m having a cig about it 🙄
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New Robin Wall Kimmerer book?????!!!!
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My cat has been so clingy since I got home from florida 🥺😭
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curse of 10000 ghouls and demons be upon ye
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Went to the Dali museum and flipped off all the paintings
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S Beach Road, Point Roberts, Washington.
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Every time I see a caricature I am filled with rage. I think it’s the lowest art form and I am repulsed by them
#woof#lots of caricature artists are just trying to make a living but why do they have to look like that#it’s gotta be a subconscious uncanny thing that makes me feel that way#anyway I hate em
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