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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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💯🙏💛🟨👍
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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thepringlesofblood · 2 days
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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There's too much respect for authority in America. Many people look favorably on cops and soldiers and some of them even admire politicians and businessmen. It's not a mindset conducive to virtue.
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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
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Today I learned that Aaron Shikler (the portraitist who created the famous, posthumous, official portrait of JFK) was also responsible for an amazingly sinister portrait of Nancy Reagan:
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Just look at it—all that ominous red, the hands clasped behind the back, the shapelessness of the dress, the fact that she’s standing before a massive closed door. She looks like a treacherous vizier telling a petitioner to scram, because he’s not going to see the king.
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thepringlesofblood · 2 days
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my beautiful children, Unnamed, Unnamed , Unnamed, Unnamed, Unnamed , and Unnamed
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If you come in you don’t have to come out
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Story of my life
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thepringlesofblood · 2 days
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Nameological bullshit in video gaming, ranked:
Pretending you think a video game title which could plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Pretending you think a video game title which couldn't plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Referring to a player character with a canonical first name as "[first name] [title of game]"
As 3, above, but the game's title is very long, and you insist on saying it in full every time you say the player character's name
Making up an unlikely first name for a player character who's called by their title or role and treating the title/role as a last name
Combining 3/4 and 5, above, and referring to the player character as "[incongruous made-up first name] [title of game]"
Insisting that the player character of any game with a title of the form "Mark of [whatever]" is named Mark
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thepringlesofblood · 2 days
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Bring Me The Boss Hog
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Art by u/reachling
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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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