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god damn we are quick aren’t we

The Tortured Poets Department - Taylor Swift

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nah cause my man Tommy was FULLY looking at Bucks lips

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he’s just like me fr

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there’s gotta be a word for the way we flock to tumbler the moment AO3 goes down to share in our joint misery

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oh Dean Winchester how I’ve missed you

Goofy 😂

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i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

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podcast gods are asleep -> posts gay lawyers in the meantime

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Mike staring into Harvey's soul for 4749017563829th time to get his way and he knows he would!

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MY GUY IM LITERALLY GOING IN APRIL FOR A COLLEGE CLASS IM SO EXCITED

I NEED A FUCKING INHALER I JUST LEARNED THE BEETLEJUICE MUSICAL IS ON TOUR NEAR MY STATE ON MY BIRTHDAY

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F—-ING TVA AGENT TOM WAMBSGANS

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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oh hades you silly little fruity man

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Pros of this Episode:

Annabeth ripping into Procrustes every time he speaks by threatening to cut off his head. She is Done TM and I am so proud of her

Percy being a New Yorker once again, lying through his teeth, and calling them suckers. Also RIP to “it was a big bathtub” but “I mean…we’re all dying…to some extent” SLAPS

Grover and Percy looking at each other after finding the Master Bolt like “oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck” I felt that

Hades and his Fruity Little Vibe, being so flamboyant and over-the-top but also still nice in his own way, You go Glen Coco

Sally. Everything with Her, Sally and Percy, Sally and Poseidon, Sally and the bitchass principal, Sally. Sally Jackson. End of story.

Cons of this Episode:

So I’m not a fan of- *gunshot, I am killed instantly*

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Hades clickety clacking his gay ass over to Percy and Grover, fluffing a blanket to show off his impeccable interior design skills, gossiping about how the Straights are always bickering, this mf is fruitier than a produce section

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god. hades saying, "ask me for sanctuary" after percy talks about kronos hits like a truck when you remember that he tried to do the same for maria, bianca, and nico.

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