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being tomarry/harrymort shipper in fanfics, is reading tom/voldemort describe how if harry permitted he would possess him in any way he could, slay all his enemies or anyone who looked at him wrong, describing how harry is his little soul and how especial he is for it, spill poetics about obsessive love and say "that's beautiful"

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The tomarry dynamic

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I’m reading Lolita and out of curiosity I looked in the tag and

No please stop those quotes aren’t supposed to be romantic…… they’re gross in context stoooooppppppp

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Just realized that the fact I feel a strong connection to Dolores Haze is.........Worrying.

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Have a hyperfixation on Lolita and have a Daddy issue is somethings.

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How can people romanticise this book ?

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Rhodey and Tony comes out from the bar, Tony very drunk:

Peter in costume: *flying on the street*

Tony: ...wow, James, who it is? Wow, James, who it is?

Rhodey: I think...

Tony: Spider-Man! Oh... I want fuck him... want fuck him.

Rhodey: maybe you two could be a friends firstly?

Peter: *flies off the street*

Tony: oh... fuck, who I am, buddy, and who..? :(

Rhodey: you a Ironman?

Tony: yeah... I am Ironman, alright, and I will fuck with Spider-Man and will marry him!

Rhodey: how much you drunk?

Tony: not much... but just don't ask Pepper... so how we will know his number?

Rhodey: oh my goodness, Tony...

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Hey, so i realized when i was reading tomarry fics Harry turns into the bad guy or the dark side

And i was like Nah bitch change it

Can anyone give me a tomarry fic where Tom joins the good guy's side instead!?

Cuz c'mon think of the enjoyment in life for that matter

And every one decerves a second chance and Harry could give the beast a reason to be good

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Remember when we got those additional KNB materials when they were all at the pool and Kuroko and Akashi decided to sit far away from everyone else in the corner to flirt and Aomine said that that “they look so happy, they must be talking about boobs” and Kise went “well, aren’t you the dumbest?” and we even got this pic:

Because I’m still screaming.

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ok ok ok. it's 2am but HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. EVERYBODY RAGS ON KUROKO NO BASKET BECAUSE "it's more a superhero anime than a sports anime" HERE IS WHY YALL ARE WRONG:

-first off, i TOTALLY AGREE that the abilities of the players are totally fucking ridiculous and not even in the same realm as the reality of basketball; most sports anime are unrealistic with abilities and shit, but i am not contesting that knb absolutely takes this to another level of impossible. HOWEVER, their abilities serve a narrative purpose that conveys their central message of the importance of teamwork in a unique and creative way, as i will explain right now

-if you watched the whole thing, you'll know that the members of the generation of miracles have absolutely ridiculous powers. one of them literally can see the different contractions in your body and use the information to predict your next move. another one of them can shoot from all the way across the court. the main character can literally turn invisible (it's complicated). just, stuff you just would never see in actual basketball. BUT, the main point of knb was NEVER to show kids playing basketball, and while the "hard work by an underdog team leads to their ultimate victory" is definitely a present theme, it's not their main message; their main message was that sports without teamwork is meaningless and unfulfilling, no matter how much victory there is.

-if you think about it, the ridiculous powers of the generation of miracles do a perfect job of illustrating this point. this group of basketball players with extraordinary talents were never portrayed as happy while they worked on their own. the five of them started off loving basketball before they joined teiko; however, teiko was not a nuturing environment for them, with their motto being "victory over everything." it made sense that as their talents grew, a program like teiko encouraged them to score points on their own at the cost of working as a team. the result was three consecutive championship wins at the cost of the player's love for the game. their ridiculous powers punctuated how miserable they were despite their numerous victories.

-the show also perfectly set up kuroko, the main character, as the antithesis to victory without teamwork. he is literally portrayed as useless on his own because of his specialization in passing, and passing only. he is the embodiment of teamwork: somebody whose ridiculous power is only effective when working with somebody else, making his ties to his teammates even stronger (as opposed to the rest of the miracles, whose abilities isolate them from their teams). as kuroko used his ability, which is directly linked to teamwork, to defeat the other miracles, he forced them to improvise and see that teamwork not only makes them stronger, but happier. the show illustrated how their improved sense of teamwork led to an increase in their love for basketball. a good example of this is midorima (the guy who can shoot from all the way across the court). because of his incredible shooting ability, his team organized plays to give him as many shots as possible in order to rack up points. during this time, he talks about how he doesn't play basketball for fun; he plays to win, and win only. however, he is portrayed as unhappy, with no actual enjoyment for the sport. when kuroko beats him, midorima realizes he can't win based on his own strength anymore, and must rely on his teammates in order to better himself at the sport. in this process, he grows to trust them, and finds motivation in winning victory for the sake of his team, and not himself. the same thing, more or less, happens with the other miracles when kuroko defeats them. kuroko, the embodiment of teamwork, is set up as the catalyst for the positive change in the generation of miracles' attitudes toward basketball, therefore driving home the point that victory, no matter how often it is achieved, is meaningless and unfulfilling without teamwork.

-now, are you going to look at me and tell me that this beautifully illustrated message of the importance of teamwork in sports isn't a sports anime?? didn't think so.

-so basically while kuroko no basket shows the importance of teamwork through unique methods not quite common in most sports anime, its message makes it belong in the sports anime category. thank you and goodnight.

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Bonjour

Je suis un baby boy et je cherche un daddy s'il vous plaît 😭🥺

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Stranger, flirts with Peter: Did it hurt?

Peter: What?

Stranger: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Tony, protectively sliding an arm around Peter: It didn’t. Because I was there to catch him.

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Peter, looking up from his phone: Why are you looking at me funny?

Tony, secretly spying on Peter’s search history with EDITH: Hm?

Peter: You’re looking at me funny...

Tony, pretending he hadn’t just read “Tony Stark gay sex tapes” in Peter’s search history: You’re seeing things, Kid.

Peter, shrugging and going back to searching “how to tell your mentor you want to call him daddy” on his phone: Okay.

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Peter: Hey, uh, Mr Stark, how do you tell someone you want to... um... you know... do it? With... them?

Tony: Do it?

Peter: It.

Tony, snorting: You mean sex?

Peter, blushing: Yeah, that.

Tony: Kid, if you can’t even say it you aren’t ready.

Peter: Please? Tell me how I can tell someone?

Tony: In my experience, I just seduce them.

Peter: How?

Tony: I don’t know, flirt with them, start removing their clothes, tell them I want them?

Peter, unbuttoning Tony’s shirt: I want you.

Tony: Oh god

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Tony: Are you horny again?

Peter: I’m a teenager, what’s your excuse?

Tony, shrugging: I’m a pervert.

Tony:

Tony: And viagra.

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Peter, looking at a photo of Tony when he was Peter’s age: Somehow you’re way hotter now.

Tony: I’m sorry?

Peter:

Peter, panicking: Uh

Peter, panicking even more: I- I just mean, um-

Tony: -You think I’m hot?

Peter, blushing: The hottest.

Tony: I can’t be the hottest if you’re the hottest.

Peter, blushing harder: 😍